goodnight, stranger

By heyvelrisa

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(10:34) hey can you please come unlock the door for me (10:36) winnie i swear to god if you don't come and le... More

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By heyvelrisa

key

olly
ash
winnie
alayna

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(13:17) i'm nervous.

(13:17) i'm so nervous.

(13:17) why am i so nervous?

(13:17) because it's a first date?

(13:18) i'm nervous too but you don't see me going around complaining about it, coward

(13:18) kindly frick off

(13:18) anyway do me a favor and text me when you're on your way home tonight

(13:18) i'd rather not be surprised

(13:18) oh, i see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(13:18) don't wanna be interrupted ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(13:19) you're so gross

(13:19) thanks i try <3

(13:19) anyway do me a favor and tell your boyfriend i said hello and i'm really excited to meet him

(13:19) he's not my boyfriend.

(13:19) yet.


(15:58) I'm really excited for today.

(15:59) I hope you know my expectations for this movie are ridiculously high thanks to you.

(15:59) well

(15:59) if the opinions of my friends are anything to go by, i would lower your expectations

(15:59) i feel like it's a very niche movie category to fully and unironically enjoy

(15:59) I'm trying to keep an open mind.

(15:59) Something tells me it won't really be my thing, but I'm willing to try for you.

(16:00) i feel so appreciated omg

(16:00) my roommate never humors me like this <3

(16:00) Just don't make me regret it.


(16:05) Alayna. I'm nervous.

(16:05) I'm nervous, and there's no reason for me to be nervous.

(16:05) I'm literally not even going to be in the same room as him!! There is NO reason for me to be panicking!! And yet! Here I am!!!!!!

(16:05) ,,you need to stop worrying, my guy.

(16:06) This is going to be super fun for you and the other guy. I know it. And keep in mind it could continue if tonight goes well.

(16:06) But what if it doesn't go well????

(16:06) You need to take that "not being in the same room" logic and twist it around.

(16:06) How are you gonna manage to mess it up if you're not there with him? This is like a practice round before you get to go on an actual date with him.

(16:07) Like if you say something dumb just delete the text before you send it.

(16:07) I have the tendency to send things without thinking when I talk to him.

(16:07) That's cute.

(16:07) It's not cute. It's problematic.

(16:07) Well, just... I don't know what to tell you????

(16:07) Just be yourself. There isn't much you can do to screw up. Even if you do, I literally don't think he'll care.

(16:08) UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

(16:08) This should NOT be this problematic.

(16:08) Well, it's only as problematic as you make it out to be.


(18:45) ITS OVER FOR ME

(18:46) HAS YOURS ENDED YET

(18:46) IT JUST DID.

(18:47) SO WHAT DID YOU THINK!!

(18:47) It was honestly not as bad as I was expecting!

(18:47) rate it on a scale of 1-10

(18:47) Like a solid 6.

(18:47) HARSH

(18:47) what were u expecting it to be?

(18:47) About 3.

(18:47) jesus you aren't here to play games.

(18:48) :)

(18:48) seriously though,, thank you for putting up with my dumb commentary. i really appreciate the fact that you were seriously willing to put up with that shit lol

(18:48) It's no problem. I think it made it more fun.

(18:49) On the rare occasion that I watch movies at home, I normally watch them alone. It was nice to shake things up a little.

(18:49) yeah!!

(18:50) ah shit my roommate just texted. she's gonna be home soon.

(18:50) which means if i don't put my laptop away, she's gonna bombard me with questions and i'm Not In The Mood for that

(18:50) so i guess we can't watch lemonade mouth today :(

(18:50) i mean of course you can watch it on your own if you want but like,,,,,,,,,,, yeah

(18:50) No, I think I'd rather watch it with you.

(18:52) Maybe sometime in the future... it doesn't have to be SUPER soon, but... maybe we could get together and watch it together in person sometime?

(18:52) I just,, I dunno, I think it would be fun, y'know?

(18:53) oh, yeah!!!

(18:53) that would be super fun!

(18:53) Cool! :)

(18:53) :)

(19:12) she's home

(19:12) and she won't shut up

(19:12) OH MY GOD SHES SO EMBARRASSING WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS TORTURE

(19:12) That's rough, buddy.

