underscoregeoff
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underscoregeoff @gawsten one more day!
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gawsten IM SO EXCITED
geoffscamera this is the first post in a while without awsten in it hmm 🤔🤔
tocupdates @geoffscamera yeah bc awsten is with patty now 🙃
geoffscamera @tocupdates they're not dating wtf
tocupdates @geoffscamera might as well be
geoffscamera @tocupdates awsten wouldn't cheat on geoff
tocupdates @geoffscamera then why are they all very openly avoiding each other?
geoffscamera @tocupdates are you fucking stupid?
tocupdates @geoffscamera oh well awsten is obviously happier with patty
geoffscamera @tocupdates nah he's happier with geoff
gawsten @geoffscamera @tocupdates calm down. their relationship is not important to you.
pawsten @gawsten idk they bith raise a good point
gawsten @pawsten fuck off
pattyxwalters @tocupdates @pawsten glad to hear you support me! and yes, awsten definitely IS happier around me, right @underscoregeoff ?
underscoregeoff @pattyxwalters i thought i had you blocked
pattyxwalters @underscoregeoff awsten always unblocks me bc he knows im not a problem :)
pattyxwalters @underscoregeoff aw, geoff, are you too much of a pussy to reply?
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patty and awsten
patty
please stop
im sorry i shouldn't have gone off like that
Geoff's mad at me now
i know that was my fault but he shouldn't be mad at you they really weren't discussing you anyway
well he's mad because of that and because we spent time together
he knows jawn was with us though he can't be that fucking stupid to think we'd do anything together then
he shouldn't be an asshole to you for the silliest reasons
i just want to be in a happy relationship again
patty?
20:43
i miss you
you at home?
yes
geoff there?
he went out of town for a while he won't be home until tomorrow morning
I'll come over
okay
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The doorbell rings. AWSTEN rushes to answer it. He swings the door open, embracing his friend.
PATTY: [stumbles a little, chuckling] Hey, calm down.
AWSTEN: [nuzzles PATTY'S neck, crying] Just comfort me.... please.
Only a few minutes later does Patty comfort Awsten in more than one way.
And in Geoff's own bed.
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7:39
GEOFF walks in, noticing the extra jacket laying across the couch. He brushes it off as a new purchase Awsten may have made.
He sleepily carries himself to the kitchen where two glasses stand almost empty with a bottle of liquor shining brightly next to them. Geoff and Awsten have never purchased any alcohol for their home, and one person doesn't use two cups to drink from. He hears a door from the very end of the hallway open quietly. Geoff makes his way over to the opening of the hallway. A man stumbles out of the bathroom, hair a mess, clothes very poorly thrown on, and a expression as shocked as Geoff's crosses his face.
PATTY: Fuck.
GEOFF: What are you doing here?
PATTY: I-I'm ju-
GEOFF: [starting to cry] Get the fuck out.
PATTY: I swear we didn't do anything.
GEOFF: Get out.
PATTY: Geoff...
GEOFF pushes past PATTY. He rushes into his and Awsten's bedroom, finding his boyfriend laying with his limbs spread out across their bed, showing off his almost completely naked body.
GEOFF: Awsten!
AWSTEN: Geoff?!
GEOFF: [cries] Why is Patty here?!
AWSTEN: Because-- because I was lonely and needed a... needed company!
GEOFF: Why are you wearing just about nothing?! What's that? [bends over AWSTEN to reach for a strange packet of something.]
AWSTEN grabs it before GEOFF can.
AWSTEN: It's nothing.
GEOFF: Is that a fucking condom?
AWSTEN: It's not!
GEOFF: Then let me see it!
PATTY runs in, quickly snatching it from AWSTEN'S hand. GEOFF follows him as he runs to their kitchen. PATTY grabs a fork, then proceeds to throw the used condom packet and and fork into the microwave. He turns it on, and all three men watch as the machine explodes. It was only set for a few seconds, so no harm was really done.
PATTY: There.
GEOFF: There what?
PATTY: [slowly turns around, head hanging.] The evidence is gone. [makes eye contact with AWSTEN.] I'm sorry.
