A/N: I FEEL OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE THIS STORY BECAUSE OF ALL THE DAMN NOTICE THIS GOT. HOW THE LIVING HELL DID THIS STORY GET 1K READS?!
So. As always, be prepared because i haven't updated in like forever.
And also, multiple references and a bit of a spoiler for my other book, Lome Star, a fallout x rwby story.
Your POV
Another day, another Crack Den raid, right? What, we destroyed a big Crack Den, and are currently transporting the drugs to a local police statio-
Author: Hold the fuck up, this isn't how it's supposed to go.
Thatcher: oi, try disabling an electronic filled room when suddenly a Korean nerd with electronic shit says "we don't need your emps, we have technology".
Author: good point, but this is different
Thatcher: oh, well good luck to ya.
Author: goddammit. Now i have to rewind this shit. *Claps Twice*
The scene quickly changes to Y/N buttfucking Velvet.
Author: FUCK! NOT THIS SHIT! I WAS SAVING THIS MOMENT FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER! *claps three times*
The scene changes to Y/n, Vigil, Sledge & Moz lounging around in the cafeteria in full kit.
Author: Finally, something actually works in my favor
Team CRDL went with their usual scene with picking on Velvet, but before they knew it, Y/N beat their ass again for the 69th time of the week
Author/Handsome Jack: 'Kay no, too mushy. *strangles a psycho*
The Courier finds an unconcious half naked Summer Rose at the back of Junior' s Bar. The Courier Carries Summer's body to his hideout and waits until she awakes, 3 hours later Summer awakes
Author/Handsome Jack: shit WRONG STORY *Castrates Adam*
Y/N Star Platinum'd a junkie who was trying to snatch Velvet. They both went home and made sweet sensual love
Author Jack: This is the shit I have to deal with most of the time
The scene flashes these moments in the order that follows: Vigil punching out Sledge, Mozzie running over some poor guy's nuts with his motor bike, Y/N pulling a Salvador and gunzerks an entire White Fang base with nothing but a M1 Garand.
Author Jack: Several Pings were rung that day. Anyway, TO THE STORY! *kicks Blake's literal ass*.............wait what? Where's the story?
Literally Me: because I've run out of ideas.
Author Jack: WAIT WHAT?! HOW THE HELL DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME And-wow, I am that fuckin handsome
Me: I know I am. It's my birthday. Anyways, All I wanna say is....
AJ: is what?
Me: ah fuck it. All I wanted to say was Y/N is dead.
AJ: Ok that's cool-WAIT HOW THE FUCK?!
Me: listen. I can explain. It all happened when-
Third POV
The scene flashes to Y/n, Sledge, Vigil, Mozzie, and Buck all bored out of their minds and sitting around in their dorm room, Moz had an idea that made them think 'Where does Mozzie come up with this shit? That's perfect for a time like this' but what he said was
Mozzie: You guys wanna go to the pub? Knock some teeth out and feckin blow their ass stained socks off?
Vigil: I don't like alcohol. But fuck it. Anything beats waiting around for a mission or something.
Sledge: I can show you guys how it's done on the dance floor.
Buck: I'll sneak in and replace their chips with Poutine
Y/n: and I can show you how to fill up your bladder with alcoholic shit.
Mozzie: ye wanna bet mate? Bet I can down more of those weak ass booze shits they toss at ya at Junior's.
Y/n: it's a battle you Australian bastard.
Mozzie: and it'll be a Bloody ripper of a feckin tussle, ya piece of Velvet lovin' shit
Y/n: Fuck you too cunt.
Vigil: still doesn't excuse you for the fact you take booty pics of her when you pass by her in the halls
Y/n: that was one time and it wasn't focused!
Vigil: *mutters* more like one-hundredth time.
Y/n: what was that?
After Y/n said that, Sledge threw Y/n at his closet, German suplexed Vigil into his closet, dragged Moz into his closet and threw Buck's Frost charm at his closet and Buck chased after it.
Buck: Lil' Frost!
