Messaging: Readers
elfinlia1661
I PUBLISHED THIS BY ACCIDENT I WASN'T DONE WITH IT
SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING OVER A WEEK BUT I'M BACK NOW YEEHAW :D
Also, this book is ranked #1 in sondongju. Waw. Thanks y'all :'))) <3
And now that that's dealt with, let's get on with the story !
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USERNAMES (because some changed last chapter)
ATEEZ
Hongjoong: R00DSHORTIE
Seonghwa: mommySHw
Yunho: TeddyBearYunho
Yeosang: KANGYEOSANG
San: mountainSAN
Mingi: princessmingki
Wooyoung: UWUyoungS
Jongho: applebreaker
ONEUS
Youngjo/Ravn: r00dboii
Seoho: mommySHo
Geonhak/Leedo: GONEHAK
Keonhee: StrongToedOlaf
Hwanwoong: tallwoong
Dongju/Xion: babyxion
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12.01 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
TeddyBearYunho
Guys
Guys
Guys
Please help
Me have
A situation
StrongToedOlaf
Okay what's going on
TeddyBearYunho
I have a fooking stalker
princessmingki
I never guessed that fooking will be a thing in this gc ☺️
mountainSAN
Nobody cares that you have a stalker as long as the stalker doesn't steal Shiber while I'm asleep at night
princessmingki
#ignored
TeddyBearYunho
I DON'T WANT TO DIE
KANGYEOSANG
I don't think Yunho knows the difference between a murderer and a stalker
mommySHw
Yeah
UWUyoungS
SUP BATCHES
yikes y'all already have a conversation without me in it
KANGYEOSANG
We don't need you
UWUyoungS
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP IS THIS
tallwoong
TeddyBearYunho
Where did you get that picture?
tallwoong
Idk I just found it in the comments
TeddyBearYunho
What comments?
tallwoong
The comments!
TeddyBearYunho
...
Okay moving on
WHY AREN'T Y'ALL PANICKING THAT I HAVE A FOOKING STALKER
mountainSAN
Because
We don't care
TeddyBearYunho
mountainSAN
Jk Yunnie we do care
We live in the same room after all
Your stalker is going to steal Shiber
So
What's the story
TeddyBearYunho
Okay
So y'all know I got an Instagram account now, right?
princessmingki
WAIT WHAT—
KANGYEOSANG
YOU NEVER TOLD US—
UWUyoungS
BETRAYAL
mountainSAN
OUCH
TeddyBearYunho
Okay so apparently not
So
There's this girl
Who follows me
And she keeps DM'ing me saying
'What's the biology homework?'
princessmingki
...
Yunho how do you know that whoever said that isn't a student in our class
TeddyBearYunho
When I said 'Go ask the teacher' she replied 'TELL ME THE FRICKING BIO HW OR I'LL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR VOICE'
mommySHo
She knows the White Banshee Witch
I'm shook
By the ways how was you guys' sleepover?
UWUyoungS
It was great! We binge-watched My Hero Academia the entire night from the first season to the end, and we also attempted to throw popcorn and marshmallows at each other, and there was a time Hongjoong hyung choked because Yunho threw a large piece of popcorn right into Hongjoong's throat.
R00DSHORTIE
It was so fooking painful
TeddyBearYunho
Sorry
UWUyoungS
EN NI WAYZ we also pranked Gonehak by rolling him up in a blanket like a burrito and throwing him down a ditch
princessmingki
Serves him right
tallwoong
yeah
He keeps wishing us to fall into that large ditch right behind ATEEZ's dorm
GONEHAK
FYI there was blood and the smell of death was lingering down there
tallwoong
WAIT WHAT
UWUyoungS
WE DIDN'T MURDER THE PRINCIPAL I SWEAR
GONEHAK
Jk
tallwoong
wait
Wooyoung
UWUyoungS
I DIDN'T
r00dboii
I don't trust this kid
R00DSHORTIE
Me neither
babyxion
What are we talking about now
TeddyBearYunho
My stalker
UWUyoungS
The sleepover last night
babyxion
I am confusion
TeddyBearYunho
Y'ALL TOPIC SWITCH BACK TO MY STALKER
I NEED HELP
princessmingki
You definitely do
TeddyBearYunho
StrongToedOlaf
Okay but I have a theory in mind
What if the person who sent you that creepy message
Is a person in your class
princessmingki
WELL DUH THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY—
StrongToedOlaf
I'M NOT DONE
But that person in your class
Is also the White Banshee Witch
princessmingki
WAIT WHAT
mountainSAN
The White Banshee Witch goes to our school?!??!
