Cinder: GUYS WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY. A HUGE CODE RED.
Iko: what!?!
CINDER: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GIVE KAI FOR HIS BIRTHDAY!!!
Everyone: . . .
Thorne: you didn't get ne anything for my birthday
Jacin: because no one cares about you
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Kai: ok so today is my birthday and i have to act like i don't care or remember so no one suspects i know they're planning a surprisebirthday party for me
Cinder: Morning kai. Breakfast is downstairs.
Kai: OK *rushes down stairs* SURPRISE *finds no one*
Cinder: Ummm. . . O.k.
Kai: ha hahah ha ha. I was just saying SURPRISE i love you
Iko: hey kai.
Kai: oh i get it there gonna take me somewhere then surprise me
*five hpurs later*
Kai: SUPRISE *looks around and finds nothing* Oh come on people when are you gonna take me to my suprise birthday party
Cinder: ha ha ha *nervous laughter* its your birthday. Oh that explains the gigantic gift looking crate that's behind you containing 500 different video games, fresh pizza, and a day off work to hang out with me. AREN'T I THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Kai: GURL NO YOU DIIIIIIDDDNNNNNTTT.
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Normal people when there is a fictional character birthday: . . .
Me: OH MY STARS IT'S KAI'S BIRTHDAY. I have to get a cake, and a gift, and throw a party, and get decorations, and paint my room in constellations
My family: . . . No