Sledge: could you guys shut the fook up already, I'm already fookin dressed up and all you bozos are still yammerin about like the Queen's fookin pet Claptrap Unit
Sledge was packing heat.......down there, he was wearing a Borderlands shirt covered up by a jacket with its sleeves rolled up, and cargo pants. He didn't take off his mask, but he did wear a baseball cap that said 'Fook the highway, you can't kill wall smashing man', last detail, he's wearing a leather glove on his left arm, and left his right arm naked.
Y/n: *pushed debris off of him* alright, seems fair. Don't look in here. My door is busted because of a certain swamp monster. *goes to change clothes*
Vigil, Mozzie and Buck did the same thing Y/n did, but didn't have a broken down door to worry about. When they were all done dressing up, they looked like the most bizarre type of people anyone has ever seen.
Vigil wasn't as much of a Weeb as Echo was, but he had one person in mind that he wanted to dress up as, so he dressed up as one of those WWII Nazi Generals, except its styled off of Lance from Epic Battle Fantasy
Mozzie dressed up as a bank robber, a black two piece suit, with the left sleeve rolled up and the collar bloody, a black tie that was cut short, dress pants and black shoes, he also wore gloves like Sledge, but his gloves are Blue Latex Gloves. And he kept his helmet and shades on. basically Jimmy with The Tids Mask
Buck was a simple man, sort of, so he wore a Poutine Supreme shirt, some cargo shorts, Yeezy 350 Pirate Blacks, and a poutine beanie.
Y/n just pulled a Jojo and dressed up as Jotaro Kujo, topping off the look with golden brass knuckles, he also replaced the shoes with black boots and wore a jacket that had Ahegao faces all over it. If Echo was number 1 weeb, then Y/n is number 1 Otaku. Weeb and Otaku are different, shut up.
And then they went, walking all badass-like with super cool slow motion, in reality, they're just walking slowly like a bunch of idiots, most of the students gave them confused stares, Velvet blushed when she saw her face on Y/n's Ahegao jacket but blushed even harder when she saw her face three times on the same jacket, and Glynda reported Y/n's jacket to Ozpin, but was surprised to see him wearing the same jacket as Y/n but with different faces, most of those faces being Highschool DXD, and most those faces are Akeno and Koneko, because fuck Rias (fite me nibba), CRDL 'Accidentally' ripped off one of the faces on Y/n's Jacket, but Mozzie charged at them like a Psycho on Psycho Jet and sewed back the face onto Y/n's Jacket, and most of the girls at Beacon blushed when they saw Sledge's enormous bulge. *Cue "Look At My Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook*
Finally they reached the bullhead, the trip was short, only flying for a few minutes, and headed to Junior's, things for worse from there.
First a Perverted Rich Kid was with his dad and saw Y/n's Jacket, Said rich kid said to his dad he wanted his jacket, the dad ripped off his suit and leaped at Y/n, intent at getting his jacket, but got sent back with a few broken teeth and a black eye because of Wall Smashing Man, Sledge.
Next, a young couple, 18 and 19 years old, asked if Vigil was German, Vigil replied with a no, then all of a sudden the couple points a gun at Vigil, they question why the gun was out then the couple said 'that lying facist scum should pay for his crimes' but were knocked out and taken into a dumpster thanks to Sledge and Y/N.
And then, a group of thots approached Sledge and asked him about his bulge and if he was hard, in a seductive way of course, Sledge replied with a 'it's my flaccid cock', the thots were getting hornier by the minute and with their thot powers, they dragged poor Seamus into a back alley and began to ride him like they were gonna die if they stopped fucking him, and he was still soft, Mozzie recorded the whole thing, Vigil looked out for anyone passing by, and Y/n just...watched.
A/n: I felt my brain backing up as I typed 'hornier' man.
And after Sledge got fucked by the thots, and Mozzie uploaded the damn video to Pornhub, or Dusthub, Mozzie got mistaken for a crew member of some gang, Paynight gang or something?
Anyways, he got snatched by the Paymorning gang, and a few minutes later, he was walking back with 4 full duffel bags filled to the brim with lien, and an Atlas Helmet. They asked why he has the helmet, but all Moz replied with was 'oh some cops jumped me and my 'crew', so i took initiative and knocked all their bloody teeth out, nothing too lethal' and by 'nothing too lethal', he means something that involves some nuts, his boot and noises.
