a tiny bit of lore before you start reading: this is a wrong number au fic for my oc olly and alexdoesspooks's oc, ash! (also alayna is gonna be in this and she belongs to alex as well!)
here's the key (it's similar to the key in call me, beep me by orphan_account on ao3 if you've ever read that)
olly
ash
winnie
the key will be at the top of each chapter for reminders.
okay thats all ive got to say for now. enjoy!!
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(10:34) hey can you please come unlock the door for me
(10:36) winnie i swear to god if you don't come and let me into my own apartment
(10:40) WIONA KINSLEY
(10:40) GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE I KNOW YOURE AWAKE
(10:41) Um...
(10:41) I think you have the wrong number.
(10:42) oh
(10:42) sorry i thought i was texting my roommate but i guess i dialed her number wrong
(10:43) Not trying to sound rude or anything, but isn't she saved in your contacts? Do you really have to dial her number every time you want to text her?
(10:44) i just got a new phone so all of my contacts were wiped out
(10:44) i was out rlly late last night trying to get it so i kinda didn't have time to sync my old data and this morning i was going out with my sister for coffee
(10:45) and i guess my roommate literally got up and locked me out of my own apartment or something so that's cool
(10:56) sorry didn't mean to spill on you like that lol. hope i didn't bother you too much.
(11:14) Sorry for disappearing, haha. Hope you get everything figured out with your roommate.
(06:14) hey so
(06:14) idk whose idea it was to make high school start at literally seven in the morning
(06:15) but i hope they rot in hell as a punishment for their actions
(06:55) Why were you up so early if your classes start at seven?
(06:57) bc my sister takes forever to get ready and she's VERY LOUD
(06:57) and so my internal clock has gotten used to waking up at an ungodly hour because of it so :)
(06:58) it does not make it any easier to get up, by the way
(06:59) okay class is starting i gotta blast
(06:59) Yeah, same. Sorry about your sister. That's not a fun way to wake up.
(08:13) sorry i keep texting this number it's just
(08:13) you're a lot better to rant to than my roommate and she's like the only person i talk to
(08:14) so i'm probably gonna keep texting you but if you want me to stop, just like lemme know or something
(09:01) Yeah, don't worry about it! You're pretty cool to talk to so far, too.
(11:58) So. Taking five honors classes is not something I would recommend to anyone. Bad idea. Don't do it. It's not worth it. I'm dying
(12:05) wait wtf
(12:05) you're in FIVE honors classes
(12:05) F I V E
(12:07) Yeah. 0/10, do not recommend.
(12:08) how smart are you holy shit
(12:09) Apparently not as smart as I thought I was. This is Not Fun.
(12:11) yeah that doesn't sound very easy i admire you for having the courage to take that many in the first place
(12:12) I will not be making the same mistake in the future.
(12:15) so i'm assuming you're in high school too then
(12:16) Yeah. It sucks :)
(12:16) it really does.
(12:18) okay i gotta go lunch is ending and i don't wanna get a detention when i get to class
(12:19) Okay haha.
(14:39) why is the apartment empty.
(14:41) uh
(14:41) shit
(14:41) WINNIE YOU PROMISED
(14:41) I NEED TO STUDY FOR THIS TEST SO BADLY AND YOU PROMISED YOUD BE HERE TO HELP ME
(14:42) i'm soRRY i told a classmate i'd go with her to get coffee and work on homework
(14:43) olly she's really cute please let me have this i'll be home by eight. study on your own for a while.
(14:44) i hate you ;(((
(14:46) also what are you working on that's gonna take THAT MANY HOURS
(14:50) oh the silent treatment now huh
(15:02) ...she better be super friggin cute.
(18:37) I just got home. Did you feed Oakley already or do I need to?
(18:39) Wait. That was supposed to go to my roommate. Sorry.
(18:45) who is oakley and why are you feeding them
(18:45) My roommate's dog, because he needs food to survive.
(18:46) wow omg ur HILLARIOUS
(18:47) Okay but Oakley gets really excited really easily, and he's supposed to eat around six o'clock but my roommate has been out for most of the day so idk if he's acting like this because he hasn't eaten or because he's just happy to see me.
