It would be appreciated if you could stop your little habit of pickpocketing me every time we meet up. -MH
I needed it. -SH
What for? -MH
Do you have nothing better to do apart from breaking into Baskerville's Ministry of Defense? -MH
Why would I want to do anything else? -SH
I should be awarded a trophy for giving you my permit after what you did. -MH
Almost as if you don't already have an abundance of trophies perched on Mother's mantlepiece. -SH
There was no need to have Lestrade look after me. I am no longer a child, brother dear . -SH
I doubt that, Sherlock. I really do. -MH
I hate to say this, Mycroft, but I need you. -SH
For a split second I thought that this was a proclamation of love from some adoring friend of mine. -MH
In your dreams, brother dear. -SH
My office. Tomorrow. -MH
Are you sure you do not want to tell cookie about this? -MH
What cookie? :) -SH
How to solve Problem M. -MH
Not cookie. I meant cookie. -MH
I'm sure you did. -SH
Christ, Sherlock. What did you do to my phone? -MH