And finally Buck got himself into some trouble before the gang reached Junior's, a group of scientists and soldiers (like, 3 of them) questioned Buck and asked if he knew about something called 'The Oppai God'.
Buck didn't really know what to say, so he said "oh yeah that cuck, used to be friends with him but now he's kinda TOO obsessed with 'Oppai', eh?", the soldiers began to drag Buck away, but didn't get so far because of Sledge Thunkin and Dunkin their heads, Y/n and Vigil knocked out the scientists and tossed their bodies into a dumpster, and Mozzie lured the last scientist into the dumpster, and then knocked him out.
Moz: see that gents? That, is how you get your cunts dead bodies bent.
Vigil: English please
Moz: that's how you unknowingly kill a man.
Y/n: because of the dumpster truck.....yeah..should've thought of that for the German hating couple back there...OoF
After that's all said and done, They headed into Junior's, it was already evening and the queue line was long, so they had to wait. It was already 8 when they reached the front. The bouncer eyed them and let Vigil and Mozzie in, the rest he shoved off, but couldn't shove Sledge and Buck because...you know why.
Bouncer: sorry kid, can't let you in.
Y/n: why the fuck not?
Bouncer: you're too young for a place like this, go find Kiddie Land if you want some fun
Y/n: alright sure
Y/n knocks out the bouncer with a hidden shield bash
Y/n: eat it, shit for brains
The other three went inside. And they found everything they wanted, well not EVERYTHING they wanted, but its a start.
Sledge's theme played, which is Ricardo Milos' music, so he took off his jacket, gave it to Buck and started dominating the dance floor
Buck found a way into the bar's supply, so he gave Sledge's jacket to Vigil and surprisingly, sneak inside the nacho storage and replace everything with Poutine and the dip being Maple Syrup
Mozzie already ripped off his tie and his outer layer of suit as he already found what he's looking for, Drinking contest. He dragged Y/n and signed both of them up for a 1v1 duel. The dealer was surprised that a 35 year old, that looked 19, was challenging an 18 year old that looked 16, but the dealer said 'fuck it' and let them duel it out.
Vigil was left at the entrance but was immediately hit on by a TON of thots who wanted to see who's behind the mask, amidst the smell of dicks and alcohol, he saw Yang in the distance, sitting all by herself, so he engaged his cloak and went towards her, on the way, he saw an old but charming guy looking 69 years old hitting on her, Yang declined and the old man grabbed her wrist and disables her semblance and binds her other limbs in place thanks to his semblance, Vigil rushes the old man and before D.O.M realized it, his head was already dented by Vigil's Slap Chop.
Yang: *phew* thanks there Korean Batman
Vigil: please don't call me that.
Yang snorted at Vigil's usual behavior, normally she would do it to Weiss only, but the back of her head tells her 'its Weiss but in guy version'
Yang: anyways, what're you doing here?
Vigil: got bored. So me and the bros went here, see?
Vigil pointed towards each of his friends, except Buck because he was behind the bar.
Sledge had his shirt almost ripped off, showing his 8 pack while the DJ focused the spotlight on him as he Ricardo Milos'd his way to the hearts of thots and cheats, Mozzie and Y/n were still drinking until a rich drunkard spilled his drink on Moz and Y/n, of course this gets both of them pissed, since they're pissed drunk, and took the drunkard out of the bar, several screams and insults were heard for a few moments, until both of them went back to the table and started their drunken duel once more.
Yang: yikes, I guess you're the, what, 'responsible' one out of the five of you?
Vigil: well I guess you could say that, I mean, who cleans up after Y/n 'softly' beats down on Cardin's ass?
Yang shortly laughs at the many times Y/n made 'Mistakes' to make Cardin think he was gaining the upper hand, but his overconfidence always lands him a bash to the face, two shots from Y/n's pistol, and a flashbang to the face, in that order, and Vigil entering the arena to clean up all the blood, the flashbang and shell casings
Yang: so....you're the one who cares about everyone huh?
