Sex Stories/Jokes

By TotallyNotSweg

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WARNING This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know w... More

Airplane Ending
Dog, Cat, and Penis
4 Types of Sex
Quite Mean
Nursing School
Little Sister
Naked Dinner
If You Could
Police Officer
Bad Father
Update
Social Media
Jimmy's "P*ssy"
Boobs and Willies

25th Anniversary

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By TotallyNotSweg

WARNING
This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE!

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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