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Sou's POV
The plan went as just planned, Now here we are at the outside and this awkward couple dancing under the cherry blossom trees.....
"May This Awkward Couple, Be forever Blesses!" Tamaki said while spreading his arms.
"And now we will announce the Queen of the Ball!!" Hikaru said
*An arrow pointing at the banana peel Hikaru's Holding*
'Yep, something's happening' I thought as I cross my arms over my chest
"Congratiolations to princess Kanako Kasaguzaki!" Kaoru Said
*Arrows pointing at the banana peels that the twins are holding*
Kanako's eyes widen...All of the guests started squeeling and clapping
"And for her reward, a kiss on the cheek from the king......" Hikaru trailed off
"Haruhi Fujoika, will stand in for tamaki!" Kaoru continued
"Kyoya did say, that a little accident towards end of the night, might make the thrilling be even more thrilling for everyone..." The twins said while 'innocently smiling'
"It's only a kiss from the cheek right? It will It will comimerate your graduation, from host-hopping." To-Kun reassured Kanako.
'Wtf? Your hopeless To-Kun..." I mentally face palmed while stress lines are on my head
"Their's no way I can kiss her." Haruhi deadpanned.
Then Kyoya said something, whatsoever to convince her
"Well, it is only a peck on the cheek." Haruhi brightend up easily.
'Huhuhuhu...Haruhi, you have no ideaa..'I grinned
Haruhi is going down the staircase.
"Wait, so this Haru-Chan's first kiss right?" Honey said
"Oh yeahhhh, HARUHI *cough* NEVER has KISSED any BODY Beforeeee.....CONGRATS Haruhi for your FIRST KISS!!" I said in a teasing tone.
Tamaki quickly ran out for Haruhi when....He slipped, remember the banana peels?
Tamaki accidentally pushed Haruhi, making her kiss Kanako on the lips...
Haruhi and Kanako instantly backed away
"Nice one, twins." Me and the twins fist-bumped
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The Next Day
Sou's POV
The club was now in the garden...Me, Haruhi, Honey, And Mori...Are wearing kimono and the others are wearing a butler suit??
(What Sou wore)
"Welcome~" We all said in unison
I was sitting in a rag?? Wtf idk... With ugly- I mean 3 'pretty' princesses
"Wah~ Nii-San your blooming today..." One of my guest said
"But....I bloomed up all over again despite knowing, cherry blossoms are only meant to wither." I said with *cough* Fake *Cough* tears
"No, Nii-san! We assure you, you will stay fresh forever!" My guests said in unison
"But, will you stay with me, until the very end?" I asked, fuck this...I'm gonna break their heads.
"Y-yes!" They said silmultaneously
Third Person POV
"I think we should change Sou's Type..." The twins deadpanned
"Ne? I am dissapointing?" Suddenly Sou came from behind the twins and blew on their ears
"EEEK!" The twins became red
"Nii-San is opening up to you guys, I'm impressed." Haruhi said
"He is?" The twins looked in shocked, Sou just shrugged and went away.
"Mhm! Whem he gets close to you, he will be like teasing you and do unpredictable things!" Haruhi pointed out her index finger.
"Hm...Unpredictable, huh..." The twins mumbled
Sou's POV
I was watching Tamaki bragging about Haruhi not spending much time with him...Oh did I mention? I leaning on a tree....
And The FUCK!? They left their customers their in the air?!
"Sou, did you enjoy this one?" Kyoya suddenly ask me while writting in his Death Note
"What 'one'?"
"The theme." He said still not looking up.
Well it surprised me, because who would fucking ask that on a host? Dude wake up I'm not a guest.
"Oh by the way, why can't I find your description?" Finally he looks at me
"I placed a fire wall, plus I don't want the Dark Lord knowing my past, and what I know...." I said with eyes closed....
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"Tama-chan seems to be enjoying himself, huh?" Said Honey, that was apparently being hugged by me.
"He looks rather miserable to me." Hikaru deadpanned
Tamaki suddenly snapped out of his thoughts, "Don't be so cynical, Everything is going according to plan." Tamaki said with roses on the background?
"I could see how this would turn out from the start, without being jealous by the likes of you" He added
"Indeed! This anime has always been a school love comedy!" Tamaki dramaticly said...I putted down Honey, and putted my hands in my pocket
"Haruhi and I are clearly necessary components of love comedy." He said cupping his chin
"Then what are we?" Me and the twins deadpanned
"Why the neccesary homosexual supporting cast, ofcourse." He pointed at us.
"Yeah right, I'm bisexual." I said making everyone shocked, well Tamaki ignored me.
"So make sure you don't come past this line." He lined out a line on the FLOOR?? WTF, HOW CAN HE RIGHT ON THE TILES?!
"I'm kind of kind of disgusted by this." The twins said in unison.