Vigil: I don't always show it, but when I do, I usually go a bit overboard
Vigil thinks back to his times when he showed care, when Dokkaebi had trouble with her tablet (good Fucking lord) and Vigil helped her out with it, earning him a smile to his face, and no other way to counter Dokkaebi anymore, or that time when a certain recruit had problems drawing out his weapons and clumsily cooks his flashes, normally this could be an advantage to him as he can exploit his weaknesses and pop out of nowhere, seeing him clumsily readying his pistol, when he already got shocked, because of Vigil putting a few 9mms into his chestplate, but something tells him to help the clumsy recruit drawing his equipment, so he did, and that's how Y/n got so good as a recruit, he got additional equipment and allowed to dual wield if he has to, making him into a Unique Operator in Disguise.
But all those thoughts quickly snap him back into reality as Buck was kicked out of the staff room door and into him, covered in burn marks and cut marks
Buck: you might wanna get Sledge, Moz and Y/n because I ticked off the bar owner and his daughters I guess
Vigil looks up to see a pissed off Junior and the Malachite twins looking at Buck with the intent to kill him, Vigil motions Buck to get behind him and see if he can reason with them
Vigil: OK, what is this all about?
Junior: Your friend over there ate all the chips and replaced them with something that I don't even want to know!
Buck: *from behind vigil* hey! You're insulting my nationality-
But gets pushed back by Vigil already preparing to reason with him
Vigil: look, whatever he put in there is probably good, have you tried it out already?
Junior: Yeah, it tastes good.
Vigil: really?
Junior: yeah, tastes good, good as my sock! Your friend is dead for replacing all the chips and dip!
As Junior and the twins ready their weapons, Moz and Y/n, still drunk, ready theirs, Sledge, still shirtless, readies his hammer of justice, and Vigil readies his double barrel, and Buck uses his CAMRS as a makeshift club
Vigil: yeah? Well talk to the bearded man with the beanie if you want to complain about his food
The screen pans over to Buck, who looks visibly pissed
Buck: Oh You Really Want Some Of This, Eh?! Tryin' Ta Tussle With The Muscles, Eh Putain de bâtard?!
Sledge calms him down
Sledge: Oy take it easy there chum, I knoe that Asian lookin bloke insulted yer Poutin', but ye gotta knoe, Frost would like ye ta kick sum arse while ye still kickin
Buck:....you're right you giant, let's knock these girls and dude out
Both parties charged at each other, excluding Yang as she sips from her Sunrise watching the fight.
It goes like this, Melanie takes on Y/n and Buck, Miltia takes on Mozzie and Sledge, and Vigil and Junior have a second to talk
Junior: so you're the leader of this group?
Vigil: not officially, but i'm the most responsible out of all of them
Junior scoffs
Junior: funny, last time I checked Beacon had responsible students were none because of fucking Blondie over there
He points to Yang, who flips him off when he pointed at her
Junior: look, you can call your guys and get your asses out of here, or get one of your guys dead, your choice
Vigil: hmm......can I take the more dangerous option?
right as he said it, Junior already swung his giant ass beer bottle weapon at Vigil, who returns it with a right hook followed by a face full of CZ 75 lead, He recovers and pulls out the rocket launcher part of the bottle and blasts both of them to kingdom come, his aura at an orangish yellow and Vigil's health at 42
To Mozzie and Sledge with their respective weapons out holding out on their own against Miltia, Moz got his left arm torn slightly and Sledge had a few slices here and there
Sledge: damn, if this weren't a fair fight I would pull out me shotty an' blast you away
Buck: but we forgot our guns
Sledge: what about you with your 'using my gun as a bat' ass?
Buck: ey, fuck you buddy, I forgot to load it
Sledge: sure, sure, next time try inspectin ye babe before ye head out wanker
Miltia: are you two done? I want to end this fight already.
Sledge: not yet, we still have to do THIS!
Sledge threw his hammer in the same way Y/n threw his shield at Weiss, grabbed Buck's Skeleton Key, Loaded 1 Shell, came up close to Miltia and she'd drop to red aura
Or that last part would've happened if it wasn't for the shotgun attachment jamming
Sledge:.........fuckin technology
Sledge then got his pants ripped off my Miltia, who was eyeing it in interest
Miltia: you know, I could let you and him go......if you let me take a look at that 'weapon' you have there...
Sledge: I got fucked in an alleyway and I'm not in the mood. Besides, I was saving my load for someone special.
Miltia: wanna make a bet that I can change your mind?
Sledge: try me.
