Author: Yo! What's up, dudes~
Philippines: Heya! Speak properly, young woman.
Readers: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE READ YOUR WORKS!
*Author sweat dropped*
Author: Aiya, true, that's why I'm bringing~
Indonesia: THE SEXY BACK!!! *flips hair*
Vietnam: Sis, we're in a book, not a music video.
*POP! Goes Laos*
Laos: *asks* But who's "The Sexy" one?
*everything remained silent*
Laos: If no one, then I shall be!
*Indonesia slaps Laos' face*
Indonesia: No, it's I! *flips hair*
Philippines: This dalagang Pilipina is "The Sexy" one!
Author: *talks to Philippines* Wait, are you too old to be call "dalaga"?
*the three little countries are arguing*
*Thailand interrupts*
Thailand: NO!!!
*the three become silent*
Thailand: The "Sexy" one is Vietnam! *hugs the Vietnamese*
Vietnam: *is stuck in the hug* Wait, No! Why did you put me into this situation?!
*everyone becomes noisy again*
Author: *talks to the readers* Let's just cut things out for now...
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Narrator: Three o'clock in the afternoon, Philippine time, a sunny day here in the country of Philippines to have a hearty snack.
*Indonesia barges into a wooden door of Philippines' house*
Indonesia: *shouts* Yo! What's up, Asians!
*the Singaporean stands up*
Singapore: You're late, young woman! How many times do I had to tell you to come here at Two o'clock~
Indonesia: *smirks* Well, duh, it's~
Singapore: *make a serious glare* Two o'clock, Philippine Time!
*Indonesia frowns*
Indonesia: Why didn't you tell me earlier?
*Singapore face palmed*
Singapore: I TOLD YOU, OF COURSE!
Indonesia: *sweat dropped* Oh... I thought you said it's Philippines' time to host our meeting.
*Brunei interrupts*
Brunei: I think he said "Two o'clock, Philippine Time, is the start of meeting here in the Philippines to host the important meeting by Philippines."
*Singapore looks down*
Singapore: *whispers to himself* I rather be drown in an ocean, rather than be saved by any moron country out there.
Brunei: Are you saying that you don't want to be saved by yourself?
*dark aura surrounded the Singaporean*
Singapore: *glares at Brunei* Want me to summon the King of the Depths of Eyebrows?.... *takes Indo's spell book*
*Brunei gulps*
*door opens*
*Singapore jumps into Brunei*
Brunei: *is carrying Singapore* My dear lion, you're very heavy!
"How about I summon your merienda, boys?"
*Brunei looks at the opened door*
Brunei: That voice! Isn't that...
Philippines: *smiles* Hello, warriors!
*Indonesia points her laddle at Philippines*
Indonesia: *is angry* Take that back, Phili. I'm not a boy!
*Myanmar holds Indonesia's shoulders*
Myanmar *tries to calm the Indonesian* Now, now, Indonesia. It's just a word! Nothing to fight for.
*Indonesia pushes the Burmese away from her*
Indonesia: *smirks at Myanmar* What if I give you a two-word nickname?
*Myanmar returns the smirk*
Myanmar: What would it be? Too Handsome?
Indonesia: It's "East India"!
Myanmar: *frowns* *gets angry* Hey! Who do you think you are? The Great Eyebrows?!
Indonesia: *being sarcastic* Well, it's true that you're the east of India, right?
*Myanmar glares at the Indonesian*
Myanmar: You know that those two words mean deeper things to me!
*A spark appeared between Myanmar and Indonesia*
*Thailand interferes*
Thailand: Now, now, warriors, this meeting's for uniting people, not dividing people.
Philippines: And my adobo will be sad because you don't take a taste from it! *shows her bowl of adobo*
*Malaysia comes in the house*
Malaysia: *walks in quickly* Yo, folks. Selamat petang!
Singapore: *growls at Malaysia* Hey, you're late!
Cambodia: Malaysia is also late?
Malaysia: Sorry about that, bro, but I'm from a grand opening of a new mall in Kuala Lumpur and I can't miss it. Yet, I'm still busy with other stuff like attending a meeting with Canada.
Laos: Good thing, you didn't forget that important meeting...
