1st request y'all
--Brunei and Philippines--
Brunei: guess what?
Philippines: u have dirt on malaysia?
Brunei: no
Philippines: well u told me to guess
Philippines: im not psychic
Philippines: just tell me
Brunei: ok
Brunei: you know that rule where countries cannot have serious relationships with humans?
Philippines: omg did you break that rule?
Brunei: what
Brunei: no
Philippines: then what??
Philippines: wait lemme guess this time
Philippines: u met someone?
Brunei: yes
Philippines: omg
Brunei: i know
Philippines: what's her name?
Brunei: actually
Brunei: he's a he
Philippines: omg
Brunei: and he didn't really give me his name
Brunei: just a number
Brunei: and i plan on calling him since i don't really have anything to do
Philippines: cute?
Brunei: yes
Philippines: tell me everything
--MaPhilIndo--
Philippines changed the group name to PhilMaIndo
Philippines: ANNOUNCEMENT
Philippines: bruni met someone
Indonesia changed the group name to IndoMaPhil
Indonesia: what's her name?
Philippines: actually he's a he
Malaysia: obviously bruni is a guy
Malaysia changed the group name MaPhilIndo
Malaysia: and the group name stays that way
Philippines: no i meant brun met someone and that someone is a he
Malaysia: what?
Indonesia: omg
Malaysia: i thought he was religious?
Philippines: that's what we also thought about Italy until he has Germany
Philippines: and China with Russia
Philippines: and Cam and Myan
Indonesia: Cam and Myan are together?
Philippines: no but they're on their way
Malaysia: laos made a betting pool about who'll confess first
Indonesia: tell her my bet's on myan
Malaysia: tell her urself
Malaysia: also mine's on cam
Malaysia: myan may be all mr. flirty tough guy but he's a coward when it comes to ~feelings~
Philippines: i'll tell him u said that
Malaysia: no pls don't
Malaysia: i still have a favor to ask from him
Indonesia: back on topic
Indonesia: i thought brun was straight?
Philippines: so did i!
Malaysia: actually he's not really sure about his sexuality
Malaysia: he's only been attracted to one person
Indonesia: oh ye
Indonesia: to "her"
Philippines: who?
Philippines: tell me
Philippines: i deserve to know
Philippines: bc that girl is really lucky
Malaysia: ull find out one way
Indonesia: we didn't get to find out the easy way so you don't either
Philippines: fair enough
Philippines: but i still want to know
Philippines: just in case this person isn't worthy of brun's affections
Malaysia: omg
Indonesia: phil r u jealous?
Philippines: am i?
Philippines: who knows?
Indonesia: yOU ARE
Malaysia: i always knew u like bruni
Philippines: so what if i do?
Philippines: he probably sees me as a little sister anyway
Indonesia: NOT TRUE
Indonesia: I'M SICK OF ALL THIS SLOWBURN
Indonesia: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON?!
Indonesia: THEY SHOULD DEDICATE A WHOLE HISTORY BOOK TO THIS
Indonesia: 100K WORDS AIN'T ENOUGH
Philippines: wait
Malaysia: Indo wtf
Philippines: does that mean he likes me back?
Indonesia: YES
Indonesia: FINALLY
Malaysia: thank all the gods in religions ur not as oblivious as the people in those slowburn fics that Indo reads
Indonesia: NOW GO, YOUNG ONE
Philippines: ate wtf
Indonesia: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
Malaysia: stop with the caps pls
Philippines: fine
--Brunei and Philippines--
Philippines: hey
Brunei: hi
Philippines: so did u call him?
Brunei: no, not yet
Brunei: i was planning to but Malaysia broke into my house to tell me to wait
Brunei: u told her?
Philippines: ye im sorry
Brunei: no that's all right
Philippines: so anyways
Philippines: u free tonite?
Brunei: well i have nothing to do so yea
Philippines: gr8
Philippines: wanna go out sometime?
Philippines: but if ur gonna call that guy, that's alright
Brunei: are you asking me out?
Philippines: well some people call it that
Philippines: i call it hanging out as friends
Brunei: oh
Philippines: but if you want it to be the first one then that's alright
Brunei: well i want it to be
Philippines: hrwt
Brunei: what?
Philippines: sorry. keypad
Philippines: great!
Philippines: i found this place somewhere in Belgium
Philippines: ah the advantages of being a country
Brunei: ill meet u at ur place?
Philippines: sounds good
Philippines: u gonna call that guy?
Brunei: well i have plans so no
Philippines: oh ok
Philippines: that's good
Philippines: unless u did want to
Brunei: well i wanted to but you changed my mind
Philippines: in a bad way or
Brunei: in a good way
Brunei: anyways im at the airport
Philippines: i'll meet u there
--BONUS--
America: hey phil!!!
Philippines: oh hi
America: tf is with dat response
America: anyways
America: there's this new filipino restaurant here and i want us to hang out
Philippines: sorry america but im very busy
America: what??
America: but
America: u always have time for me :(
Philippines: sorry but im with someone
America: who
Philippines: ttyl
America: wait no!
America: are u on a date?
America: without me? :(
America: jk but still
America: next time then?
America: phil?