As soon as Seamus said that, Miltia was knocked out and behind her was Buck with the magazine of his Skeleton Key
Buck: You Know, you can be a really good distraction if we're fighting women
Sledge: I already know I got a big dick, so you can stop worrying about wether or not I know about it.
Buck: ok, well wanna help Moz and, Y/n?
Sledge: yeh, lets help them
Over at Y/n and Mozzie, its the exact opposite of Buck and Sledge's situation, both of them are perfectly fine, with a few scratches here and there, and Melanie is the most injured out of the 3 of them, sporting some cuts on her left arm, shield bruises on her body and normal bruises on her legs.
Currently she's kneeling down in defeat.
Melanie: well this.....Is.....an.....unsuprising battle...
Y/n: I'm straight forward to begin with, so that isn't saying much
Melanie: what....ever.....
Mozzie: Ye got pretty cocky there girlie, but I bet that ya isn't as good as you think ya are, just like that Weiss chick
Y/n: Well, not as good as Vel-FUCK!
Y/n gets cut short by a bullet going through his right lung, he forgot that he threw his pistol at Melanie and forgot to retrieve it, Mozzie dodged the shots that was thrown at him, and knocked her out, he then rushed over to Y/n as he was slowly bleeding, something that he thought he would never die to, he usually thought quick deaths were awaiting him when the time was right, but no, karma's a bitch and led him to bleed out slowly
Eventually Sledge, Vigil and Buck reached them and when they got there, oh boy did the reactions spark something
Sledge tore off his shirt and volunteered to carry Y/n all the way back to Beacon, Buck was too busy beating on Junior's unconciuos body and didn't realize he broke some balls, and Vigil threw down a stack of cash on the bar counter, readied a Slap Chop on Melanie, and did what no man thought the Korean Batman would never do.......
He Boi'd her. He raised and straightened his hand, swiftly brought it down, and said the line
Vigil: BOI!
after wasting a few minutes and realizing Y/n was dying, they had to hightail it back to Beacon fast
It was already night in Vale. Y/n's Ahegao jacket began to be colored red while being transported to Beacon by the Ops. Atlesian Knights were there scanning the area because Ironwood caught wind of the disappearance of the last troop that got sent there, and the AKs found them, they immediately fired at them while the Ops covered Y/n and Sledge as Vigil shot them down with Y/n's 5.7, thank God he had AP rounds, and made it to the bullheads
At this point Y/n was barely conscious and the Ahegao jacket was covered in red while they were riding as fast as they can back to Beacon, Sledge tried his damndest at keeping his blood inside, but still leaking out, Vigil kept hitting Y/n with the Slap Chops as an attempt to keep him conscious and Mozzie was driving the Bullhead back, the driver got knocked out because of Moz saying, "you're taking too feckin long ya cunt".
Atlast they made it. Y/n was barely holding on and Sledge was still pantsless, but right in front of the entrance Y/n began to run cold. His comrades were trying to keep him alive but it didn't do the job. If only Doc was here to shoot his ass with a Stim....
And finally, the Medical Ward. Home of Team CRDL because of Y/n, currently nobody's inside because it's 12 AM and no one thought 'there could be nighttime injuries' buncha fucking lazy asses. Y/n didn't feel anything but he knew he was calling for help, weakly, Sledge got torn as his 'little brother' was almost dead as he busts down the Ward's doors, Mozzie and Vigil dragged him inside and Mozzie started to get anything to keep him alive, Cocaine, Heroin, LSD, Speed, and some pills......of unknown origin
The students near the Medical Ward were awaken by the sounds of Sledge busting down that damn door and went to check it out, what they saw when they got there were...uhh.....kind of mortifying
Mozzie was giving Y/n drugs to keep him alive but unfortunately Y/n couldn't snort, take, or get injected with the drugs because of his slipping grip on life, so they confessed all they thought about him, because they knew they were too late to save their friend, they might as well give out their thoughts on him
Vigil was up first because he was the most stable out of all of them at the moment
Vigil: I don't know why you couldn't handle bleeding to death, I always thought of you as a hard bleeder, a guy who didn't back down even if he was wounded, but I guess we all have our fall huh? I always knew you had talent to be one of the Unique ones, just like me, Sledge, Mozzie And Buck, but you were too unoriginal, I mean, 'Mule'? Really? But still, thanks for lightening up everyone's mood you fucker
Next was Buck, who looked like he has some words to say
Buck: you were a man who knew his tastes well, from my native foods, to what I know all around America, and Hereford's Cafe food, and I always knew you had a thing for rabbits. Hope you can eat pizza and take care of rabbits up there man, you were the best guy when it comes to food
Mozzie stumbled to Y/n as He weakly hears everyone's words
Mozzie: i was new to the scene and i gotta say, you sure know how to feckin make anyone have a good time, wether its Vigil, (V: hey!) Thatcher, or Cav. Yer a feckin legend in our hearts mate, don't forget that.
