Hercules jolts awake early in the morning, something was off.
He looks around the room and his eyes land on a little beside table where his beanie usually sat.
It. Was. Gone.
His fucking beanie was gone.
Hercules instantly climbs down from his bed and shakes John awake.
"John! John!"
The freckled boy groans and opens his eyes. Pushing Hercules away.
"What..?"
"My beanie is gone!"
"Oh shit. Um, don't you have more?"
"No! Well yeah but it's the first thing I've ever sewed!"
John blinks and sighs.
"Didn't realise it was that important. But no, I haven't seen it if you where going to ask. Maybe ask Alex?"
And that's what he did.
He ran over to Alex's bed and started shaking him frantically.
"Alex! Alex get up!"
The short Caribbean groans and opens his eyes, pushing Hercules away.
"W-What the heck do you want?"
"Have. You. Seen. My. Beanie?!"
"Um, noooo? Maybe.. James and Thomas took it!"
Alex gives Hercules a tired and nervous smile.
The now James look alike squints at him before nodding.
"Yeah! That makes sense! But if you guys are lying to me I will bring you hell for the remainder of our time here."
Hercules says eerily before walking out of the cabin like nothing happened.
John and Alex share a look and shake their heads. Laying back down.
•
"JAMES FUCKING MADISON!" Hercules burst through the cabin's door. By burst in I mean he really just slammed the door open.
"Thats my name. D-Don't wear it ou-out."
James does a finger gun at Herc while Thomas shrieks and falls out of his bed.
"Herc what the fuck!"
He hisses, sitting up and glaring the him.
"I should be asking you two that! And maybe Burr. Where's my beanie?"
"Oh my god it is gone. You look naked without it."
"Why would you say that? Now I'm uncomfortable."
Hercules shivers but regains his posture.
"So do you guys have it or not?"
"No."
"Nope!"
"Fuck."
The former beanie wearing boy groans, pacing around the room.
"Who could have taken it if not you guys and the squad?"
"A-Are you sure the squad i-isn't lying?"
James looks up from his book, raising an eyebrow.
Hercules gasps, putting a hand over his heart.
"They fucking lied to me! I'm going to kill them!"
He storms out of the Jeffmads cabin.
Thomas looks over at James who looks back at him.
"So why is his beanie so important?"
"It was the first thing he sewed. That's why it's so big."
"Ooooh! That makes sense! I was very close to making a thats what she said joke."
"Why am I even d-dating you."
James pinches the bridge of his nose, causing Thomas to laugh.
"Because you loooovveee me!"
He cups his hands into a heart.
"Heh. T-True."