mommySHo
Why else would she be at your school at that time of night then?
TeddyBearYunho
BECAUSE SHE IS A GHOST
AND GHOSTS MOVE AROUND AT NIGHT
STOP SCARING MINGI SEOHO HYUNG
I COULD LITERALLY HERE HIM SCREAM FROM MY ROOM
applebreaker
Okay what didya all say here to make Mingi scream like a girl and run around in circles
TeddyBearYunho
WHAT DID I SAY
mommySHo
It's just a theory sheesh
Keonhee started it first
R00DSHORTIE
Yunho check the girl's insta photos
Just to confirm if she is the White Banshee Witch or not
mommySHw
Hongjoong is this what you do in your free time?!
You stalk girls?!?
UWUyoungS
ANNA OUP—
applebreaker
babyxion
R00DSHORTIE
NO I DON'T SEONGHWA WHAT THE FOOK
TeddyBearYunho
He is no longer someone I look up to
R00DSHORTIE
SEONGHWA JUST SAID A LIE
I DON'T STALK RANDOM GIRLS ON FOOKING INSTAGRAM
TeddyBearYunho
I'm kidding hyung
I know Seonghwa was lying
mommySHw
But what if I wasn't
TeddyBearYunho
💀
KANGYEOSANG
HONGJOONG YOU STALK GIRLS WHAT
R00DSHORTIE
TeddyBearYunho
Don't go hyung
I checked her Insta page
But she doesn't post any pictures
Also
Her profile pic is white
mommySHo
THAT'S THE WHITE BANSHEE WITCH
applebreaker
SEOHO HYUNG STOP MAKING MINGI SCREAM
KANGYEOSANG
Why can't we ever have a normal conversation here
UWUyoungS
That's cause we ain't normal
mommySHo
Hey
It might be the White Banshee Witch
You never know
R00DSHORTIE
Yeah right
TeddyBearYunho
So what do I do now?
mommySHo
Wait and see what will happen next
TeddyBearYunho
That doesn't seem very wise
mommySHo
Trust me
mommySHo is offline!
TeddyBearYunho
Am I the only one who is suspicious of Seoho hyung?
babyxion
Maybe he's the White Banshee Witch
applebreaker
I'm sorry Dongju
But that is the crappiest theory I ever heard of
babyxion
TeddyBearYunho
YOU JUST STOLE MY MEME
babyxion
I HAD IT IN MY PHONE SINCE YESTERDAY
TeddyBearYunho
I HAD IT SINCE THREE MONTHS AGO
babyxion
I HAD IT SINCE I WAS BORN
TeddyBearYunho
I HAD IT BEFORE THE EARTH WAS CREATED
babyxion
I HAD IT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD EXISTED
TeddyBearYunho
Then how did you get it
UWUyoungS
princessmingki
StrongToedOlaf
mountainSAN
tallwoong
R00DSHORTIE
applebreaker
mommySHw
GONEHAK
babyxion
What?
KANGYEOSANG
Goodbye, au revoir, adios
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2.14 p.m.
