phol: what deodorant do you use
dann: why the fuck are you so weird
phol: hey listen here buddy
phol: you smell good okay
phol: leave me alone
dann: wow okay
dann: and don't buddy me ew
dann: you have a girlfriend
phol: and you have a penis what's your point
dann: HOW ARE THOSE TWO THINGS RELATED
phol: the point is that they're not
phol: u wank stain
dann: more like you're the wank stain omg
dann: you're on my floor right, like for rooming or whatever??
phol: im the door opposite yours
dann: right
dann: yeah i hear you sometimes
phol: GROSS
phol: dan im actually going to punch you in english
dann: like you'd hit hard, pussy
read, 8:15am
dann: is that you at my door?
read, 8:17am
dann: PHIL WHAT THE FUCK
phol: lol open it you nerd
dann: nah im too lazy
phol: nevermind it was open anyway
dann: get out
phol: omg your dorm is so cute
phol: you're in your room?
dann: no
phol: lol nice panties
dann: okay gET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I ACTUALLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU PHIL
read, 8:24am