Malaysia: Anyway, can you handle this durian for the moment I'm gone.
*Malaysia gives durian to Singapore*
The other ASEAN: *whispers to Singapore* Say "no", say "no"!
Singapore: *smirks* Eh... Of course, there's no way I'll reject being a guardian to a little durian.
Malaysia: It's good to hear it from you, bro. Bye *gone to work*
Vietnam: *stamps towards Singapore* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING, SINGA?!
Singapore: Haha... Isn't it funny that you, guys, wants to say no for a durian!
*Vietnam furiously pulls Singapore's batik*
Vietnam: YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT DURIAN!!! *points at Malaysia's durian*
Singapore: *rolls eyes* Of course, I know something. The durian~
Vietnam: *shouts* IS AN EVIL THING!!!! *takes the durian from Singapore hands*
Singapore: Hey, Viet!
*Vietnam places the durian at the edge of the house, near the door*
Singapore: The heck, Vietnam. What's going onto you?
Philippines: Maybe I should tell him~
Singapore: OF COURSE, YOU SHOULD TELL ME BECAUSE I'M LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT HERE!!!
Timor Leste: *giggles* No need to tell that 'coz you're already an idiot!
Singapore: *shouts at Timor* SHUT UP!!!
Philippines: I want to explain to you that...
Singapore: That...
Philippines: That you all had been ignoring my adobo.
*Singapore face palmed*
*Singapore breaks the fourth wall*
Singapore: Dang it, Author, you're the one who has authority over this piece of writing. Why is this a long and stupid chapter?! I'm being a stupid yet idiot character here!
*Author appears from the door*
Author: Good thing you know because I'd just made you say that!
Singapore: Wait, what?!
Author: *smiles innocently* Oh, nothing!
Singapore: Well then....
*Singapore is very frustrated*
Singapore: RIGHT NOW, I'M VERY DISSATISFIED BECAUSE NONE OF YOU EXPLAINED WHAT'S GOING ON!!!! DANG IT!!!
Thailand: Looks like Singapore is very FRUITrasted with you guys. Get it?! *laughs*
Cambodia: *whispers at Thailand* Shh! You're not helping, Thailand!
Singapore: *sighs* At least, someone knows what I'm feeling right now.
Brunei: Eh?
Singapore: *yawns* And maybe a rest is not unworthy to do.
Philippines: There's a kama at my bedroom~
Indonesia: For sure, Philippines....
Narrator: So, the Singaporean take a little nap. After a few minutes, Singapore had done his nap.
*Singapore stretches his arms*
Singapore: *yawns* What a day!
*Singapore looks around*
Singapore: Hey, where's everyone?
*Singapore spots no fruit around*
Singapore: *is shocked* INCLUDING THE DURIAN!!
*the door opens*
Timor Leste: Ola, Singapore! It seems that you're up!
Singapore: *sees Timor Leste* Philippines!!!
*Timor Leste turns at his back*
*Timor Leste sees no one*
Timor Leste: *points at himself* Me?!
*Singapore shakes Timor Leste's body forcefully*
Singapore: PHILIPPINES, HAVE YOU SEEN~
*Timor Leste shoves Singapore away from him*
Timor Leste: Whoa, Cingapura! Calm down!
Singapore: Why would I calm down, Phi~
Timor Leste: And I'm not Philippines!
Singapore: Wait, what?! * rubs his eyes*
Timor: You don't have your eyeglasses!
*Timor Leste flies into the bedroom*
*Timor Leste returns*
Timor: Here it is. *gives eyeglasses to Singapore*
Singapore: Yo, thanks! *gets his eyeglasses* *puts it on*
Timor Leste: Now, see me right?
Singapore: I can see that you're on my left side. Now, where's that durian?!
Timor Leste: Don't know, irmão.
*the other ASEANs come in*
Cambodia: Hey, Singapore!
Singapore: Have you seen durian?
Cambodia: Nope, sorry.
Singapore: BRO-nei!!!
Brunei: Did you just make a pun 'bout me?! MY LIFE IS NOT A JOKE!!!
Singapore: Durian
Brunei: Ah...
Singapore: The durian!
Brunei: Ehh...
Singapore: *screams* THE DURIAN!!!!!