"You don't-" Kaoru trailed off
"-Understand it boss-" Said Hikaru
"-If it gets out Haru-Chan is a girl, she won't be able to stay in the host club anymore." Honey finished
"But if Haru-Chan wears girls' clothes, she'd look cuter even now." Stated Honey
"She did dress like a regular girl when she was in middle school, so she must be popular with the boys right?" Hikaru pointed out. "Yeah/Totally." Kaoru and I agreed.
"According to my investigative research, someone would declare their love to her once a month." Kyoya said reading his Death Note
"Oh~ then boss wouldn't be able to get close to her, huh?" Kaoru teased
"Well, we'll be able to because we are in the same class as her." Hikaru said
Tamaki's eyebrow twitched. "No..."
"Sorry I'm late." Haruhi said while peeking at the door
Yeah, I'm outa here...I went to the kitchen (WHO HAS A FUCKING KITCHEN ON A MUSIC ROOM!?) and some earl grey tea and mixed it with warm water....I head out the kitchen and sitted down the closest seat to the Hosts
While I was drinking tea, someone tapped my shoulder...I turned around and saw Kyoya
"So, unfortunately according to the plan that, Baka Tamaki made...Someone has to distract the people that are in their....So you will be the distraction..." Kyoya stated.
"Yeah....You do know I would change to my second personality right?" I rose my eyebrow
"That wouldn't be a problem...Because according to my observation, you will only last a couple minutes and you will fall asleep." Kyoya pushed his glasses up, I just shrugged.
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The Next Day
Author's POV
They are now heading to school infirmary #1
"So, is this a formation A thing?" Haruhi asked "Just what do they do during physical exams at Ouran?" She added
Did I tell you? Sou is being sorrounded ny 6 girls right now...
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"Nii-san, I'm so excited...I wanna see your body!" a girl said
Sou suddenly flinched."N-no, t-that is embarassing!" Sou unconciously blushed very red...
"KYAAAA!!!!" The girls squeeled
Hikaru, Kaoru and Haruhi sweatdropped
Haruhi was the first one to open the door and she suddenly flinched, at the nurses and doctors standing inline greeting them..
"Haruhi, Help! This girls are crazy, they kept blushing to everything i say!" Sou said after he went to his chibi-form and clinged on to Haruhi.
"KYAAA!!! SO CUTE!!!"
"NII-SAN IS A KOALA-BEAR!!"
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"Hitachiin twins, if you'll step this way to have your height measured..." A nurse bowed at the twins "Haiii!!" The twins replied
"Fujioka-sama, I will be accompanying you." a nurse said.
"Ha..." Haruhi said while Sou is stilll clinging to Haruhi like a koala
"Come this way" The nurse replied
Sou's POV
(Still in Chibi-Form)
"Haru-Chan....Why are Honey-Senpai and Mori-Senpai....Are dressed as doctors?" I tilted my head in confusion, they just did a hush sign on us? Wtf?
"Could you be more obvious?" Haruhi sweatdropped
"Thos two are here to deal with things in case something happens." Kyoya smirked then looked at me. 'cute' kyoya thought and blushed
"What's the point of their disguise?" Haruhi was now holding on to me
"To create mood. It makes it seem more mission-like and builds things up, doesn't it?" Kyoya stated
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"Mr. Sou Fujioka, this way please, we'll measure your chest." A nurse said while tugging Chibi ME away from Haruhi
"HARU-CHAN!!" I anime cried
"Now...Please change." The nurse said..
"I-In open?!" I turned back to my normal form and saw many guys and girls waiting for me
"Yes."
I started to take of my clothes one bye one...I went out in the open and blushed madly.
"P-Please don't look, I-It's embarassing..." I shivered while hugging myself and my eyes started to water, which the others find cute
"KYAAAA!!""
"SO CUTE!!"
"I WANNA EAT YOU!"
"BE MY MAID!"
The guys and girls started saying random words, when...2nd personality (Activated)
"Hey~" I said in a husky seductive voice.
"OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH!!" Some had a nose bleed and some fainted
I looked at the hosts and they were staring at me while blushing, I groaned and signed them. 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? THE PLAN, HELLO?!' Face
They finally snapped their heads for goodness sake.
3rd POV
Mori and Honey pushed Haruhi inside a curtain...When Haruhi was hugges by someone
"I've been waiting for you princess..." Tamaki said
Haruhi flinched and pouted. "That look of surprise is so cute" He said
The nurse called 'Haruhi' and 'Haruhi' went outside....Well, TAMAKI went outside dressed as Haruhi
Tamaki opened the curtain, "I am Haruhi Fujioka"
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The students bursted to laughing, while Haruhi was on the ground ded.
"HE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH IT!" One of the twins said.
