Nicknames:
Fling Pussy Pussy:
detestable minion- Ramuda
bl list- Gentarou
greasy rat- Dice
gacha addict- Ichiro
bb gun- Jiro
mickey mcbitchy- Saburo
gun kink- Jyuto
shoot me please- Doppo
-Fling Pussy Pussy-
bl list: why are all of your speakers so dang e r ou s
greasy rat: yah
detestable minion: ??
shoot me please: h yes
gun kink: what do you mean?
bl list: have you ever bothered to realise that
bl list: all of your fucking speakers
bl list: ARE BASED ON OBJECTS THAT MAKE NOISE
detestable minion: mine isnt?
bl list: yeah but wHENEVER YOU START RAPPING YOUR SPEAKERS FLY EVERYWHERE
greasy rat: yEAH ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THE AUDIENCE
detestable minion: no but why are they dangerous-
shoot me please: sometimes im scared if i stand too close i'll get deaf
bl list: ^
greasy rat: ^
gun kink: is it rlly that scary
greasy rat: yOU HAVE MEGAPHONES AS SPEAKERS
gun kink:
mickey mcbitchy: yeah but how do urs qualify as speakers then urs are like solid objects
detestable minion: glad to see ur living up to ur nickname
mickey mcbitchy: shut the hlee up
detestable minion: hlee
gun kink: hlee
bb gun: hlee
gacha addict: hlee
greasy rat: hlee
shoot me please: hlee
bl list: hlee
mickey mcbitchy:
mickey mcbitchy: fuck yall
greasy rat: anyways
greasy rat: before i was
greasy rat: ruDELY INTERRUPTED
greasy rat: our speakers are still cool
shoot me please: i don't really think mine is
greasy rat: have u ever realised that words appear on ur speakers when u rap
shoot me please:
shoot me please: say wha
greasy rat: ye its hilarious
bl list: kannonzaka san
shoot me please: yeah
bl list: remember our little run in a few weeks back
bl list: when dice bitch slapped izanami
greasy rat: i didnt bitch slap h i m
bl list: shut up
bl list: anyways
bl list: when u bonked him on the head
bl list: ur speakers said
bl list: "hifumin you beautiful fucking idiot we're gonna die because of you"
bl list: pretty funny
shoot me please: what
gun kink: oh yeah i think i've seen your speakers just
gun kink: have the word "fuck" written everywhere
gun kink: at some point
shoot me please: what
shoot me please: hhh
bb gun: i feel like everytime he goes on here we go ruin his day
detestable minion: thats what i literally do to all of u
detestable minion: why are you surprised
bb gun: yeah why am i surprised actually
gacha addict: have all of u even had breakfast yet
detestable minion:
greasy rat:
bl list:
bb gun:
mickey mcbitchy:
shoot me please:
gun kink: are all of you fucking serious
detestable minion: no im the easter bu
detestable minion is now offline
bb gun: well d a m n
mickey mcbitchy: he actually died
bl list: terminated
gun kink: go eat
gun kink: ALL OF YOU
greasy rat: i have one question
gun kink: mcnuggets are not a proper breakfast
greasy rat: i have no questions
bl list: shut down
gun kink: nOW GO
bb gun: ok mom
gun kink: >:(
mickey mcbitchy: i can smell the dissapointment and its very scary
mickey mcbitchy and 6 others are now offline
~~~
"Where are you heading off to?"
"Oh, just to see that doc we fought."
"Why?"
"Just a health checkup, I'll be fine."
"...If you say so."
Gentarou hides his dark expression on his face as the gambler leaves—the words uttered being replayed in his head like an alarm.
"I'll be fine."
Bullshit. It's all bullshit. The last time someone told him they'd be fine was-
His hands tremble.
He doesn't want to think about that.
Instead, he takes his unfinished cup noodles and dumps the leftovers into the trash. He's lost his appetite in a second and now the noodles that were consumed were uncomfortably resting in his stomach. He wants to throw up again; but he doesn't.
So he just lays there-watching the wind blow the wind chimes softly with its breeze.
~~~
Gentarou Yumeno hates hospitals with a burning passion-that is a fact. However, it's a fact that's not widely known. He hates the chill his feet get when he steps on the cold tile floor, he hates the stinging smell of antiseptic and the crying of children that greet him in the hospital, he hates the pitying looks the nurses and doctors give him. But most of all, Gentarou Yumeno absolutely hates, hates the painful coughing he hears from the bed beside him.
He truly hates hospitals. Perhaps that's why he feels like throwing up every time he sees Matenrou's leader; or maybe it's the fact the man constantly smells like antiseptic. Either way, that doesn't change the fact he feels uncomfortable around the leader-no matter how many people claim that he is the most calming.
He remembers the Division Battle, and how the doctor was rapping together with his own crew. Defending them, protecting them-
Healing them.
And all he saw was red.
After that event, the author decided that Jakurai Jinguuji was not someone he could be comfortable with. Sure he could converse normally with the doctor—talking about certain people to what the most soothing tea was.
But to have his carefully placed mask be tore down? Absolutely not, if the doctor thinks that he can get through then he thought wrong. Nobody has ever torn down his crafted facade, not anyone and certainly not Jinguuji-san.
(Besides, the main reason he doesn't converse long with the said leader is because of a certain host.)
