4 Man Band
rogerrr tee🥁 added b. may🎸❗️
rogerrr tee🥁 added dancindeaksss🕺
rogerrr tee🥁 added freddie m⭐️
freddie m⭐️
what type of groupchat name is that
that sounds like a movie that only five people went to see
rogerrr tee🥁
u ruined my vibe
i thought it was a good name
):
freddie m⭐️
no
it's not
roger tee🥁
THEN WHAT DO U WANNA CALL IT
freddie m⭐️
the Krusty Korea
*KREW
WTFFFF
KOREAAAA
AUTOcoRrEcT
(krew ACTUALLY autocorrected to Korea on my keyboard)
roger tee🥁
KOREAAA LMAO
rogerrr tee🥁 named the chat : the Krusty Korea
dancindeaksss🕺
you guys need to shut up
roger is about to learn something new
b. may🎸❗️
rightttt
rogerrr tee🥁
driving?
really
new?
driving seems fun but scary
b. may🎸❗️
u said u never drove b4 and u always get jealous bc u don't know HOW to and the rest of us do
rogerrr tee🥁
when did i ever say that i get jealous bc i don't know how to drive
freddie m⭐️
u told me that about 2 weeks ago
dancindeaksss🕺
about a month ago
b. may🎸❗️
yesterday
rogerrr tee🥁
-_-
u guys need to shut up
ESPECIALLY brian
b. may🎸❗️
hey
i was just saying
freddie m⭐️
wait
i signed up for this??
i signed up to be in the car while roger is learning how to drive?
really?
since when
b. may🎸❗️
technically today
we all signed up
freddie m⭐️
:0
welp
i'm ded
make sure u tell my mom i said hi and i died bc roger crashed
dancindeaksss🕺
OML
b. may🎸❗️
FREDDIE
RUDE
dancindeaksss🕺
THATS MEANNNN
freddie m⭐️
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THISSS
WE'RE LITERALLY ALL MEAN TO EACH OTHER
JESUS
CHRISTTT
roger tee🥁
first let's pray
dear God, i hope i don't CRASH
amen
freddie m⭐️
amen halleLUJAH
dancindeaksss🕺
amen
b. may🎸❗️
amen
k
so
roger
roger tee🥁
wot
b. may🎸❗️
right is ALWAYS the GAS
left is the BRAKE
roger tee🥁
mk
dancindeaksss🕺
i just remember
it is RIGHT to GO
go and gas
so gg or rg
and left is...
bad
NO WAIT
good
to stop
freddie m⭐️
i'm just gonna put on two seatbelts...
b. may🎸❗️
freddie
hush
freddie m⭐️
IM JUST SAYING
roger tee🥁
so
left is brake
and right is gas
b. may🎸❗️
yes
roger tee🥁
is this the brake
b. may🎸❗️
no
ur foot is on the gas
roger tee🥁
oh
so
is this one it
b. may🎸❗️
yes
roger tee🥁
k
b. may🎸❗️
so we're not using the gas
YET
bc u still have to learn how to turn and stuff so...
roger tee🥁
so i just use the brake?
the whole time?
b. may🎸❗️
for now
yes
roger tee🥁
👌
freddie m⭐️
if u DID use the gas u would've ran into something
roger tee🥁
oh that's funny
dancindeaksss🕺
NOW LOOK
this is NOT one of those tiny cars that the little children have
ok?
this is the REAL deal
roger tee🥁
very real
so real
it's amazing
can we start now
b. may🎸❗️
sureee
why not
question
which one's brake
which one's gas
roger tee🥁
left is brake
right is gas
b. may🎸❗️
noice
ok
so
in order to get this car out of this parking position, u have to press down on the brake and move the gear stick to the D
freddie m⭐️
suck it
b. may🎸❗️
that was unnecessary
roger tee🥁
i have to admit but that was funny
dancindeaksss🕺
freddie
come on
do better
freddie m⭐️
sorry
b. may🎸❗️
ANYWAYS
so do like i said earlier
roger tee🥁
mk
so
i press down on the brake?
b. may🎸❗️
yes
roger tee🥁
and i move the stick backwards until it's where D is
b. may🎸❗️
yeup
dancindeaksss🕺
yes
roger tee🥁
oh shit
ok
b. may🎸❗️
now take ur foot off the brake
roger tee🥁
k
woaH
freddie m⭐️
OH GAWD
THE CAR'S ROLLING
roger tee🥁
chilll
i'm not gonna cause an accident
b. may🎸❗️
put both hands on the steering wheel please
roger tee🥁
but ur texting me
b. may🎸❗️
oh well
roger tee🥁
);
b. may🎸❗️
u cant be sad
no texting and driving
and u have to turn anyways
roger tee🥁
WERE GOING 0 MPH
IM FINE
I CAN TEXT WITH ONE AND DRIVE WITH THE OTHER
dancindeaksss🕺
NO
freddie m⭐️
OH HELL NO
b. may🎸❗️
roger
u r an inexperienced beginner
plz no
don't kill us all
roger tee🥁
fine
whatever you say....
