(BACK) 📱Batfamily Groupchat📱

By WreckInc

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Join in with Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Barbara, Stephanie, Cassandra, Bruce, Duke, Harper, and more others! ... More

Author notes:
1: Tea
2: Complicated Relationships?
3: Future?
4: Best Robin
5 (part 2) story
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7: Picnic Plan
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Announcement: Alive
16: Duke meets the Groupchat
17: Movies
18: Valentines Day
19: Tim Can't Sleep
20: Understanding Cassandras Language
21: Who took the Coffee Machine away?
22: Best Robin (remake)
23: Sleepover Disaster
24: Who has the worst job
25: Comparing Damian
26: Bomb Alert
27: Reaction of Corona Virus
28: Therapy Session
29: Being Quarantine
30: Being Quarantine 2
31: Being Quarantine 3
32: Closet
33: Test
34: Mr Spider
35: Celebration Party
36: Dick's Secret
37: Sister Alert
38: Action Figures
39: Crashing a car
40: Mother of the Year
41: Best friend Kent
42: Damian's Late Birthday
43: Clone and Future
44: Math Issues and Grades
45: Bruce Wayne
46: Feeding the demon child
47: Middle names
48: Dick getting Strict
49: GC History Yay
50: Parent Meeting for Damian Wayne
51: Vicki Vale
52: Cassandra turns smart
53: Green Aliens
54: Green Aliens Aftermath
55: Jason's drawing
56: Al Ghul chat
57: Ric Grayson
58: Santa is here
59: School Tests
60: Talent Show for Damian
61: The swear jar

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(Note: starting to not add titles for few chapters)

JasonTODD: I hate everyone expect Dick.

DickGrayson: aw thanks jay!

JasonTODD: don't call me that

Stephanie1: good to know you hate me even THO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU

Cassandra: well me and Jason aren't social
why

JasonTODD: you may ask "why I hate you"

Damian.Wayne: ew not me I don't care Jason.

BarbaraG: Can all you stop texting. I'm trying to sleep

JasonTODD: MUTE THIS FUCKING CHAT THENNN

BarbaraG: no something important might happen so screw you

JasonTODD: you wished ;)

Cassandra: I have no time for this. I want meat

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: uh that was kinda out of nowhere?

Cassandra: YOU'RE KIND OF OUT OF NOWHERE

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: damn alright

JasonTODD: alright anyway, the reason why I hate everyone, expect DICK is because y'all left me to die once and I thought about it

Stephanie1: I WASNT EVEN LEGIT THERE NOR KNEW YOU TF SKWKSKAKSKKAKS

Cassandra: same

Damian.Wayne: same as well

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: wasn't there at the time and didn't know you?

DickGrayson: oh

BarbaraG: you should be mad at Bruce..

JasonTODD: alright in general I just hate people

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: yeah no kidding...

JasonTODD: fuck you replacement I hate you

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: should've came as robin after the other person joined in so I wont be your "replacement"

Cassandra: this chat has problems,,

JasonTODD: LIKE ME HAHA..

BarbaraG: lets be honest, You all need therapy

Damian.Wayne: I DONT need therapy

DickGrayson: same I'm really fine with my life

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm the sane one

JasonTODD: fuck no u ain't

BarbaraG: basically you all stayed with Bruce who he, himself has problems and Damian yes you do, you legit killed a babysitter as a infant and probably got traumatized from that, who fucking knows alright?

JasonTODD: I don't need a therapist because guess what?

JasonTODD: they are "the rapist" LMFAO OMFGG

Damian.Wayne: real mature.. so mature.

JasonTODD: shut the fuck up goblin

Damian.Wayne: make me, I would like to see you try.

JasonTODD: fucking bet 🔫

Damian.Wayne: hey cass you want to help me kill Jason?

Cassandra: sure?

DickGrayson: Man we can't even get along in one day :c

JasonTODD: Dangerous Women is teaming up with Demon Child to attack me..
Well fuck you too!

BarbaraG: Jason I'm assigning you to a therapist soon because you're worst out of all of us at this point.

JasonTODD: excuse tf me?

BarbaraG: Don't argue with it jffccccc.

JasonTODD: Give me kiss on cheek and maybe I'll think about it :)

Damian.Wayne: can't you all get a room??

Stephanie1: no we can't.

Damian.Wayne: hm

DickGrayson: Jason fuck off of Barbara I swear to GOOODDDDDD

JasonTODD: uh oh "dick mode on".