Messaging: White Banshee Witch Prank Group
Kim Youngjo
I forgot the plan
Lee Seoho
YOU IDIOT WE LITERALLY EXPLAINED THE ENTIRE THING LAST NIGHT
Kim Youngjo
Please repeat it
elfinlia1661
Batch
Okay
You (Ravn) will sneak into ATEEZ's dorm tonight thru the kitchen doors in a white dress and a long white wig, pretending to be the White Banshee Witch
Kim Youngjo
But why me
elfinlia1661
Cuz you didn't do it
I already did it
Back at KQ Academy
Kim Youngjo
THAT WAS YOU?!?
elfinlia1661
Yes it was stop freaking out
It's your turn to scare them
So
Sneak into the kitchen
Find Yunho and San's room
Take Shiber
Leave
Lee Seoho
Why do you wanna steal Shiber?? Isn't he precious to San??
elfinlia1661
It's called a prank you dumb batch
Lee Seoho
Oh
Right
elfinlia1661
🤦♀️
Okay
So Ravn
You get it right
Kim Youngjo
So I sneak into the kitchen
Find Yunho and San's room
Take Shiber
Leave
Got it
elfinlia1661
Okay
Seoho you take Ravn there
And you'll be the one to bring him out of there
Lee Seoho
Got it
elfinlia1661
DON'T LEAVE RAVN ALONE THERE OKAY
OR THE OTHERS WILL FIND OUT
Lee Seoho
Okay okay sheesh I'm not that cruel
Kim Youngjo
I stand corrected
Lee Seoho
Okay bye
Lee Seoho is offline!
Kim Youngjo
I only said the truth
elfinlia1661
I know, Ravn. I know.
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8.17 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
UWUyoungS
What did y'all have for dinner
tallwoong
Why are you asking that question
UWUyoungS
To start a normal conversation
Yeosang has been pleading me to have a normal conversation for once
babyxion
But Yeosang isn't normal himself
KANGYEOSANG
I SAW THAT
babyxion deleted a message!
babyxion
I'm sorry wut?
KANGYEOSANG
💀💀💀
TeddyBearYunho
princessmingki
Did you just make that after Xion sent that message?
TeddyBearYunho
Nah I didn't I just found it on the Internet
R00DSHORTIE
Why would there be a random meme of you on the Internet
mountainSAN
*OVERDRAMATIC GASP*
IT MUST BE YOUR STALKER
mommySHw
Or, our ATINY fans made that meme
mountainSAN
Right I forgot we were famous people
princessmingki
WERE?!?
mountainSAN
*are
princessmingki
Your message makes it sound like we're dead or something
mommySHo
But what if you guys are?
applebreaker
The next time you make Mingi scream again I am going to throw you into a ditch
mommySHo
🗿
tallwoong
@GONEHAK he learned from you
GONEHAK
I have an apprentice
I'm proud
applebreaker
I'm not proud having a deranged mentor like you
GONEHAK
mommySHo
ANYWAYS
What time do y'all go to bed
UWUyoungS
Midnight
mommySHo
Wait seriously
UWUyoungS
Of course not sheesh we have school tomorrow
applebreaker
Let's skip then
mountainSAN
YES
R00DSHORTIE
NO
mountainSAN
:(
Stop being such a party pooper hyung
TeddyBearYunho
Yeah hyung
princessmingki
Yeah
Let us have fun for once
UWUyoungS
YEAH HONGJOONG
R00DSHORTIE
r00dboii
The entire '99 line attacking the poor leader
KANGYEOSANG
You forgot about me
Ouch
r00dboii
It's not my fault you're so quiet
KANGYEOSANG
That actually kinda hurt
Bye y'all I'm gonna cry
UWUyoungS
NO YOUNGJO HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO YEOSANG IS CRYING A RIVER RIGHT NOW
OUR ROOM IS FLOODED
r00dboii
That quickly?
UWUyoungS
STOP ASKING SUCH DUMB QUESTIONS
mommySHw
@r00dboii WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY
r00dboii
OH ME GOODNESS YOU DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO HIM DA HECK
mommySHw
I ADOPTED HIM YOU R00D BOII
r00dboii
How do you reset your username
applebreaker
You can't
It'll be your username for the rest of eternity
r00dboii
Dang it
mommySHo
RAVN WHERE ARE YOU
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE—
r00dboii
SEOHO
WRONG GROUP WRONG GROUP WRONG GROUP!
mommySHo
Oh
OH
Uh-oh
mommySHo deleted three messages!
