LOL I can't

By awK0_turtlee

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Jokes to keep sad people happy :3 *updates everyday* More

AN
Parents
Can I buy toilet paper now?
Just dad things
Bacon partyyyy
OOOOO
Urgh.
O_o
Correct!
I'll be broke
Reasons, reasons.
Awkward moments
Just dad things 2
Teenage girls
Heh
How to calm a woman down
Text bloopers
Twillight
Childhood ruined. Yas?
Well... We all do that.
Lol sorry
Luv stori
Understand this!!!
Food
Lol i suk at titles
Damn you, ads!
Doge
Urm..
Always!
The good, bad and ugly.
I laughed more than I should
Ayeeee
Rip
I suck at tities
See what i did there
Lovely
Lmao
Lol
Running out of titles
Oww...
Omg
Another long story
Im getting lamer right?
Moms
Moms 2
More moms
I love my mum
More
.
:)
Long stori again
K
That
Urgh
Ello
Song 1
Song 2
Song 3
Song 4
Song 5
Song 6
Song 7
Song 8
Song 9
Song 10
Song 11
Song 12
Song 13
Song 14
Song 15
Song 16
Song 17
Song 18
Song 19
Song 20
Guess the song winners and joke dedication blah blah
Song 2 winner
Song 3 winner
Song 4 winner
Song 5 winner
Song 6 winner
Song 7 winner
Song 8 winner
Song 9 winner
Song 10 winner
Song 11 winner
Song 12
Damn im tired already
Song 14 winner
Song 15
Song 16 winner
Song 17 winner
Song 18
Song 19 winner
Song 20
Hey :)...
Always
Pizza
Basically me
Every saturday night
Probably me
More jokes
Me
Lmao
No title
Life
Comebacks for fat people
General insults
More insults... For teachers
Pranks...
Okie okei
A dick did
Heh
Shameless advertising
Hsjdbsnx
Hello
"Fml"s
I am Incredibly sorry
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Writing this at 3am
Like
Pie
Oh
Ayee
Lol
More babies
If you think about it...
Ayeee lmao
More celab bash
Chemestry
Me vs me
Nintendo
Kekeke
Top advice.
Mmk
Heuyuu
Just couple things
Xx
Lol
7more
Should i do other stuff
Eh
Hi
Hurhurhur
Anaconda
Heu
Hay
Lalalalalalala
Lamo
Tsk
Monday
Sry
Lol
Pizza
part 159? yey
160!!!
Part 161
Part 161
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More like a life hack?¿
Ahhdfld
HA
2015
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Same
Goals
Im boredddd
Hi

True story

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By awK0_turtlee

THIS IS BY ME AND ITS REALLY TRUE OMG.

Last night I dreamt I was at home, packing all my notes and files when suddenly I realised all the names on my notes were ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOUVE GOT BUNS HUN. And I'm like freaking out because I don't even know what's happening and my mum came in and she was like: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR NOTES. And I'm like IDK. Then suddenly the music came on I DONT EVEN KNOW. And then the anaconda MV came on all devices (phone com tv) and then I freaked out and woke up.

True story. I think in the first one to have an anaconda nightmare.

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