To unleash your inner Unicorn, you must first learn the vocabulary necessary to become Special.
Spekial- Special (but in that awkward way when it's not just you are pretty special young man, but Speciaaalll, when you mean someone is crazy)
Boozembuttom- A royal anarchy, which determines what status you have, you must take a test, and pass to achieve the next status. Or it could mean buttocks.
Curtains- A hybrid, who has the magical ability to meld with curtains, with their butt sticking out from the bottom of the curtain.
CHILDREN- An Empowerment word, which if said correctly, gives a sense of passion (try yelling out "THE CHILDREN, ANYONE BUTT THE CHILDREN", you must feel a sense of passion, if not then you are not Special)
Pedophile- Someone who renames and consumes children
Stringed Cheese- An athletic person, who enjoys their cheese in stringed form. (The Curtain would have a serious relationship with the stringed cheese)
Fabulosity- The most important thing in the world
Poo- The most majestic thing in the world
Air Fresheners- The most stinkiest thing in the world
Bootiful- Describing A beautiful pair of BOOZEMBUTTOMZ
Kakabird- Bird Poo
Sucksy- Describing Something that Sucks but is also bootiful
Gerl- Describing someone so close that they are your girlfriend (but not meaning kissy-kissy poo-poo)