Brunei: EECK!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, WHAT'S WITH A DURIAN?!!!!
*Indonesia pops out of nowhere*
Indonesia: Oh! Are we singing the vowels, Brunei?
Singapore: Indo!!! Have you seen the durian?!!!!
Indonesia: Nuuu....
*Singapore gets FRUITrasted again*
*Vietnam and Philippines come in*
Vietnam: *is talking to Phili* What do you say we do the smackin' China tomorrow again?
Philippines: *is delighted* Do you need to ask me that?!
*Singapore appears in front of Viet and Phili*
Singapore: *is in distressed* YO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DURIAN?!
Vietnam: *talks in deep voice* You mean the durian of the Malay.......
Singapore: *gulps* Yesss..... *starting to shiver*
Vietnam: *laughs* I knew it's true!!!
Philippines: *becomes worried* Oh no! You lost the durian?!
Singapore: *returns to normal* *speaks properly* But, first things first. Have you seen the durian?
Philippines: Nope
*Singapore kneels down*
Singapore: *cries dramatically* YES!!! I LOST THE DURIAN!!!
*everyone gasps*
Laos: Wait, you really lost it? *asks Singapore*
Singapore: *talks sarcastically* Oh, of course not! First I peeled the durian, then ate it!! Num, num, num!
Myanmar: You know that there's no knife at a guest room.
*Singapore kneels down, again*
Singapore: *cries like a drama queen* OF COURSE THERE'S NO KNIFE AT A GUEST ROOM!!! HUHUHU!!!
Cambodia: Then, why are there weapons at the couch? *points at the couch*
Brunei: *gives moral support* Hey, cheer up, Singa-POOR.
Singapore: Shut up, I'm not PUN-ny.
Brunei: Anyway, we'll help you find that fruit. Because, we, ASEANs, experienced your sufferings.
Timor Leste: Except for me for I'm no ASEAN.
Thailand: We'll help you find it, ana!
Indonesia: No job's too big, no ASEAN's too small!
Philippines: We're all in this together, Singa!
*Singapore stands up*
Singapore: YOU'RE RIGHT, ASEANs!
*every ASEAN country cheers*
Singapore: Together, we'll find that pesky durian, ASEAN!
EveryASEAN: YEAH, ASEAN!
Singapore: ASEAN, let's roll!!
Narrator: And so, the ASEAN is gone to the world to look for one durian. Will the ASEAN find the durian of the Malay?
Timor Leste: SHUT UP WITH THE "ASEAN" THINGY!
Narrator: Yeah, yeah, so just stay tune for the next chapter with the ASEAN.
Timor Leste: And me!!!
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Some Readers: So, what happened next?
Author: Please, notice the Narrator!
Philippines: Yeah, what happened next?
Readers: Please, notice the Author!
Cambodia: Hey Philippines
Philippines: Yees?
Cambodia: What happened to the adobo?
Philippines: Please, notice the Readers!
*Cambodia face palmed*
Philippines: Just kidding! I ate the adobo.
Cambodia: You can ate that kind of size of adobo? *points at a huge bowl which the adobo was placed*
Philippines: Of course, I have a mouth.
Singapore: What a ridiculous story to hear about one durian, just one, being worried for!
Brunei: Well, what's more ridiculous is that there's a Singaporean, just one, is totally crying for one durian!
Indonesia: Shut up, you two. Respect author's ideas.
Author: *hugs Indo* Aaawww, you love me, didn't you?
Indonesia: It's not like what you're thinking, sis!
*Thailand is carrying a sign*
Vietnam: What's with the sign, Thailand?
Thailand: *smiles* Well, it's a sign saying "Puns Alert", ana.
Timor Leste: So it's for this chapter? Great idea!
Myanmar: Great idea, but the readers already read the chapter.
Thailand: Oh...
Laos: Well, not at this point for sure.
Author: Anyway~ *being shoved by Philippines*
Philippines: Now, please vote for this chapter~
Brunei: And also, for this whole book!
Thailand: Don't forget to be updated with this book, readers, ana!
Readers: Of course, we're always updated!
Author: *sweat dropped* Only me is not updating. Hehe
Cambodia: And we'll see you next time!
Brunei: And I'll see Malaysia next time...