Okay so I thought of this last night and I thought it was kinda funny lol)
And BTW I wanna apologize (AGAIN) for such a long wait. Goodness its been forever since I last updated this trash lol)
Elder: how do you spell mayonnaise
Person: ?? You don't know how to spell it?
Elder: yeah
Person: you sure?
Elder: positive
Person: what do you want me to spell?
Elder: mayonnaise
Person: okay! Do you now know how its spelled?
Elder: not a clue
Person: you just spelled it...
Elder: spelled what? It?
Person: no, no. Mayonnaise
Elder: Oh! No I did not spell mayonnaise
Person: you literally- omg...
Elder: my granddaughter doesn't know how to spell mayonnaise so how do you spell it?
Person: its spelled mayonnaise
Elder: okay, thank you
Person: yep