(19:12) :(((((

(19:13) wait holy SHIT

(19:13) she snuck?? alcohol home??????

(19:13) What?! I thought she was going to a SOCCER game.

(19:13) Funny thing about that, btw. My roommate ALSO went on a date to the soccer game tonight. Pretty funny.

(19:14) But yeah where did they go to dinner I'm????

(19:14) i don't know but this is gonna be FUN

(19:14) This is a terrible idea.

(19:14) have you ever had alcohol?

(19:16) I mean... almost everyone our age has at this point. I've never had enough to get drunk, but I've had a little bit before.

(19:16) Have you?

(19:16) yeah same as you

(19:17) but my roommate is willing to share if i tell her about you and honestly i was planning on doing that anyway so

(19:17) yoink

(19:17) Okay... just don't do anything stupid. Especially because it's a Monday night. Please be careful. And make sure you won't hate yourself in the morning.

(19:17) wouldn't dream of it.


(19:47) OH MY GOD

(19:47) His roommate brought home alcohol and said she would share it with him if he talked about the date, right?

(19:47) And he told me he was already planning on talking about it. IM YELLING.

(19:48) ALSO I ASKED HIM IF MAYBE SOMETIME HE WOULD WANT TO WATCH MOVIES WITH ME IRL AND HE SAID YES,,,,,

(19:48) You're crushing REALLY hard on this dude.

(19:48) No comment.

(19:50) "in the future,,,,, I wouldn't be opposed to the idea of him being my boyfriend."

(19:50) Sounds pretty gay to me.

(19:50) NO COMMENT

(19:51) It's okay, Ash. We all have a little bit of gay disaster in us.

(19:51) ANYWAYS I'm gonna change the subject now!!

(19:51) I thought this was kinda interesting, but apparently this guy's roommate also went on a date to the soccer game today. And he made it sound like she has a girlfriend too.

(19:51) .....What a coincidence.


(19:53) Very odd question! Please don't be put off if the answer is no.

(19:53) Does your roommate happen to have this guy that he texts a lot that he went on a date with tonight?

(19:53) ,,,,,yea wtf how did you know?

(19:54) you're really stalking me huh? aw babe i'm charmed 🥴🥴🥴🥴

(19:54) That is... the worst series of emojis you have ever sent me. And I'm not stalking you.

(19:54) I just...

(19:54) MY roommate also has a guy who he texts a lot and went on a date with tonight.

(19:55) He also said his roommate brought home booze, and I happen to know a very pretty girl who got her hand on some alcohol while we were out tonight,,,,,

(19:56) holy SHIT

(19:57) ARE OUR ROOMMATES THE INTERNET BOYFRIENDS??

(19:57) ALAYNA THIS IS A GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY THIS GUY IS THE ONLY THING MY ROOMMATE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR DAYS! I GOT HOME AND HE CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DATE

(19:57) SAME!!!!

(19:57) Except my roommate is kinda being stupid. I think he's in denial.

(19:57) so is mine. eventually we're going to have to do something about this

(19:57) Oh, for sure. But for now I'm going to bed. Better to plan with a clear mind.

(19:58) But I had a really great time with you tonight 💕

(19:58) <3


(01:01) hey

(01:01) are yih stikl awake

(01:01) i wanna know what yu look like

(01:02) i'm sorry km just cutious

(01:02) Did... are you drunk??

(01:02) that's besides the pont

(01:03) i just wanna see your face

(01:03) if you're okay witj thag

(01:04) look ill even send yoj a pic of me!!!

(01:04) Olly, you don't have to do that. Can we maybe wait until you're sober to have this conversation?

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(01:09) ...Are you shirtless?

(01:10) it's hot as hell in my rolm rn

(01:10) ash?

(01:10) Olly. I don't want to do this while you're not sober. I'm so afraid you're gonna regret this.

(01:10) i think you're besutjfjl

(01:11) beautiful

(01:11) You've never seen me before.

(01:11) This is a bad idea. You need to drink some water and go to sleep.

(01:12) ylu seem like the kind of person who's reallt freaking beautiful

(01:12) i think you're beautiful, ash

(01:17) ...Goodnight, Olly.


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