We have discussed the main words you must keep in your special dictionary, but a few remain...
Suzy/Sally- The name you use when you are annoyed at someone.
Kurt- Short for Curtain
Child- Short for CHILDRENZ
Cheesy- Short for Cheesed String
The Famous Lime of Fabulosity- The famous lime who is very fabulous
Limzy- Short for the Famous Lime of Fabulosity
The Tank Engine- A wannabe athlete
Enchoi- Short for The Tank Engine
Butt-Slap- Spank
Poopy-Cow- The Best-Smelling cow feces on the planet
Posh- Fancy
Fancy- Posh
The Broken Lightbulb- Someone who's name begins with the letter "D"
Corn- Beautiful drops of Chicken Poo
Wayney the Pooh- Winnie The Pooh but if he was named Wayne
Taylor Swift- My Bestie
Farting Potatoes- The Sucksiest Legume species on the planet
Pie- 3.15 (because we're just that awesome we get an extra 0.01)
Bronies- the most awesome people on the planet
My Little Pony- The show one must be UHBSESSED with to become special
YOU ARE READING
The Only Tutorial You Will Ever Need. How to Be Special. :3
HumorWhen you begin the reading of this online book thingy, I shall not be held legally responsible for any brain damage that could be caused.... And also, it means you swear to god you are Taylor Swift's BFF and could arrange something so I can meet her...