"THEY SAW THROUGH IT! I TOLD YOU THEY'D SEE THROUGH IT!!" The other one continued, both of them were laughing their butts off while they're holding their stomachs
Tamaki strangled the other one's neck
"You guys! You guys said there was no way they'd see through it!" Tamaki exclaimed
"Just a little payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast!" Hikaru stated
Tamaki peeked at the curtain where Haruhi was anddddd she just glared at him...
Someone tapped Kyoya's shoulder, he turned around and it was Sou
"I do hope, you have a plan for this, Dark Lord..." Sou said while tapping his foot...And do I remind you? He is still shirtless
Kyoya blushed madly, He took of his coat leaving his white polo behind, and covered Sou with his coat...
"Y-yes I-I do, the nurses and doctors that are here today...Are from my Family's hospital." Kyoya said while the other hosts heard, except Haruhi
Kyoya and the other hosts except Tamaki, went to Haruhi and told her that their was a special 'boys' clinic' in a seperate room
Sou's POV
"God sake, wow thanks guys...For making me the bait." I pouted
"Blame Tamaki." The twins said.
"Hmp, I guess I'm satisfied...Now that Tamaki got his KARMA from calling us Homosexual supporting cast." I smirked looking at Tamaki who's turning into dust
"IT'S THE TRUTH!" The voice caught all of our attention
"One of the doctors grabbed my shoulder, and tried to pull something funny on me! I was so terrified!" A girl said while sobbing.
"I knew it." Kyoya said. "That man I saw earlier. He was wearing a white coat, but he was clearly was not one of our hospital's doctors...So I thought it was a little strange..." He added
"Then you should have said something sooner!" The twins said in unison.
"Well, the security guards will catch him soon enough." Kyoya pointed out
"So then, did you see which way this pervert doctor went?" One of the doctors asked the door
"Yes, he went towards the special boys' clinic..." The girl replied
We all frozed. "HARUHI!"
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"TEDDY-BEAR KICK!" Tamaki kicked the fake doctor at the face and did a back flip..
I went towards the guys as fast as lightning while my banngs are covering my eyes...I grabbed his collar and pinned him up the wall...
"And what the actual fuck your doing to my SISTER!?" My eyes glew
"HARASS ANY OTHER GIRLS, BUT DON'T YOU DARE HARASS MY SISTER!!! Say goodbye to day light" I was about to punch him when Haruhi called me
"NII-SAN STOP!" I flinched so I accidentally punched the wall and it made a crack... My fist started to bleed because of the impact...I winced at the pain but didn't mind it...
"PLEASE, ATLEAST SPARE MY LIFE.!" The guy pleaded, I let him go and stepped back
"You better fucking explain before this get bloody." I said while holding my wrists...
'He is scary when it involves Haruhi.' The hosts thought
Then this stupid doctor named Dr. Yabu started explaining while I was sitting on a chair listening with my legs crossed
Then it turned out he was actually trying to find his daughter but got the wrong school...Tamaki went to serious mode and ordered Kyoya to help him find Dr. Yabu's daughter...
"Yeah whatever, but your still a fucking pervert..." I sighed....He waved goodbye and thanked us.
"Excuse me everyone, but could you leave?" Haruhi asked, we all flinched.
"H-Huh? I-Itomō-Chan, pleass don't be angry I only protected you..." I panicked
She just chuckled and she just said that she wanted to finish his physical exam...I sighed, arigato...Haruhi is not angry at me...
We all walked out...And let Haruhi continue her thing.
Someone held my wrist and I turned aroun to see honey in a worried face and the others.
"Hm?" I tilted my head in confusion
"Sou-chan, let's heal your fist first...It's bleeding.." Honey said, and I remembered that I punched the wall earlier.
"I'll just heal it at home." I said but Honey dragged me to a chair and made me sit.
"My son, we have to heal it now! What if virus get in and it get worse and you'll die!?" Tamaki said dramaticly panicking
"Dad, I'm not gonna die...Your over rea-" I winced in pain I didn't notice that Honey was disinfecting the wound.
"Huh?"
"Well, Honey-senpai has been training how to heal wounds" Kyoya stated
"Since when?" I asked
"Since, Tama-chan almost hit his self with a basketball.." Honey replied
"Oh my, Dad doesn't even know how to play basketball? Such a dissapointment, let me remind you Haruhi is even better than you." I smirked
Tamaki started panicking....
This guys, changed my life...I hope to be with them forever.....
Author's POV
The hosts were chattering when they noticed something gleaming they turned aroun and saw Sou smiling....
It was different from his any other smiles ..
This one was full of emotions mixed together.
Anger
Sadness
Happiness
And Many More!
The smile was so warm and bright....They felt like they want to protect the smile forever....
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To Be Continued
HOPE YA LIKED IT!!
Even tho kind of clichè? Lol