Him|Her
"Wanna be let in on a secret?"
"W-what?"
"I hate noodles."
"Oh my God. I can't believe you're talking to me. You even called first. Oh my God."
"I am not God. However, I do have a Greek descent."
"I, uh. I listened to your voicemail yesterday. I should be the one that's sorry. I guess I just didn't want you to know who I really am."
"Why? Are you a serial killer or some famous pop star?"
"Uh."
"You're a serial killer?! Holy mother of raisins!"
"Oh no. Uh. Its not that. I'd like for us to meet though. Can we do that?"
"Of course we can."
"So.. when and where?"
"The Chipotle Grill, 2 pm sharp."
"Okay."
"Okay, noodles."