an: It's 4:21 and I'm so mad bc i was gonna send a 4:20 selfie to my friends smfh now it's 4:22
gawsten is now live. Join before it ends!
Judi: Hey y'all.
awstensass HI JUDI LOVE YOU BOO CONGRATS ON THE BB BTW
tocupdating SHOW US BUMP PICS WHEN YOU GET ONE
Judi: Damn guys, thank you for all the support! It really means a lot to me.
ocfan_0.0 can u throw a party plz im bored
Judi: "Can you throw a party please I'm bored," Uh, no. I'm tired as hell and I ain't got no food. We can go out for a late dinner if you wish?
Patty [in the background]: Let's go get fucking BK or some shit. They're open twenty-four seven, right?
Judi: I wanted to loot Walmart but okay.
awstenknight i hate burger king with a burning passion 😤😤😤
Judi: Oh hey, Aws, my mans. You saying shit bout Burger King when they are superior for having veggie burgers?
awstenknight whataburger is the best and they too feed vegetarians/vegans bc you can substitute hash browns for the meat
Judi: Vegans are gay.
Patty: Oh?
Judi: It's my favorite dude! [hugs him]
Patty: Mm. [tickles her]
She drops her phone from being tickled. Her best friend picks it back up and begins hosting the live.
Patty: Hey thots.
Judi: Patty!
She swipes for her phone, but he dodges.
Patty: Haha, loser! You can't even get your own fucking phone!
underscoregeoff don't be so mean
Patty: She's my best friend, I can be mean to her if I want!
Judi: I'll put down Robbins instead of Walters!
Patty stops fighting her and brings the phone to his face, giving all the viewers a pleasant thing to watch.
Judi: Gimme my fucking phone!
Patty: Nah.
He goes towards the window intending to rest her phone there, except he is never able to complete his task. She tackled him before he could set it upon the sill. When they fell forward, her phone collided with his nose.
Patty: Ow! [grabs his nose] Shit, shit, shit! Oh fuck, goddammit, fuck. There was a fucking crack.
Judi: I heard it. [pulls his hands away] Oh my god, Patty!
Patty: I'm fine!
His nose is crooked and a lot of blood is gushing from both nostrils.
Judi: We need to take you in.
Patty: I'm okay!
Judi: Lemme see your fucking phone, then.
Patty: Why?
Judi: So I can make sure you're "fine".
He gives her his phone to look up symptoms of nasal fractures.
Judi: You can't breathe through your nsoe, can you?
Patty: No.
Judi: Is your nose sore?
Patty: I cannot emphasize how sore it feels.
Judi: Let go of your nose.
Patty: Why?
Judi: Just do it.
Patty does as asked. Audible cracking sounds are heard [they're so loud the viewers can hear it].
Judi: Now I'm no doctor, but I believe you have what is called a broken nose.
Patty: No I don't!
Judi: Bro. Just fucking admit you have a broken nose, we already all know you do. I know you have a high pain tolerance but that doesn't mean just because you don't feel anything it's not bad.
Patty: [laughs] I only have a high pain tolerance physically. [laughs awkardly] Ha... you get my joke?
Judi: It fucking sucks.
Patty: Okay.
Judi: Come on, we gotta go. [takes her phone] Bye! Love you!
The live ends.
JUDI: Damn, you really gonna act like that in front of Awsten?
PATTY: He was watching it?
JUDI: Yeah.
PATTY: Why didn't you tell me?
JUDI: Because he deserves to see you breathing for a change, you know?
PATTY: I made that fucking joke while he was on.
JUDI: It's okay. [pulls him in for a hug] It's better that you don't pretend it didn't happen. [wipes blood from his face] Ew, that was a mistake.
PATTY: [wipes his blood off her hand] That's what I've been telling myself for the past four months.
JUDI: Aww, Patty. [grabs his hand] We gotta go for real this time.
PATTY: [smiles] I guess so, huh?
Both chuckle.
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JUDI is driving PATTY to the emergency room. Her phone lays face up in the cupholder.
awstwink
is patty okay?
Both see who it's from, but Patty pretends he didn't. She replies to him at the stop light.
awstwink
call me?
