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Foxtail: Good afternoon. I am Foxtail.
GreyMan: And I'm Dr. GreyMan. Chaos had at the Pentagram City as turf-wars raging on the west side. Between notable king-pin, Professor Venomous, and our self-reclaim spunky power house, Shannon BoxMore.
Foxtail: That's right GreyMan. After the resent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs. *shows a footage of their fight* Creatures all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory.
GreyMan: Those two really seemed to be going at it, huh?
Foxtail: Looks Like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hotspot.
GreyMan: And I sure like to nail her hotspot. *chuckled*
Foxtail: You sure are a limp-dick jack-ass GreyMan. Or should I say, *pours coffee on his crotch* "no dick"?
GreyMan: *groan* Not again!
Foxtail: *shows a picture of Raymond saying the Prince of Hell* Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the son of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss his brand new "passion project". All that and more, after the break. *breaks her mug* Suck it up, you little bitch!
Foxtail as Katie Killjoy
Dr. GreyMan as Tom Trench