Mental Beatdown

By Woowoowriting

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A book about the stuff I hate and why I hate it. And whatever else I want to throw in there because I don't f... More

Mental Beatdown
Google Plus
20 Things About Me
PEOPLE STEALING MY SHIT
People Who Type Multiple Messages for No Reason
Pretentious Fucking Poets
Fucking John Green Quotes/Fangirlism
Fucking Social Causes/Never Shutting the Fuck Up
Tumblr Reporting News/Uninformed, Biased Teens Giving Us News
Hating on Stuff That Everyone Hates
"All About That Bass"
Whoring Out Covers
People Who Hate Homosexuals
Reading Lists That Are Annoying
Not Understanding Loners
People Getting Angry Over Sexual/Gender-Specific Terms
Fake Hipsters
Embarrassing Shit About Me
"Men Are Pigs!"/False Claims of Sexual Harrassment
More Shit About Me
"Date a Girl Who..."
Augustus Waters
Writing Excuses/Expectations
Arrogant Authors
The WattPad Inner Circle/#thegreattakeover
26 Things About Me
Views on Female Masturbation
"They're More Oppressed!"/"I'm Worse Off!"
Sam. Motherfucking. Smith.
"Sex is So Edgy! 10/10!"
Misconceptions About Lesbians
The Motherhood and Feminism Issue
Social Justice Warriors
Fuckboys Asking "How Do Lesbians Have Sex?"
DashCon
Blue is the Warmest Color
Me, Earl, and the Dying Girl Being Compared to TFIOS
"Banksy is Racist!"
IMPORTANT
Kim Davis
"I Can Say It! First Amendment Rights!"
Criticism of (500) Days of Summer
Islamophobia
i-Phone Unlocking Controversy
Election Fear

I-Tunes

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By Woowoowriting

Dear I-Tunes,

GO FUCK YOURSELF. I ACCIDENTALLY END AN UPDATE. YEAH. IT WAS DUMB. I GET IT. BUT JUST BECAUSE I DID THAT DOESN'T MEAN MY FUCKING PHONE SHOULD BE BRICKED TO SHIT AND EVERY TIME I TRY AND RESTORE IT IT SAYS "COULD NOT COMPLETE YOUR STORE REQUEST." THAT'S CUTE. I WASN'T EVEN USING THE STORE.

GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

SINCERELY,

FUCKINGFUCKYOU MCFUCKERSON AKSDJFL;KASJDF;SASDF

FUCKING UPDATE: I GOT IT TO WORK AND THEN IT SAID "I-PHONE COULDN'T BE LOCATED." HAHAHAHAHAHA. IT'S PLUGGED INTO THE USB THOUGH. IT WAS WORKING BEFORE THOUGH. THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE PHONE THOUGH.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

AGAIN.

TWICE WASN'T ENOUGH.

FUCKING UPDATE #2: AFTER RECKLESSLY SEARCHING THE INTERNET I'VE FOUND A SOLUTION THAT APPEARS TO BE WORKING. MY OPINION ON APPLE HAS NOT CHANGED-- THE'RE A SHIT COMPANY 99.5% OF THE TIME. (Before you go all "Oh, but you have an I-Phone," first of all: shut the FUCK UP. Second: my parents forced me to get one because it's easier to buy. Verizon makes you wait in line if you buy a flip phone or anything lesser than a "smart phone" because they can't get as much money out of you.) 

FUCKING UPDATE #3: I GOT MY PHONE TO RESTORE. IT WORKS NOW. BUT I LOST ALL MY CONTACTS. SOME WOULD SAY THAT THIS WAS MY FAULT, WHICH IT IS, BUT MAYBE APPLE SHOULD FIGURE OUT A WAY THAT WOULD ALLOW YOU TO CANCEL AN UPDATE WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF WIFI/DATA (WHICH WAS MY PROBLEM) WITHOUT BRICKING IT. JUST SAYING.

SINCERELY,

FUCK YOU APPLE

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