AWSTEN: [softly] I told you listen to me. [wraps his arm around his boyfriend] I think you should go.
Patty does as requested.
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Patty's story
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patty and awsten
did you tell geoff about the condom
he's gonna think I'm lying
shit
and i dont me telling him would help much either
you should've just thrown it away like i told you to
or maybe you shouldn't have pressed me about taking it out just to do weird shot with it
he's accusing me of cheating on him now thanks a lot
well i mean
patty
im sorry
yknow this isn't the first time a man has come between me and Geoff's relationship
what happened
idk if u know or remember this, but geoff had a friend named dominic.
ohhhhhh
didn't yall play a mean ass prank on him or somethin
we did
but he also got murdered
oh
by the time he was murdered we were already dating so he wasn't much of a problem anymore
do you know how he got murdered
this group of dudes kidnapped him, tortured him, then chopped up his body and sent his head to his parents
they weren't ever caught though so make sure you don't tell anyone plz
awsten fucking constantine knight
what
i dont even know hoe to reply to that
haha hoe haha me
are you not even slightly traumatized by that?
oh dear god no
i am more than traumatized
then why you tryna make jokes
ohh wait
sorry
so like
when are we leaving
oh fuck
i didn't realize how late it was
we needa be at the airport by four
awstennnnnn
that's two hours away from now we can stay up and talk or whatever we can just sleep on the plane
are you allowed to be talking to me at two in the morning
fuck geoffs rules bih
we're not being nasty it's fine
aight then call me
~three hours later~
patty and awsten
where are y'all
we're at wendys
is that by the place we're gonna be at
yeah
our tickets are for section a5
okay
I'll be there soon
love you 🖤
♥️
P
ATTY locates the Wendy's close to section A5. He looks around at the many tables scattered around the restaurant, struggling to find his friend. AWSTEN notices his friend peering, so he stands up and waves to him. PATTY smiles and quickly walks over.
PATTY: Hey Aws. [hugs him]
AWSTEN: Hi. [breaks the embrace.]
PATTY: Where's the others?
AWSTEN: [grins] Geoff went to the restroom and Jawn is going along for moral support.
PATTY: [chuckles] Cute.
AWSTEN: I swear to god, they literally act like teenage girls sometimes. [sighs]
The couple watch the other for a few seconds, their eyes lingering on places they enjoy about each other.
PATTY: [gently] So how does Geoff feel about me joining this trip?
AWSTEN: He doesn't really like it, but at least he doesn't hate you as much as he did when he found out about the condom. Oh yeah, [slaps Patty's arm softly] I told him about it and he said he understood and was sorry for getting so upset. But he's still mad at you for breaking our microwave.
PATTY: I don't know why I did that.
AWSTEN: At least nothing worse came from this.
PATTY: True.
AWSTEN looks towards the restrooms, sighing as he scratches an itch on his forehead. He turns back to PATTY.
AWSTEN: You want to go wait over there? [points to area close to where they will board their plane.]
PATTY: Sure.
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awstenknight (new content from an old era, sorry) IM BOUTA BE ON A PLANE WITH MY HOES N WE FINNA MEET MY OTHER HOE LOVE YALL
AWSTEN: Like my post.
PATTY: No.
AWSTEN: [huffs and crosses arms] You're mean.
PATTY: Oh am I?
AWSTEN: Yes. [grins]
PATTY: [bats at AWSTEN] Don't smile like that, it's scary.
JAWN: Agreed.
JAWN appears without GEOFF.
AWSTEN: Where's Geoff?
JAWN: He went to buy something.
AWSTEN: What is it?
JAWN: Don't worry about it.
The speaker calls for the men's flight. GEOFF rushes to them with a bag. He makes his way to AWSTEN'S side, pulling him close to give him a kiss on the cheek. AWSTEN gives one back, to which Patty replies with a disgusted look.
JAWN: Stop making out!
AWSTEN: Fuck you!
Three of them laugh while the other dramatically drowns himself in his emotions. He knows that the couple in front of him will not return home as just a couple.
i know this one took FOREVER to come out, but at least it's a decent length, right?
~ryan