Burger Brains

By LordTheobald

141 27 15

Just a bunch of random poems. Some might not be completely child safe. More

I Can Never say
Hikous part 1
Grandstanding
The Grumpy Tiger
Heavens Gate
Holes
I just want to sleep
I'll be here
Dancing
Who will hug the porcupine?
Tomorrow's Eyes
Song for the dead
Thrift Shopper
I start to Believe
Turning Times
You're not necessarily crazy if you're insane
Turning Times
Absurd Fanfare
My smile finally came in the mail, even if it was late
NO I Isn't!
Frog & Snake
Gun Shots ricochet off the inside of my skull
Bob
Nightmares and Creeps
Mischievous Cat
Self?
Tears

Beavers Stole My Leg

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By LordTheobald



That is why I'm late today.

It happened by the river,

as I stood oak still.

They toothtackle jumped my leg,

must have smelled the pine.

They took it away to their dam,

dragging me, I clutched, screaming,

pleading for my leg.

They bled my hand, cut my grip.

I stumblehopped down the bank,

after them, eager for my leg.

They wanted it more.

We fought with words and chisels.

For the final piece of dams

Red hands, flying tails,

flaming beaver screams.

I trophied my sopping leg,

and continued on my way.

But, I was felled once again.

Two clubbing tails

drove me away from the prize.

Before I could retaliate,

they frantically hid it away

in their little pond.

Snickering victory

chased me hopping to school.

That is why I'm late today.

Beavers stole my leg. 

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