Marissa Meyer book Of Memes

the feminist

Thorne: how come when guys sleep with a lot of girls, it's cool but when girls sleep with a lot of guys, they're hoes?

Kai: think of it this way, if a key can open any lock, it's a master key but if any key can open the lock, it's just a crappy lock

Thorne: ................... that's horrible analogy

Kai: exactly, it's just an excuse for men to be azzholes

Thorne: *picks up keys and starts heading towards the door*

Kai: where are you going?

Thorne: there's a women's march happening in downtown New Beijing in a couple hours. Wanna come with?

Kai:.......................... that's oddly convenient and yes I would love to come