The 52 Problems Of America [C...

By Earl-Grey-Teapot

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i'M sO oRiGiNaL! Anyway, America's secret gets out (or something). Hopefully, you won't cringe (I sorry if yo... More

Names Of The States
America's Weird Disappearance
An American Mystery
Hiding The Truth
The Truth Got Out
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200 Reads
Meet The States Pt. 2
America's (Potentially Dangerous) Idea
Convincing The States
Day 1
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Day 2
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700 Reads
Day 3
800/900 Reads And A Apology
Day 4
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Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Special Thanks

Meet The States Pt. 1

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"Well, of course. That's what we came here for anyhow." England says.

"Perfect," America then yawns, "Well just start with that one."

"And please don't talk."

America them points and Daniel. America leaves the (chat) room, most likely to sleep.

"Damn it..." He (Daniel) says.

"Okay, I'm Daniel, or Delaware...."

"Come on, bruder. Be more enthused." Penny says.

"I am enthused..."

"No. Let zhe awesome me show you how it's really done!"

"I'm zhe awesome state of Pennsylvania! Call me Penny. My awesome state name is a mouth full."

"Congratulations, you have a bigger ego than York somehow. I'm impressed." A guy next to Penny says.

"Oh, shut up!" Penny says (awesomely).

"Hi. I'm Joshua. The state of New Jersey."

"Hi y'all! I'm Grace! Or the state of Georgia."

"Conner or Connecticut. There both my name."

"Well, I'm-" Madeline started warmly.

"Madeline... The state of Massachusettes..." She ended it coldly.

"The state of Maryland here. Call me Martin."

"I'm South Carolina! Or Carol."

"New Hampshire. Call me Henry. It would be easier."

"Ok you wankers, I'm the state of Virgina. You probably know what to call me. Victoria. And I swear, if any of you say a-"

"So, your a vir-" France almost finished.

"Finish. That. Sentence. I dare you." Victoria says with a gun (magically) in her hand pointed at our favorite dramatic nation.

"Vick, don't kill the guests!" Nick says frantically.

"Finnnnnne...."

"Excuse her. Anyway, I'm New York. But calling me Nickolas would be nice."

"I'm North Carolina aka Charlotte. Nice to meet you!"

"Ok bastards, I'm Rhode Island. Call me Ryan. And don't you dare comment on my height."

Italy was about to, but he decided against it. Mainly because, he didn't want a gun pointed at him (poor bab).

"Hello, I'm Vermont. Or Violet. Nice to meet you."

"Well I'm Kevin. Please, never call me Kentucky."

"I'm Tiffany! I'm the state of Tennessee."

"I'm Oliver, the personification of Ohio (aka the demon child)."

Oliver then looks at a girl. The girl looks back and smirks.

"Hello... I'm Layla... Or the state of Louisiana... How are you?"

"Issac. That's what everyone calls me. I'm the state of Indiana."

"Mississippi. The name's a mouth full though, so call me Maya."

"I'm Ivy or Illinois. Nice to make your acquaintance."

"Hi y'all, I'm Alabama! Or Avery."

"The state of Maine at your service. But calling me Maine is too official, so call me Mason."

"The the personification of the state of Missouri. Call me Melissa though (I imagined that Melissa from Aphmau said this. I think I need help).

"Alan is the name I commonly use. The state name is Arkansas."

"I'm Michelle! The state of Michigan (aka the other demon child). Now if you excuse me, I have business to take care of."

She then pulls Oliver's arm to leave the room with him.

"What's going to happen?" Italy asks.

"A WWE match." Joshua says.

"Wait what?" England asks.

"Are you deaf or dense? He just said it." Conner says.

"So a boxing match?" Germany asks.

"Exac-" Daniel gets cut off.

The bathroom door breaks open thanks to Oliver and Michelle (who the heck are they, Garroth?).

"Bloody hell! We just got that door replaced!" Victoria yells.

"Thanks..." Canada says

"Why were you all locked in the bathroom?"

"Madeline put us in..." Prussia says.

"You know, I don't care right now. All of you should just leave, we'll finish this tommorow...." Nick says.

They then all left.

Cliffhanger
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Our favorite cinnamon roll, Canada got his car back by the way.

Also, they were all upstairs on the living room.

As always, have an amazing day and evening!

Thanks for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far!

Adiós Bellas!

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