CALL HISTORY
PARK JIMIN
11:56 AM
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JM: yoongi? what are you calling me for?
YG: nothing, it's just. i miss you...
JM: you missing me? this isn't a prank, is it?
YG: no, it's not. i really miss you, jimin-ah
JM: aren't you supposed to be in school today?
YG: well, i am. it's just a few minutes before the lunch bell anyway.
JM: oh that's good. how's everyone else there?
YG: they all miss you jimin-ah... hobi and i didn't tell anyone though why you're in the hospital.
JM: i see... they're too good to know about what happened to me. about why and all that shit.
YG: ok jiminie, i have a question.
JM: shoot me with it
YG: who do you love more, hobi or me?
JM: yoongi...
YG: i'm serious though... i'm just curious.
JM: you know... i'm never going to answer that question with a certain answer. it's either you or hobi. i feel the same way for you as i do hobi. you know that feeling? where you just can't choose between two people because they're so different and they make you feel the same on different levels? you must think i'm weird for thinking such bullshit. sorry.
YG: i never think anyone is weird, just unique. like you, you're not weird. i just didn't know who you really are. now that i do, you're one of the most strongest people who has ever graced the earth with their presence.
JM: yazzzz shakespeare work that prose.
(both laugh)
YG: you're cute when you act so sassy
JM: you're not so bad yourself, lil meow meow
YG: w-who's lil meow meow?
JM: hey, don't play dumb. i know that's what some of your friends call you
YG: yeah if they wanted a death wish
JM: damn yoongi, just lemme call you lil meow meow
YG: fine. if only and only you stop being a stripper
JM: are there any other conditions?
YG: ummm... i'll have to think.
JM: don't think too long, you're going to have to eat in a few minutes
YG: don't worry about lil meow meow, he has tried skipping lunch before. and believe me, it's much better to be in a bathroom stall than be out there in a crowd full of people that won't even look at you...
YG & JM : so why even bother?
YG: yes, someone gets it
JM: it's not that i don't like it when people don't look at me. i do, i really do. but like, when i was still in school, it's just that i hate having to deal with this anxiety that people are looking at me.
YG: i feel you minnie
JM: w-what did you call me?
YG: minnie. why does it make you uncomfortable? i can stop calling you that if you are
JM: min yoongi, you know you're one of the most savage and most modest person out there. there's no one like you. you care for me, you care for hobi. hell, i think you're the only person who came when hoseok needed help. when i needed help too.
YG: what are you saying?
JM: i'm saying... that i'm glad to have met you.
YG: likewise minnie
JM: please eat now. you're going to worry me and now i'll have to go to you to feed you. to which i can't do cause i'm stuck in this bed. (laughs)
YG: of course, see you soon, jiminie
JM: see you too.
CALL ENDED
10:14
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HOE-ANA
ADMIN: kook loves tae, tae loves kook
agustbigd, hotterthanthesun, softmochi, expensivetiddies, worldwidestar
1:54 PM
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EXPENSIVETIDDIES CHANGED HIS NAME TO: REAL MAN IN LOVE
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REAL MAN IN LOVE:
bless this new update, i swear to god. i was getting sick of having expensivetiddies as my username
WORLDWIDESTAR:
why do you even have it as your username?
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you think fifteen-year-old namjoon would have a fucking clue? no, he didn't. he was a horny ass boi
WORLDWIDESTAR:
maybe eve n hornier now ;)
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
shut up we're in math class
HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
pay up yoongi
AGUSTBIGD:
okay, you have a betting problem, hoseok
HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
it's called independent earning.
AGUSTBIGD:
earning? you're making me broke. i was planning to take someone out on a date.
HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
ooooh who's this lucky man?
AGUSTBIGD:
maybe one unlucky soul
WORLDWIDESTAR:
y'all so active when it's math class, aren't you?
WORLDWIDESTAR:
operation : cookies and cream commence!
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
alright. jeongguk is on my right. jin, wtf are you doing to him?
WORLDWIDESTAR:
i thought we agreed that i will massage him. isn't that the plan?
HOTTERTHANTHESUN:
NO!
AGUSTBIGD:
unless you want jeongguk to stare at you with his death eyes. probably not
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you don't make physical contact with someone who's missing someone.
WORLDWIDESTAR:
how the fuck am i supposed to know that? i never tried missing anyone at all!
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
not even me?
WORLDWIDESTAR:
cause you're always with me you know. all of you. that's why i don't know what longing feels like
KOOK LOVES TAE:
it feels like shit bro
WORLDWIDESTAR:
AH! ok bye-bye. is that a seatwork i see her giving out to us? ok bye bye
REAL MAN IN LOVE:
you dun fucked up.