Random Shield Agent 1: Ugh Why is Natasha even an Avenger! She sucks! I'm so much better!
Random Shield Agent 2: Yeah! And that girl Carol is so annoying! She literally comes to earth one time and saves the day and boom! She's an Avenger! You know, what screw them!
Random Shield Agent 1: Yeah screw those ugly little who—
Natasha: I'm sorry were you saying something about us?
Carol: I'm pretty sure I heard something!
Random Shield Agent 1: What you gonna do about it? You aren't allowed to hurt us!
Natasha: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Carol: Rap battle?
Natasha: Rap battle!
Random Shield Agent 2: You're on!
*Random Shield Agents go and lay down a few weak bars*
Natasha: Our turn
Carol: Lets do this!
Natasha and Carol: It's the Avenger girls and you know we'll out do you, so get out my face before I punch you! Girls don't you know? Can't you understand? If you mess with me I'll take yo man!
Carol: Girl, you know I'll take yo man. Don't play with me. Oh that's your man? Now he's mine! Haha yeah girl!
Natasha: Let me tell you 'bout this hater from around my hood, she trying to diss me like my fighting ain't good. See this girl don't like me and I don't know why, but Ima give her a reason when I take her guy! You don't want smoke, baby, please believe me. 'Cause I'm that girl and I took your man! talk to me, dance with me, kiss me, love me, once he does that, he'll never leave me! Screw you and the rest of your crew. 'Cause I'll take your man and I'll keep mine too! If you wanna fight, I'm with that too, girl I'm from the hood lace up your shoes! Girl you too slow, can't keep up, I took him, you see us, you lost him, that's your luck! So the next time you wanna start shiz, old broke down, jealous bi—
Carol: Dang right, you know I will. Girl that'll be my man!
Natasha: I'll take yo man!
Carol: From when I walked in the door, I been felt the tension, the boys were sweating and the girls were whispering. "That's Carol Danvers and she's an Avenger! How the heck she get a deal when she been saving for about a week!? She probably screwed someone." No, I'm a G girl, straight from the bottom, and I'll beat a girls butt if she gotta problem! Annoying girl where your man at? So I can take him in your house where he laying at! You on Instagram looking for a flaw, on or offline little girl I'm raw. I get from the ARMY and I know how to handle it! How you mad when you got your chance with yo man!? Y'all girls better stop playing or I'll take yo man!
Natasha and Carol: I'LL TAKE YO MAN!
Random Shield Agents: *Jaws dropped*
Natasha: Will we have anymore problems here?
Random Shield Agents: No!
Carol: Good
Natasha: *Whispers to Carol: We're still taking their man right?*
Carol: *Whispers to Natasha: Yep!*
*Carol and Natasha fist bump*
Haha this one had a bit more humor too it! Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading! 😁❤️