SIKE
b. may🎸❗️
now u have to turn
roger tee🥁
i'm turning
there's a car behind us
i see them
b. may🎸❗️
turn slowly
I SAID SLOWLYYYY
TURN AROUND
OMGGGG
U TURNED TOOOOO FAR
dancindeaksss🕺
now look where we are
freddie m⭐️
WERE IN SOMEONES FRONT YARD
BBWAAHAHHHHAGAGAGA
freddie m⭐️ named the chat: roger is a front yard destroyer
roger tee🥁
IM SORRY GUYSSS
b. may🎸❗️
we probably messed up their grass
KEEP UR EYES AHEAD OF U NOT BEHIND U
roger tee🥁
k
dancindeaksss🕺
see
u couldn't even do one simple thing: turning a corner
roger tee🥁
IM CAPABLE OF DOING
um
freddie m⭐️
nothing
b. may🎸❗️
roger
just keep turning the wheel
WHEN NECESSARY
roger tee🥁
got it
dancindeaksss🕺
y r u laughing
roger tee🥁
idk
i sometimes laugh when i'm doing stuff
is that a problem deaks????
dancindeaksss🕺
no...
roger tee🥁
OK THEN
let me drive in peace
and while i'm laughing too
b. may🎸❗️
just don't laugh
k?
roger tee🥁
CaNt
i think it's bc i'm nervous and i'm having fun at the same time
freddie m⭐️
see
this is how we die
b. may🎸❗️
freddie
SHUSH
dancindeaksss🕺
plz just don't say negative things rn
freddie m⭐️
fine
but if i'm right
u all owe me five pounds
roger tee🥁
i'm broke
dancindeaksss🕺
oof
i have like
nothing
b. may🎸❗️
k
dancindeaksss🕺
start slowing down
there's a stop sign right there
b. may🎸❗️
slow doWN
roGER HIT THE BRAKE
freddie m⭐️
I WORE TWO SEATBELTS ANF MY SOUL JUST GOT YANKWD TF OUY OF MR
GET ME TF OUTTA THIS CAR
dancindeaksss🕺
ok
roger
no
no
no
no
no
u cant just SLAM on the brake
u have to slowly press on it until u come to a complete stop
roger tee🥁
BRIAN SAID, HiT THE BRAKE
SO I DID
AND WHY DIDNT ANY OF U TELL ME THAT EARLIER???
b. may🎸❗️
this drive isn't going as good as i thought it would...
dancindeaksss🕺
freddie just jumped out the car
he's walking home
i might join him
b. may🎸❗️
i'm just gonna trade seats with u roger
we're gonna try another day
roger tee🥁
U DONT BELIEVE IN ME???
freddie m⭐️
nO
i DoNt
roger tee🥁
...
don't stop- beLIEVINNNNN
b. may🎸❗️
this is not the time to sing that song
ok?
just
let me drive
roger tee🥁
😔
ok i guess
dancindeaksss🕺
FREDDIE
COME BACK AND GET JN THE CAR
BRIAN IS DRIVING
freddie m⭐️
just come over and pick me up
b. may🎸❗️
ur just gonna get left
freddie m⭐️
u BETTER pick me up
i'm not moving either
b. may🎸❗️
:|
stubborn...
freddie m⭐️
i was born and raised that way darling
rogerrr tee🥁
how would u guys rate my driving
5 being the best
1 being the worst
freddie m⭐️
u were NO where close to five
dancindeaksss🕺
2
rogerrr tee🥁
ok ok
b. may🎸❗️
1.5
freddie m⭐️
-20
u almost killed me
rogerrr tee🎸
i'm d a n g e r o u s aren't i?
b. may🎸❗️
very
—
mk
i didn't realise how long this chapter is lmao
i put roger as me and brian as my dad bc...half of this book is actually what i did and the other half is an insta post i saw
my dad let me drive around my neighbourhood and i did a few- stuff bc i was too excited
but
i think for now on every five or ten chaps i'm gonna make a whole groupchat with all four of them so it'll be a noice change in the book i guess