Slesge was the last one up to boot to pour his heart out, no homo. Before he could however, he broke down and bro hugged Y/n, and got out what he wanted to say
Sledge: if i had a little brother and best man at me fookin weddin', it'd be you. I thought you were like the other recruits, overconfident and snarky, but damn did you impress me in that one simulation where you shot the entire goddamn floor just so you can get Echo. Good times I tell ya, anyways, on me own bloody life, if you don't get yourself a rabbit named 'Daisy', imma get Velvet instead, ya hear me cunt?
Y/n weakly nods
Sledge: ye better fookin hope I bring that faunus to ye's cuz I sure ain't lettin' Moz come close to her
Mozzie: Oi! Feck you mean cunt?!
Sledge: Ya too fookin scary for the poor lass!
Mozzie: Not My Feckin Fault That I Look Like A Coked Up Feckin Psycho!
Sledge: Well That's Your Fookin Problem Then!
Mozzie: O-Feckin-Kay!
Buck: Why Are We Yelling At Each Other For?!
Sledge: Oh Nothing!
Mozzie: Yeh! Ignore The Fact That The Great Scottish Ogre Over There Got Raped By Thots!
Sledge: Oh Fook You Too Moz!
Mozzie: At Least My Virgin Card Got Taken By A Girl I Enjoy Having Around!
Sledge: Well That's What You Get For Being Loyal!
After a few minutes of arguing, Y/n finally said his last words,
Y/n: you guys.....are the.......best family......i could......ever........ask...............for....
And died. The Operators and the crowd of students gave a moment of silence for Y/n, even CFVY were there, Velvet was crying her eyes out, Coco held Velvet while she cried, Fox silently mourned, and Yatsuhashi, although not knowing Y/n that much, mourned aswell.
The next day the academy held Y/n's funeral, with a picture of Y/n in full kit next to his coffin, Team CRDL got their ass whooped by not the Ops, but Velvet, all I can say is she got extra determined to be like Y/n, so she trained. Really really hard may I add, The Ops and CFY watched her as she trained, CFY was proud, and The Ops helped her with her training. Ozpin honored Y/n by wearing both his Ahegao jacket, and Y/n's Ahegao jacket, sure it was hot as fuck but it didn't matter, he wanted to honor one of his favorite students to monitor. Team RWBY and JNPR were there, and they had (mostly) the same reactions as CFVY, Ruby was wearing Y/n's Jotaro Cap, Nora planted a "Y/n, Destroyer of Legs" sign next to where his coffin was supposed to be buried, Jaune payed homage to Y/n by actually using a gun/shield combo, Yang put goggles Y/n would usually wear onto her battle attire, Ren splashed Chocolate Milk all over Y/n's coffin, and everyone else mourned.
They lowered his coffin into the hole they were gonna put him into, next to Nora's sign, and covered the hole up. Ozpin walked up to Glynda and said something she would never think he would say
Ozpin: now I understand why Hentai is the best kind of anime.
She lightly punched his shoulder as he laughed, and thus, the end of Y/n's story...
Me: so now you know.
AJ: huh, now who am I gonna make fun of while writing this story?
Me: I dunno, ask the readers which operator they wanna send to Beacon next.
Aj: good idea me
Me: I'm literally you, so that means I write what you write.
Aj: woah man, that's like some weird inception shit going on
Me: alright cool, anyways gotta sleep off this nightmare. This took way longer than expected.
4984 Words. Try to enjoy this shit fanfiction that i had no intention of making it probably known.