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"Shut up George you smell gross," Peppa snarled at her brother as he continuously agitated her by flashing his small penis.
Peppa grit her teeth and slapped her disgusting brother across the face leaving a bright red mark. Being the dramatic creep he is, George rolled over on the floor screaming for an ambulance and his penis hit the floor, he didn't feel anything as it was barely even there.
"I've been attacked! Man overboard!" George screamed flashing his pink butt cheeks.
Peppa sigh walking over him, crushing his private part.
"I hate this household," she muttered angrily under her breath as she stormed out the house, slamming the door.