y/n: "Hello?"
soobin: "y/n!"
y/n: "Soobin!" (laughs) "You sound really out of breath."
soobin: "I just finished a meeting."
y/n: "Did they make you run a marathon for the meeting?"
soobin: (laughs) "Something like that. So what are you up to?"
y/n: "Just doing some laundry. I'll put you on speaker, okay?"
soobin: "Okay."
y/n: "So, hey, I just realized I never asked you some things."
soobin: "Like what things?"
y/n: "I don't know. Like basic stuff. Like do you have any nicknames, how tall are you? Things like that."
soobin: "Well I can answer those two questions together: Cucumber because I'm so tall."
y/n: "Your nickname is Cucumber? How tall are you, exactly?"
soobin: "6 foot."
y/n: "Woah." (laughs) "You're way taller than me. I'm 5'2"."
soobin: (laughs harder) "Yeah, I tower over you."
y/n: "Don't rub it in!"
soobin: "Any other questions?"
y/n: "Do you like cold weather or warm weather?"
soobin: "Warm weather. But I do like snow, just not rain."
y/n: "Same. Rain is only good if I'm at home in bed."
soobin: "Bed sounds like a good place to be right now."
y/n: "...what?"
soobin: "I mean, me! Like, I want to be in bed. I'm tired."
y/n: (laughs nervously) "Right. Sorry."
soobin: "Now I have a question for you."
y/n: "Okay."
soobin: "What would you rate my English from 1-10?"
y/n: "Hm... well, this entire conversation has been in Korean. We haven't been practicing English much lately."
soobin: "Okay, let's do a rapid fire question round right now in English only."
y/n: "Are you sure?"
soobin: (in English) "I'm ready."
y/n: "Zodiac sign?"
soobin: "Sagittarius."
y/n: "Beer or no beer?"
soobin: "No beer."
y/n: "Best job you've ever had?"
soobin: "This one at Big Hit."
y/n: "...at where?"
soobin: "...at my company."
y/n: "Right. But what did you say the name of it was?"
soobin: "I didn't. I said it was a big company."
y/n: "Oh. Okay. Because I thought you said you worked at Big Hit."
soobin: (laughs) "I wish."
y/n: "...right."
soobin: "More questions?"
y/n: "Nope. I think that's it. I've got to get ready for bed."
soobin: "Okay."
y/n: "Bye."
(Call ended)
soobin: "...good night."