Why KageKao can't take you seriously
Aries: You rage at him every time he pranks you which makes him want to prank you more.
Taurus: You whine from getting even the slightest scrape, so he makes his pranks 10x more painful.
Gemini: Your reaction from getting pranked is hilarious to him so he keeps doing it.
Cancer: You're way too easy to prank.
Leo: You try to act like you're on his side but KageKao works alone.
Virgo: You remind him of Slenderman and it pisses him off.
Libra: Because you're always waiting and expecting to get pranked when nothing ever really happens to you.
Scorpio: He thinks you're stupid.
Sagittarius: Seeing you in a state of utter pain and misery makes him happy.
Capricorn: You try to act fierce and tough so you intimidate him, but actually it makes him target you more often.
Aquarius: He thinks you're super boring so he makes his pranks 10x worse on you.
Pisces: You beg him not to prank you which makes him want to prank you more.