~~~
12:00 pm
bb gun and 6 others are now online
detestable minion: hey what if instead of birds we had flying boxes that screeched
bb gun: those are alarm clocks
detestable minion: bitc i said flying
bb gun: thats when we throw them
detestable minion:
gun kink: he's not wr ong
bl list: he isn't actually. he's technically describing what an alarm clock is
mickey mcbitchy: holy shit did you actually gain an extra braincell
bb gun: fuck off
mickey mcbitchy: nvrmind
bb gun: >:(
detestable minion: anyways have ya'll seen dice anywhere??
detestable minion: i would go to gentarou's house but he would hit me with a broom again
bl list: you were loitering in my property i have every right to hit you
bb gun: loitering
detestable minion: lmao im gonna go looking for dice then
~~~
5:00 pm
detestable minion is now online
detestable minion: ok seriously where the actual fuck is dice
detestable minion: he's been gone for 5 fucking hours
bl list: is he not back yet?
detestable minion: i tried calling him but it keeps going to voice message
bl list: wait let me try
~~~
"Heya! If ya hearin' this message then I'm not available now. Sorry!"
Gentarou slams his house phone for the seventeenth time; it's been an hour since he started calling Dice but all he was getting was voice messages. He sighs once more and waits for any call to pick up.
He waits
and waits
and waits.
Suddenly there's a ring-and Gentarou dashes for the house phone. But instead of hearing a loud and boisterous voice he hears a soft female voice instead.
"Hello, are you Yumeno Gentarou?"
"Yes I am, may I ask why you have my friend's phone?"
(He might seem really rude but he can't bother to wait any longer.)
"Ah yes.. about that.."
There's slight shuffling and muttering in the background. This time a familiar, deep voice takes over the phone.
"Ah hello Yumeno-san, this is Doctor Jinguuji speaking. Dice is currently in the hospital."
No.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"He's in the ER to be exact, don't worry our other staff are currently taking care of him right now."
Not again.
"The ER? If it's not rude to ask, what happened to him?"
"About that... I think it is much better if you can come see for yourself, Yumeno-san."
A beat.
"I have a client appointment soon Yumeno-san, I'll hand over the phone to the receptionist so you can book your visit."
Why does this always happen?
--
When Gentarou hears the woman's voice again he's already long gone. He doesn't register the words he utters—too focused on the sinking feeling that's increasing every second. His brain can't comprehend it, he can't comprehend any of this. The urge to vomit returns once again, this time at a whole new intensity. He has no choice but to rush to the bathroom and give in.
--
"We're here Yumeno-sensei."
The Phantom of Shibuya hisses when his bleary eyes are attacked by the bright neon lights on every building. He notes to one day bring sunglasses to every meeting he has in Shinjuku to protect his poor eyes. After a few minutes of being in a daze he awakes fully and sits up abruptly. He remembers everything: Dice walking out, The call from Jinguuji-san, him throwing up.
Especially him throwing up. When Gentarou tries to answer Doppo he winces at the pain in his throat; thankfully Doppo just gives him an understanding nod and passes him a can of soda. He's too in a daze to care and snatches the can and downs the whole thing in one go, then chucking it in the nearest trash can. Unfortunately a certain doctor happened to block the way between the trash can at the right moment and gets hit instead.
Clank!
Shit.
Everyone is suddenly silent and Gentarou doesn't fucking know what to do except gape back at the surprised expression Jinguuji-san has. He's pretty sure Doppo's just fucking died and that Jyuto's on the phone and probably preparing for a war with Matenrou. He knows that he himself is still in a trance and everything in this entire situation is very awkward. So he attempts to fix it
"Sorry didn't see ya there."
Great fucking job Gentarou Yumeno, you've officially made yourself look like a fucking asshole in one of Shinjuku's famous hospitals. Your division leader won't be amused when you get shipped back in bloody pieces. Or maybe he will—after all it is Ramuda we're talking about.
The author wonders if he can die yet—but he thinks that whoever was up there would want to play around even more with his sad excuse of a life. Thank god Izanami isn't here; he'd probably make the entire situation worse by punching Gentarou as payment for what just happened. Which is something ironic to do in a hospital especially.
He's going to assume that the chuckles coming from the doctor means he's forgiven or maybe the doctor is secretly planning to murder him; who knows? He hopes that it's the former because Dice is going to be very disappointed if his team member died trying to visit him in the hospital.
"You must be here to visit Arisugawa-san."
No he isn't, he's here to visit his great great grandfather. Grrr, of course he's here to visit Dice goddamnit.
He should calm down.
Bathroom time it is then.
--
"Wow, I look like shit."
That's it. That's the first thing he says about himself as soon as he gets in the bathroom. To be fair, he does actually look pretty terrible. His skin is pale from vomiting, his eyes are clearly red and tired and his hair looks like a fucking old toothbrush. And let's not forget about his obvious red and runny nose. Why the hell did he not wash his face earlier?
More importantly, why is he so affected by this? It's not as if Dice and him are close anyways. They are complete strangers having met by chance only, they are not connected in any way. Which means this shouldn't affect him in any way.
But it did.
Millions of images flash through his mind, but none of them are as prominent of a certain someone in a hospital bed.
He doesn't want to have another friend in the hospital.
But the only thing that Gentarou can do is hope right? So he'll hope with all his might and if that doesn't work then-
Then? What will he do?
He doesn't know, but he'd rather not find out because Dice will be alright. Dice is fine—that's what he promised Gentarou. He know Dice hates breaking promises. So he'll definitely, absolutely be fine.
Right?
(Part One end)
A/N: Dhsosis I'm sorry it really looks like I'm just hating on Matenrou but I'm really not. It's just I feel that FP acts very tense around Matenrou so-