JUDI: I know you saw it.
PATTY: He has to know I'll hear him if he calls you.
JUDI: So?
PATTY: I don't want to talk to him until we have to.
JUDI: Just call him. Rip the bandaid off.
PATTY: I don't want to.
JUDI: Fine then, I'll do it--
PATTY: Okay, okay. I'll call him.
He calls AWSTEN and connects her phone to the car. The dial tone picks up.
JUDI: Hey Daddy.
AWSTEN: Hey.
PATTY'S heart drops a little. JUDI sees it in his face.
AWSTEN: Are you taking him to the ER?
JUDI: Yeah. You see him earlier though? His bitchass didn't think he needed to go.
AWSTEN: [chuckles] Dumbass.
JUDI: He can hear you, by the way.
AWSTEN: Really?
PATTY wants to say yes.
JUDI: Yeah.
AWSTEN: Oh. Hi Patty.
JUDI: He can't talk right now.
AWSTEN: Why not?
JUDI: It hurts.
AWSTEN: Oh, okay. I'm going to talk to him anyway.
JUDI: Alright then, have at it.
AWSTEN: I miss you. I do. I miss getting to see your cute ass face on the daily. Everyone here does. And I do understand how mean my words were; they were horrible. Those should've never left my tongue, except they did. Maybe we can see each other again before studio, like during a dinner or some shit.
JUDI: We can host it.
AWSTEN: That would be good. Anyway, my point is is that Patty, babe, I want to see you again. I want to hold you like I used to. I love you. Geoff's calling me, love you two, bye.
JUDI: Bye.
The phone call ends.
JUDI: You should've said something.
PATTY: I was scared, okay? And what's all this dinner shit? Did you honestly think it would be good on my mental health if we did that?! I still have to emotionally prepare myself to see him!
JUDI: So then do it for whenever we have the dinner, IF we have it.
PATTY: Okay.
JUDI: I just want you both to be good before we start touring again.
PATTY: I forgot about that, holy shit.
JUDI: Maybe we can plan a week in Brighton so you can spend it with him.
PATTY: He has a name.
JUDI: I know, it's just kind of hard for me to comprehend how you have found someone else, let alone say their name.
PATTY: His name shouldn't be a big deal.
JUDI: It is for me. They both have short names.
PATTY: Wh--? Ohh. I'm sorry, that was extremely insincere of me.
JUDI: It's okay. How's your nose?
PATTY: It's not bleeding as much.
JUDI: Obviously, but is the swelling increasing, decreasing, no change?
PATTY: Increasing.
JUDI: Well fuck.
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gawsten
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gawsten here's a photo taken ten minutes before disaster uwu
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grapeaws he's so cute 🥺
toc.news it's kind of surprising how gawsten and pawsten are still the leading ships in this fandom when we have posts like these
underscoregeoff he's so cute i-
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i feel like i did some throam shit with that time skip
it seriously gives me volume two to volume three vibes yknow cuz bren and ry haven't seen each other in a year, ryan found someone else, vicky got pregnant and brendon began living his life more
sorry if that had spoilers whoops lmao
~ryan
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theowlcoordinate big changes are going to be coming this era. what's something you would like to see/hear this time round?
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tocinskirts solo verses (or songs) from other members in the band ??
theowlcoordinate @tocinskirts we were thinking about that too 👀
gawsten inc.
theowlcoordinate
theowlcoordinate big changes are...
underscoregeoff: who posted this
gawsten: i did
awstenknight: im the one replying to comments though
pattyxwalters: so am I
jawnrocha: me too ?¿
underscoregeoff: oh no
gawsten: OH YEAAAH
pattyxwalters: judi no
gawsten: oh patty stop acting like you weren't screaming earlier
jawnrocha: w h at
pattyxwalters: MY NOSE JAWN
pattyxwalters: I BROKE MY NOSE AND WHEN WE WENT TO THE ER IT HURT LIKE A BITCH DURING THE EXAMINATION
underscoregeoff: oh shit you actually broke your nose?