UWUyoungS
What
babyxion
I am confusion
r00dboii
Seoho just made a dumb mistake
mommySHo
I'M SORRY I COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
BOTH OF THOSE GROUPS ARE DUMB
r00dboii
You don't want her to find out you said that...
mountainSAN
Who?
mommySHo
Nobody
tallwoong
The elfinlia1661 person
mommySHo
Yes
Wait how do you know—
tallwoong
She's been tormenting all of us lately
Wooyoung
Me
And you two now
r00dboii
She's not tormenting us
She's just bribing us to do something we don't want to do
Which is kinda like she is tormenting us
mommySHo
RAVN HYUNG YOU SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY
Okay bye y'all I have some business to take care of
mommySHo is offline!
r00dboii
And me too
r00dboii is offline!
KANGYEOSANG
Is nobody else suspicious of their strange behavior?
princessmingki
I'm just curious of what their planning to do
tallwoong
*they're
princessmingki
Ugh autocorrect
UWUyoungS
Have y'all wondered why it's called 'autocorrect' even though it makes your texts wrong all the time?
princessmingki
I'm glad I'm not the only one who disagrees
mountainSAN
It's called false advertising
babyxion
They should go to jail for this sort of thing
R00DSHORTIE
They're not even advertising for fook's sake
What's the matter with you
mountainSAN
It's called a joke, sheesh
R00DSHORTIE
Also, Wooyoung, it doesn't always makes your texts wrong. Sometimes they do make the words correct
UWUyoungS
Hongjoong hyung really can't take a joke
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Meanwhile...
Messaging: White Banshee Witch Prank Group
elfinlia1661
Are y'all in position
Kim Youngjo
Yeah
Lee Seoho
We're currently hiding behind their house and right under their kitchen window. Since some of their bedroom lights haven't turned off yet, we both decided to wait in the bushes for a while, waiting for the right time to strike.
elfinlia1661
I didn't ask for a specific location, but OK 👌🏻
Isn't it like 9.37 p.m. there or something
Why are they still awake
Lee Seoho
Cuz they're teenagers
And you know teenagers
They sleep at like 3 a.m. at night
Kim Youngjo
They are so irresponsible
elfinlia1661
Teenagers are not irresponsible you dumb batch!
Kim Youngjo
...
Everywhere I go, I can't get away from that label
elfinlia1661
Of course you can't
It will haunt you for the rest of your sorry life
Kim Youngjo
elfinlia1661
Now
Are they asleep yet
Lee Seoho
No
Kim Youngjo
Can't they hurry up
I'm Aw eating in this dress
*sweating
Lee Seoho
AW EATING?!?!
Kim Youngjo
Shut up autocorrect is a batch
Lee Seoho
YOU SAID IT
YOU SAID IT
YOU SAID THE B WORD
I'M TELLING THE OTHERS
Kim Youngjo
LEE GUNMIN DON'T YOU DARE
Lee Seoho
MY NAME ISN'T GUNMIN ANYMORE BATCH
Kim Youngjo
DON'T TELL THEM
elfinlia1661
Have mercy, Seoho
Don't tell the others
Kim Youngjo
Thank you
elfinlia1661
Yet
Kim Youngjo
Ugh
Lee Seoho
Don't worry Youngjo hyung your life will get better eventually
Also, THE LIGHTS HAVE TURNED OFF
TIME TO COMMENCE OPERATION WHITE BANSHEE WITCH AND STEAL SHIBER PRANK
elfinlia1661
Okay good luck
Don't get caught
That's the most important thing about this mission
Kim Youngjo
Okay
Lee Seoho
Got it!
Kim Youngjo has gone offline!
