Once upon a time, there was a man named Kenny. When Kenny was born, he had a humongous mustache.
His dad also had a big mustache.
His mom also had a big mustache, but it was SOOOOO heavy, that it snapped her neck.
...They never buried her though....
Kenny got bullied in school because his mustache was big and hairy. His main bully was Babyface McGee.
One day, Kenny got tired of Babyface McGee bullying him. So Kenny choked him out with his mustache. He strangled him so good, that it made him grow facial hair.
...He became Manlyface McGee....
After that epic battle. Manlyface McGee and Kenny became good friends. They now drive a bus.
I have no clue what I'm going to do with this book. Tell me what I should do with it in the comments.