gawsten: [a picture of her pointing to a shamed Patty]
jawnrocha: I'm going to hell for laughing
awstenknight: me too lmao
underscoregeoff: i didn't laugh. judi is a meanie and must be condomed
underscoregeoff: *condemned
gawsten: that was totally on purpose
awstenknight: sad thing was that it wasn't. i saw him slowly try to type it out but even autocorrect had no idea what he was saying
gawsten: ha loser
jawnrocha: he failed english junior year
gawsten: yikes
underscoregeoff: and that's why I'm famous and dumb
jawnrocha: dumbass lol
awstenknight: don't be so mean >:(
awstenknight: that's my daddy you're making fun of
underscoregeoff: He can be an angry twink if he has to
awstenknight: yep >>>:(
jawnrocha: ooh y'all i got something to tell y'all
underscoregeoff: what
awstenknight: what
awstenknight: haha jinx you owe me a kiss on the lips
jawnrocha: i gotta boyfriend
awstenknight: YOU WHAT
underscoregeoff: omfg i knew it
gawsten: OTTO
jawnrocha: uh
underscoregeoff: It's not otto?
jawnrocha: y'all really thought it was otto?
awstenknight: It's not ¿
jawnrocha: he is but like
gawsten: YAS KING
jawnrocha: I'm being so awkard irl rn yall im blushing
gawsten: AAWWWW CUTE
underscoregeoff: anytime someone says aw with two a's it reminds me of shrek
awstenknight: what
underscoregeoff: hold on
jawnrocha: sooo judi
gawsten: mhmmmm
jawnrocha: how did patty break his nose? ;)
jawnrocha: was he too far up you ??
awstenknight: JAWN
gawsten: nahhh... he just made out with my phone too harshly
jawnrocha: ohhh ok
jawnrocha: thanks for clearing that up i was v confusion
gawsten: no problemomitoyalah my dudette
awstenknight: why am i even friends with yalls dumbasses
jawnrocha: cuz u love us 😘😘
awstenknight: remember when i fucking destroyed your camera and beat you to a fucking pulp lmao
jawnrocha: i was so fucking weak lmaoo
awstenknight: ikr
jawnrocha: you were an actual angry twink
awstenknight: i always am >:(
underscoregeoff: ain't that the truth
underscoregeoff: i couldn't find it but it's in the scene where they're getting married and lord farquaad's dudes who hold the signs writes one that says "aawwww"
awstenknight: ok
gawsten: patty is bouta get an x ray done so i gotta go. love yall dudes!
awstenknight: bye honey!
underscoregeoff: have a good day at school!
jawnrocha: have fun sucking dick loser
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this one long n thicc
i felt you needed a break. this is the longest chapter of this series so far, with over 1840 words!
i needed a break too. I've written for seven hours nonstop.
maybe you can stop reading this and come back to it later. if not, then enjoy the rest!!
according to how much i want to write, you are currently halfway through with this chapter.
~ryan
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AWSTEN goes out for the third time that day to check the mail. He's too excited to neglect it!
He opens the mailbox, finally finding that it has been filled like the girl in a threesome.
He takes all the mail, searching past the bills and letters from older family members for the special one from the Californian CPS Agency. GEOFF opens the door back up for him, also excited to see if they recieved what they needed.
AWSTEN: [gives GEOFF half the pile] Search.
They do. Oh God, do they search.
GEOFF: FOUND IT!
They read through it quickly, finding out they have recieved their fostering license and are going to be meeting their first child tomorrow.
AWSTEN: Oh my God! [hugs GEOFF] Our first step is being tackled!
GEOFF: I know, I know, I'm so excited!
AWSTEN: Me too! [kisses him] We're gonna be parents!
GEOFF: I know!
AWSTEN: We need to celebrate!
GEOFF: Hell yeah we do!
AWSTEN: I think I know how to...
GEOFF: Oh yeah?
AWSTEN: Yeah.
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judi is pregnant, awsten and patty aren't speaking, jawn told them about Otto and the boys are getting closer to adoption.
that was a fucking ride.
and now i gotta edit all of that.
im done editing it uwu hope you enjoyed this longish chapter
~ryan