Damian.Wayne: what...?

Cassandra: I'm going to kill everyone in this chat

DickGrayson: shut up Jason stop smashing every girl we know my dude.

JasonTODD: fuck you I despise life so I don't CARE

Stephanie1: 🧨 <- me

Cassandra: you're the bomb?

Stephanie1: awwww thank you the compliment <3

Damian.Wayne: you're fat Girl and everyone here are mistakes.

Stephanie1: Damian you're literally are a mistake kind of...

DickGrayson: :,(

Damian.Wayne: not you

DickGrayson: :D

JasonTODD: pst, Tim I know we aren't enemies and we cool so you should join my side and plan to kill Damian alright?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: love that idea, I'll consider it Jason.

Stephanie1: I realized that it's either two people that get along really well while they hate others like
Tim and Jason while they hate Damian and its Dick and Damian while.. you know? Then me and Damian get along kind of well.. then me and cass and uh..

BarbaraG: ikr? God this "family" is fucked.

Damian.Wayne: fatgirl we don't get along. Don't you dare put me on the list of "get along".

JasonTODD: shut up you had a crush on steph and kept looking at her alright bitch?

Cassandra: Seen it. In comics tho :))

JasonTODD: wait what

Cassandra: nothing leave me the fuck alone.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: didn't know that happen?

Stephanie1: seriously you're smarter then all of us and a detective... you didnt know?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I'm sorry I'm not 24/7 around Damian and you ALRIGHT??

Damian.Wayne: it was good times... BUT NOT ANYMORE.

JasonTODD: you just admit that basically you did crush her and you liked being around her. WH A T ISSS TH iS?

Damian.Wayne: shut up for once, Todd.

Stephanie1: it's fine.

Stephanie1: Damian would you like to hang out sometime again pleassseeee?

Damian.Wayne: hmmm.. As long as we aren't having "fun", we're working as partners, and not hanging out then yes.

JasonTODD: his translation is: "yes we can, as long as we act like we are fighting crime so they don't spot us together having fun."

Damian.Wayne: Todd, I want to murder you and this time make it right then the joker.

Stephanie1: great see you later this evening then Damian?

Damian.Wayne: Yes.

DickGrayson: love seeing a bonding aw

JasonTODD: more like a "date" OOOOOOOO

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: No. Just no.

Damian.Wayne: shut up, TODD.

JasonTODD: Timmy are you jelly? Don't worry they going to hang ALL MOTHER FUCKING DAY LOL

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: shut up

Damian.Wayne: Jason you are stupid and uncultured swine and Tim you disappoint me. Goodbye I got a hanging out to catch.

JasonTODD: "date to catch"

TimDrakeLovesCoffee left the conversation

JasonTODD: OH SHIT MY BAD LMAO

Cassandra: UGH What the hell asshole?

JasonTODD: no I got this!

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BarbaraG: what

JasonTODD added TimDrakeLovesCoffee to the Conversation
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Cassandra: idk

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TimDrakeLovesCoffee: guess I can't escape

JasonTODD: yeah you fucking can't little shit HAHAHA

JasonTODD: you're stuck with me buddy!

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: oh god..

JasonTODD: I got a plan alright? Get in my dms

Cassandra: wha...

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: uh.. ok..

DickGrayson: I don't like where this is going..

Cassandra: same but this isn't new.

~~~~ Tim and Jason's DM ~~~~

-Unblocks JasonTODD-

JasonTODD: hi why was I blocked?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: uh ... hacked. I was hacked

JasonTODD: uh huh yeah sure

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Why did you want to text me privately??

JasonTODD: I know you are jealous of Damian with Stephanie and I hate Damian so I wanted revenge and do something on their date.

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: it's not a date and I'm not jealous.

JasonTODD: stfu tim you don't know that and yes you are but anyway once I revenge on Damian then you get to make a date with steph since your lousy ass is "busy" and so basically this is a win x win for us, I'm happy, you're happy, everyone is fucking happy alright lol?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: wth

JasonTODD: alright so that's a yes? Ok it's a yes so I have a idea..

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: I never agreed.

JasonTODD: IDGAF MEET ME AT THE SPOT LESS THEN 5 MINS BY THE BUSHES AT THAT COFFEE SHOP WHERE DAMIAN AND STEPH IS ALRIGHT?

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: Coffee shop? I'm in.

JasonTODD: wow

TimDrakeLovesCoffee: what?

JasonTODD: nvm GO GO GO

Part 2 coming

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