Lee Seoho has gone offline!
elfinlia1661
I'm still very worried for those two
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10.46 p.m.
Messaging: ONETEEZ BATCHES
UWUyoungS
Anyone still awake
mommySHo
IT'S 10 P.M.
GO TO SLEEP
tallwoong
Who sleeps at 10 p.m. anyway
GONEHAK
Keonhee
Also
He snores like a pig
tallwoong
Right
I forgot about Keonhee
mommySHo
Okay
Whatcha all currently doing
mountainSAN
Playing games
mommySHo
YOU'RE AWAKE??!
GO TO BED
mountainSAN
Ya ain't my mom
mommySHo
@mommySHw tell your kid to go to sleep
R00DSHORTIE
He's asleep
mommySHo
Well dang okay
So who's awake here
TeddyBearYunho
Whoever is reading these messages
So
Me
San
You
Geonhak hyung
Hongjoong hyung
Wooyoung
Hwanwoong hyung
Dongju
Jongho
Youngjo hyung
And that's probably just about it
KANGYEOSANG
Why does everyone forget about me
TeddyBearYunho
Oof sorry
mommySHo
Good thing Mingi's asleep then
applebreaker
Why
mommySHo
Nothing
UWUyoungS
Okay so what do you all want to do
mommySHo
Sleep
tallwoong
You can go to sleep, Seoho hyung
The rest of us can play a game or something
mommySHo
No I mean you guys go to bed
babyxion
Naw way I rather stay awake playing Mafia
UWUyoungS
MAFIA
LET'S PLAY MAFIA
KANGYEOSANG
How the fook do we play Mafia in a chatroom
UWUyoungS
Group video chat!
KANGYEOSANG
That doesn't fooking work
UWUyoungS
Ugh okay fine
Any other genius ideas
mommySHo
Why don't
y'all go to bed
tallwoong
Because we don't want to
UWUyoungS
Okay then
Let's play
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mommySHo
Are you done
UWUyoungS
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TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Sheesh hyung why you gotta interrupt me like that
mountainSAN
TRUTH OR DARE?!??!
Good night
mountainSAN has gone offline!
babyxion
Why did San hyung run away
applebreaker
He hates Truth or Dare
babyxion
The truth or the dare part?
applebreaker
The dares
He hates dares
One time Yunho dared him to get his head smashed by a watermelon
Wooyoung threw it
Didn't end really well...
tallwoong
Why?
UWUyoungS
It hit his crotch...
babyxion
PFFTTTTT
tallwoong
WHAT
GONEHAK
How do you fookin' miss it
UWUyoungS
Idk don't ask me
mommySHo
Don't make fun of it
It must be painful
tallwoong
Oh yeah...
babyxion
He is only sympathetic because it happened to him too
UWUyoungS
Wait Seoho also had his groin hit by a watermelon?
mommySHo
NO WHAT THE FOOK
tallwoong
NOOO LOL
babyxion
He just got attacked by an apple
applebreaker
AN APPLE?!?!!?
Who threw it
GONEHAK
Keonhee
KANGYEOSANG
Da fook
Keonhee did that??
mommySHo
He's a jerk
I'll never forgive him for it
applebreaker
Btw do you all hear something fall in the kitchen?
r00dboii
Crap
mommySHo
RAVN HYUNG HSKSKSK
r00dboii
SORRYYY
GONEHAK
Wait what's wrong
mommySHo
Nothing
R00DSHORTIE
What's going on
mommySHo
NOTHING
applebreaker
I hear something fall in the living room
r00dboii
Ouch
applebreaker
And the door in front of Yunho and San's room
UWUyoungS
WAIT WHAT
tallwoong
OH NO
IT MUST BE YUNHO'S WHITE STALKER
R00DSHORTIE
OMGEE WHAT
IN OUR HOUSE?!??!
