Side Quests

By JoeRover2

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A home for all the random stuff I think up that doesn't fit anywhere else: fanfics, images, video, short stor... More

Battle for the Last Snack!/The Meme Saga
Betty the Cow: 10, 60, 600 Word Challenge
Assault on Furryland
Snow Flurry
Politalks Review
People Watching
"Rebels" Sample
Clean Your Plate
Who Are the Dragons in "How to Train Your Dragon"
YouTube CliffsNotes | Living the Write Life
A Night Out
Bobby's Secret | Story Bites
Brushing
A Woodcutter's Duty
Interview Transcript
A Weighty Loss
A Brief History Lesson
Bank on It
World Map 2027
Channel Surfing
Fitness 51
Outfits
Gloves | Rebellion Files
The Case of the Missing Murderers
Top 10 Ways to Survive an Alien Abduction

Never Listens

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By JoeRover2

Alright Sibyl, message Sally.

Joe: I thought I said to stay safe.

Sally: I am safe.

Joe: No you're not! You're going after a cop killer. That is the exact opposite of safe!

Sally: I'm not some damsel in distress, Joe. I can look after myself. I have a brown belt in Smack-Fu and a blue belt in Trash-Talk.

Sally: I also shop on Black Friday.

Joe: I know you can look after yourself.

...

Joe: I just worry. About you. You know.

Sally: You don't need to worry about me. You have enough to worry about, like stopping a mad bomber from destroying a power plant.

Sally: Let me take care of

...

Joe: Sally?

...

Joe: Sally!

...

Sally: Sorry, the cop killer just arrived.

Joe: Where are you?

Sally: Relax. I'm at a VirtNet cafe.

Sally: I'm in a virtual pod. On the Net.

Sally: He won't bother me. Doubt he even knows I'm here.

Sally: Even if he did, I'm just another customer.

...

Sally: Now what's he doing?

Joe: What's the site? I'm logging in.

Sally: No. You've got a bomber to deal with. The bomber already attacked the European Union embassy and the Transbeing Rights office. I can't let more people suffer because of me.

Joe: Eh...I guess...Just keep me

Sally: Wait. That's. He's with a Dark Web Eraser. He's going to have the Eraser wipe out his digital existence and give him a new one! No one will be able to find him!

Sally: Sorry, Joe, gotta go.

Joe: Sally! Wait! Don't!

Sally: It's all right. I'm...

...

Sally: He's got a byte blaster! Look out!!

Joe: Sally!

"Sally Pine has disconnected."

Log on, DogCom.

"Switching over to secure network."

SPOT, activate VirtNet link. Get me to that virtual website!

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