(18:47) feed him anyway coward. he's a good dog he deserves it
(18:47) Did you just call me a coward????
(18:48) I can't feed him twice. He's on a diet.
(18:50) one time wouldn't hurt.
(18:50) and yes i did. it instills fear and shame in the hearts of my opponents, no?
(18:51) Can't argue with you there. Also, it wouldn't just be one time. My roommate gives him extra food all the time. Which is why he's supposed to be on a diet.
(18:52) what a shame i would definitely give that dog some more food
(18:53) ur a bad parent
(18:54) I'm the opposite of a bad parent. I'm doing what's best for him.
(18:54) You're being dramatic.
(18:55) HES A GOOD DOG
(18:56) He's a FAT dog, to be honest.
(18:56) he's a thicc dog
(18:56) Please no.
(18:57) it's okay just go ahead and say it
(18:57) he thicc
(18:58) I'm not calling my roommate's dog thicc.
(18:59) one day......
(19:03) i have decided my life goal is for you to call your dog thicc
(19:04) Sorry, dude. Not happening.
(19:40) okay i'm on my way home
(19:40) be there in like five minutes
(19:48) hey let me in pls the door's locked
(19:52) olly.
(19:54) sorry, can i help you?
(19:55) i thought locking innocent roommates out was a tradition in this household :)
(19:56) OLIVER
(19:57) I TEXTED THE WRONG NUMBER BEFORE I TEXTED YOU AND THEY S T I L L ANSWERED MY TEXT IN LESS TIME THAN YOU DID.
(19:58) in fact, they've texted me more all day than you have so ig i need to find some new friends :'(
(19:59) i hate you so much
(20:00) i thought i was helping you study wtf dude you gotta let me in
(20:01) i don't gotta do anything
(20:01) gabbi dropped everything to come over and help me because she's lovely.
(20:01) so i don't need you
(20:03) also so much for yelling at me to leave my keys at home today, kettle
(20:04) i hate you
(20:05) love you too
(01:04) i don't know if you're awake right now but i have a really important exam tomorrow and i can't sleep and i don't know what to do
(01:06) Try listening to some relaxing music or something maybe?
(01:07) Just try your best to let your mind drift.
(01:08) i've been trying that for like the past hour lol
(01:08) Oh. Sorry.
(01:09) Do you just wanna talk for a while?
(01:10) if you don't mind, that actually sounds really nice
(01:11) Alright, cool.
(01:12) Do you have any pets?
(01:13) Just curious.
(01:13) i have a pet snake named bob and my roommate has a cat named jupiter
(01:14) Your snake is named Bob?
(01:15) i named him when i was like twelve let me live my life
(01:15) i was Edgy and Quirky
(01:16) Okay, sure.
(01:16) I have a snake, too.
(01:16) Her name is Peony.
(01:17) /peony/
(01:17) you have no right to judge my naming skills i have NEVER seen a snake named peony
(01:18) i've never met ANY pets named peony
(01:18) It's a cute name!
(01:18) whatever you say
(01:19) at least i had an excuse i was literally twelve
(01:19) how old were you when you named petunia
(01:20) ...Seventeen.
(01:20) I've had her for like half of a year.
(01:21) i can't believe this
(01:21) your roommate came up with a great name for their dog how did you not get those naming skills
(01:22) I'm being bullied. :(
(01:22) And my roommate didn't even come up with her dog's name. Her dad suggested it and it clicked.
(01:22) So.
(01:23) still
(01:23) peony
(01:24) IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
(01:25) i hope your next pet is more fortunate ;(
(01:26) Okay, whatever, Mr. Bob.
(01:26) I WAS TWELVE
(01:27) Still.
(01:28) We had a dog when I was younger.
(01:29) We didn't have him for very long because my parents didn't like having him around. My sister named him Scruffy. At least I'm not unoriginal like she was.
(01:34) I'm assuming you fell asleep?
(01:40) Goodnight, stranger. I hope you do well on your exam.
(01:43) I guess you're not really a stranger anymore.
(01:47) Okay. Goodnight.