babyxion
APPARENTLY
KANGYEOSANG
WHAT THE FOOK
JONGHO GO CHECK
applebreaker
I need to protect Mingi he's scared of ghosts and stalkers and intruders
KANGYEOSANG
DANG IT JONGHO JUST GO CHECK
UWUyoungS
Relax Yeosang the intruder's not going into your room
KANGYEOSANG
Oh
Right
babyxion
Are Yunho and San even reading this anymore
applebreaker
I think they went to bed
They aren't online
R00DSHORTIE
Well crap
They're in danger
They might get kidnapped
applebreaker
Since when do you care about them so much
R00DSHORTIE
Since never
applebreaker
Oh
mommySHo
Are y'all alright there
KANGYEOSANG
Considering the fact that we aren't being the ones being stalked, then yes
mountainSAN
SHIBER
SHIBER
SHIBER HAS BEEN TAKEN
TeddyBearYunho
THE SUSPECT IS A WHITE PERSON WITH WHITE HAIR AND WHITE SKIN AND IS WEARING A FOOKING WHITE DRESS
tallwoong
IT'S THE WHITE BANSHEE WITCH
KANGYEOSANG
WHAT THE CRAPOLINI
mountainSAN
YUNHO WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING RACIST
TeddyBearYunho
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
mountainSAN
ACTUALLY
I DID
TeddyBearYunho
THAT'S NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
DO YOU WANT SHIBER BACK
mountainSAN
YES OF COURSE I DO
THE FRICK
TeddyBearYunho
Hongjoong hyung help
R00DSHORTIE
Ok
Where's the bat
mommySHo
NO DON'T USE A BAT
R00DSHORTIE
Why
mommySHo
Uh
It doesn't work on the Witch
R00DSHORTIE
Nice try
But
I'm gonna do it anyway
Someone hand me the bat
mommySHo
NO DON'T HIT HIM—
babyxion
Him?
applebreaker
Wait a second—
r00dboii
SAN WHAT THE FRICK
TeddyBearYunho
Youngjo hyung?
What—
mountainSAN
RAVN HYUNG?!?!
WHYTHEFOOKDIDYOUTAKEFOOKINGSHIBERWHATTHEFOOKALSOWHYAREYOUINOURHOUSEINAFRICKINGWHITEDRESSANDWIGANDPRETENDINGTOBETHEFOOKINGWHITEBANSHEEWITCH?!?!?
r00dboii
Wait lemme process that
Oh
Uh
It was just a prank
mommySHo
RAVN YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM YET
r00dboii
Oh
mountainSAN
WHAT
SEOHO HYUNG YOU'RE IN THIS TOO?!
AND YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY?!?
TO STEAL SHIBER?!!!!
UWUyoungS
Oof
He's getting mad
applebreaker
r00dboii
Someone told us to do it
mountainSAN
I DON'T CARE
YOU STOLE SHIBER
I'M LEAVING
mountainSAN has gone offline!
tallwoong
He could've just left the chat completely
R00DSHORTIE
I'm so disappointed in you, Seoho hyung
You're a jerk
TeddyBearYunho
A dumb jerk
TeddyBearYunho changed mommySHo's name to dumbjerk
dumbjerk
Are you kidding me
TeddyBearYunho
Nope
Good night
TeddyBearYunho has gone offline!
R00DSHORTIE has gone offline!
babyxion
Well that was interesting
Night y'all
KANGYEOSANG
Night
applebreaker
Goodbye!
UWUyoungS
See y'all tomorrow
babyxion has gone offline!
KANGYEOSANG has gone offline!
applebreaker has gone offline!
UWUyoungS has gone offline!
r00dshortie
I feel so bad for doing it now
dumbjerk
We were forced to do it, Ravn
GONEHAK
That doesn't mean you're excused
GONEHAK has gone offline!
dumbjerk
Dang why you gotta be so r00d
Also Hwanwoong why you ain't sleeping
tallwoong
Can ya please send a pic of Ravn hyung in a dress?
It must've seemed so stupid 🤪
r00dboii
Shut the fook up Hwanwoong