Mental Beatdown

By Woowoowriting

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A book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't f... More

Mental Beatdown
Google Plus
20 Things About Me
I-Tunes
PEOPLE STEALING MY SHIT
Pretentious Fucking Poets
Fucking John Green Quotes/Fangirlism
Fucking Social Causes/Never Shutting the Fuck Up
Tumblr Reporting News/Uninformed, Biased Teens Giving Us News
Hating on Stuff That Everyone Hates
"All About That Bass"
Whoring Out Covers
People Who Hate Homosexuals
Reading Lists That Are Annoying
Not Understanding Loners
People Getting Angry Over Sexual/Gender-Specific Terms
Fake Hipsters
Embarrassing Shit About Me
"Men Are Pigs!"/False Claims of Sexual Harrassment
More Shit About Me
"Date a Girl Who..."
Augustus Waters
Writing Excuses/Expectations
Arrogant Authors
The WattPad Inner Circle/#thegreattakeover
26 Things About Me
Views on Female Masturbation
"They're More Oppressed!"/"I'm Worse Off!"
Sam. Motherfucking. Smith.
"Sex is So Edgy! 10/10!"
Misconceptions About Lesbians
The Motherhood and Feminism Issue
Social Justice Warriors
Fuckboys Asking "How Do Lesbians Have Sex?"
DashCon
Blue is the Warmest Color
Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl Being Compared to TFIOS
"Banksy is Racist!"
IMPORTANT
Kim Davis
"I Can Say It! First Amendment Rights!"
Criticism of (500) Days of Summer
Islamophobia
i-Phone Unlocking Controversy
Election Fear

People Who Type Multiple Messages for No Reason

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By Woowoowriting

This is a short one but it needs to be said. Hey, everyone who types multiple messages when it's not needed: stop. Please. Sincerely,  My Phone and Eyes. Do you know how irritating it is to look at my phone and see this: 

"So"

"Today"

"This guy was like"

"'hi'"

"And I was like 'hi'"

"and i mean"

"He probably"

"Proabably I mean"

"Has a crush on me"

"But maybe not"

GO. FUCK. YOURSELF. You can say that in one message. You're just being an attention whore. This could've been the message: "Hey, so today this guy said hi to me and I said hi back. Do you think he has a crush on me?" So much easier to read. 

The same thing happens on here, when someone leaves multiple comments for no reason:

"I liked this"

"but it's kind of repetitive"

"but overall"

"it was good"

STOP. I KEEP GETTING NOTIFICATIONS. Guess what? Writers on here LIVE for comments. So when I see some asshole leaves like, seven, I get excited over NOTHING. And then I'm pissed at them. 

Overall, stop being an attention whore. WooWoo out.

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