Here are the answers;
Taehyung:
# If you didn't meet koo, would you still be gay?
Ans: Yes, but more of that I would have been bisexual. I am happy that koo is in my life because I can't live without him. Uwu.
# If koo cheated on you what would you do?
By: @TheOfficialHolyTea
Ans: I trust koo that he would never ever cheat on me but if you want an answer on that I think you might know what I told to yugyeom *wink wonk*
# Why are you so soft
By: bananasmilkeu
Ans: Because koo feeds me with his milk (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ
# Do you know how many people fall for you when you and jungkook are together? Millions
By: jalissa_4life
Ans: and I just wanna give hugs to those millions of people, if koo would let me. Uwu (づ￣ ³￣)づ
# What do you think your life would be like if koo wasn't in it?
By: JeonJungkookImnida
Ans: Wait?! I would be alive then?
# That one time when you used toys and stuff, was it plain vanilla?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: It's a bit personal but I shall tell you that koo is very kinky we one time had sex with honey (・_・;)
Koo: Hey! You weren't supposed to tell that! I will punish you now
See his ass just gets horny every second *sigh*
# Do you guys want more kids or only two?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: Miri and taegguk make us feel like we have five kids but yeah, I want atleast four kids. I love a big family. Plus maybe we might be in the process to get another child (｡･ω･｡)
# Have you ever topped koo?
By: @ForeverAndEverAlone1
Ans: No, if you are wondering because of the list, it was just because me and jimin were joking and I wrote it because at that time I was jealous of koo's body and all, but now I think my body is more prettier than his(・∀・)
Jungkook:
# Do you want to give birth again?
By: FUCK_HOMOPHOBES
Ans: Well, i wasn't the one giving birth(●__●)
But yeah, I want more than two kids, like fifteen?
# If miri and taegguk were lesbian and gay, would you still love them or?
By: @TheOfficialHolyTea
Ans: Obviously, is that even a question? I don't want to be a homophobic Dad if I am also gay plus we love a colorful world 🌈🌈
# Bruh pick one, taehyung or banana milk?
By: bananasmilkeu
Ans: Taehyung standing naked with banana milk in his hands while i eat his ass and then he feeds me the banana milk. Yup, ya hoe is hornieee
# If you had to choose your spirit animal, who it would be?
By: jalissa_4life
Ans: I think wolf, because ya boi is horny for taehyung always. Woof
# What if your daughter starts dating? Would you be a protective Dad or would you be okay with it?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: Obviously I would rip that girl's/ boy's head off of his fucking body and make the vultures it eat it and I would happily join them
Taetae: koo! Stop it now! Do you want to die without a grandchild?!
Yeah okay fine, I would be happy if she is happy. (I don't care if she's happy or not, if my taetae is happy with her dating, I am okay too)
Taehyung's mom:
# When did you start eating chicken wings?
By: FUCK_HOMOPHOBES
Ans: Bitch don't start, the first time was when we were in school and I had a fight with the school's bad boy because he had eaten my lunch so in return he gave me his lunch which obviously the fuck had chicken wings and that was so good that I bullied him to get more for me. So yeah, have wings, eat chicken wings!
# Can you give us the pics?
By: @TheOfficialHolyTea
Ans: You didn't mention which pics but sure but if you want gay porn pics, dm me bitch
# Why isn't taehyung sassy like you?
By: bananasmilkeu
Ans: Ayo hoe! This is the exact thought that came into my mind the day I put the fuck out of my life to pass that shit out of my uterus, but yeah he is my son and I love him whatever way he is
# Chicken wings or your husband?
By: jalissa_4life
Ans: FYI, chicken wings ARE my husband
# I love you Mrs.Kim , that's it, that's the comment
By: @JeonJungkookImnida
Ans: Uwu bub, i wish i passed you out of this huge yet small hole ╮(╯_╰)╭
# Ur da coolest mom ever, kudos 2 U, & U realluly do love ur chicken hug? OK quick question chicken r ur grandkids?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: thanks for the compliment but fuck you for the question, it's very hard
*Whisper* chicken wings
Grandkids: We can here you ma'am
Okay, fine as if I'm gonna change my option, thots. It's chicken wings always
# You are so iconic, how does one be like you?
Ans: You thot? No one can be like me, just kidding, take some whipped cream and shove it down your ass, lads🤪🤪
Jungkook's mom:
# When did you first meet your husband?
By: FUCK_HOMOPHOBES
Ans: That's a long ass story, but it was in college when taehyung's mom and I were best friends and he used to hit at me and I kind of beat him but then he started to cry and I had to comfort him, pretty shit I know. He wishes he had a vagina rather than me🤪🤪
# I heart youuuu along with the other characters
By: @TheOfficialHolyTea
Ans: *aggressively throws tables full of love at you* (ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻
# Ur such a cool mom & an awesome parent 👍👍👍
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: *Blesses you with horny water* stay blessed sis ♥╣[-_-]╠♥
# will you adopt me
Ans: Bitch you thot, but yeah sure. Uwu
Jungkook's father:.
# What names did you decide to give kook when he was born?
By: FUCK_HOMOPHOBES
Ans: Well basically it was
Jungkook
Jeongguk
Jeonkook
Jungguk
:)
# are you bi?
By: @TheOfficialHolyTea
Ans: Yes, Obviously, of course, definitely, sure, mhmm, yeah, yup, yuh, yeh, yooh, heh, I'll leave
# Ur a such an understanding father. But wen found abt ur sons preference, r u cool frm da start, r embraced it cause U love ur son sooo much?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: thanks for the compliment, i was cool from the start and i had kind of guessed by the way he eye fucked taehyung :)
Taehyung's father:
# Are you okay with your wife's obsession towards chicken wings?
By: FUCK_HOMOPHOBES
Ans: Yeah, why wouldn't I be *whisper* she's sitting beside me. Help
# You gotta love the chicken wings
By: @TheOfficialHolyWater
Ans: Hey! Don't come at me, i do love them, I mean not as much as her but I am fine with them. She basically baths with them, like wtf
# How U deal with ur wife's chicken thing? If she chooses chicken over U wat will U do?
By: renukathavarajan
Ans: i already know what her answer is and I am cool with it unless she's cool with my obsession to peanut butter lubes, yes they do exist
Miri:
# Can I adopt you
Ans: No you can't, pfft wtf?
#Can we be friends?
Ans: Sure, unless you're okay with me talking about dinosaur sex to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
# Do you want more siblings?
Ans: No, taegguk is okay for me but if I do have, I would definitely love him/her no less
# You have awesome parents, who's the fav amongst them?
Ans: Dads (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
# Do you want cookies?
Ans: sure if they are Gucci
Taegguk:
# Do you want me to set you up with my baby cousin?
Ans: Only if he watches porn with me
# You cute, so cuddle with me?
Ans: Sure noona (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
# If you tell your parents that you want another siblings i will give you a truck full of candy
Ans: *le gasp* deal
# If I were related to you I would spoil you so hard
Ans: Thanks but appa spoils me with gucci well ☞￣ᴥ￣☞
# Same question to u among ur parents who's ur fav U can tell me secretly I won't tell anybody🤫?
Ans: My favorite is the horny dad, so basically both
Jimin:
# Were you ever jealous of tae's relationship?
Ans: Why would I be? He's my best friend plus I have my yoonie baby and hobi baby with me.
And I guess the further questions are answered here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
# Can I eat your cheeks?
Ans: which one?
# Can i hug you?
Ans: i am a koala, i lobe hogs
Other questions would be answered in the comments