Asher's P.O.V.
It's been three weeks since all this shit came into my life. Andy coming home and taking my car, Evan having it out for me, that new kid Jack, and the most annoying of all...
That creepy girl nonstop texting me about the weirdest things.
I felt my phone buzz and of course it's her
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Haaaaaaaayyyyyaaaa
Me:
Yeah, I know. Happy three week anniversary. Whatever Cracky.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Awwwwww
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You remembered. That's so sweet.
Me:
Well, I was kind burned into my brain. With the five day anniversary, one week anniversary, ten day anniversary, two week anniversary, oh and who could forget the 20 day anniversary yesterday.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You're say I have a problem.
Me:
Most definitely.
Me:
But I'm learning to deal with it
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Awwww
Me:
But you're still annoying as hell.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
But you're learning to love it
Me:
Ehh
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
And me
Me:
That's a definite no
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
For now
Me:
Or ever
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Let's just say it's one of the two.
Me:
Yeah yeah, I gotta get to school
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Okaykay I'll text you later though babe
Me:
I don't doubt that
That okaykay made and chuckle a little. I don't know why I could just imagine her saying that and the I think she would laugh at herself.
Dammit, she's got me thinking about her!
These weird mind tricks won't work on me Cracky.
It won't!
I rolled out of bed and took a quick shower and got dressed. I strolled downstairs and was about at reach the front door when I heard, "Slow your roll, little bro." Andy said behind me.
"What do you want? I'm perfectly fi-" I started to say but he cut me off.
"Shh, I'm trying to figure out if that rhymed..." He said trailing off. "I don't think it did." He said quickly. "So, where do you think your going?"
"School." I said frowning my eyebrows. "I gotta go." And I walked out of the house and rode my skateboard to school.
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I didn't want to be texting with a complete stranger so I came up with an amazing idea.
Me:
So I have an idea
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Omg, this is the first time you've texted me first.
Oh god.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
We're making progress
I just rolled my eyes at this.
Me:
Please, stay with me
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Right right, sorry
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Continue
Me:
Okay so I excepted the fact that your not gonna stop texting me
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Correct
Me:
Right.
Me:
So I'm not texting a total stranger how about we play 20 questions?
Yeah, see. Isn't this an amazing idea
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Really?
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You wanna know more about me☺️
I rolled my eyes at that.
Me:
Oh shut up.
Me:
I want to know what you're such a loser that you resort to talking to me
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Are you saying that I could do better then you babe.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
'Cause I don't think there's better.
I let out a soft chuckle.
Me:
Trust me, there are so many people better then me.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You know there's something similar about us
Me:
And what would that be?
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
That we both think less of ourselves. I think we should fix that
Me:
Can't fix something that's broken for good
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Damn
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
That's deep
Me:
Whatever
Me:
20 questions or not?
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Sure sure
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You go first
Me:
Okay, what's your favorite color?
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Ugh that's like the most boring question ever
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Ask me something different
Different?
I frowned my eyebrows.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Something exciting
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Something sexual😏
Me:
Okay, gross
Me:
Stop
Me:
I though guys were supposed to be the flirts?
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Well I'm clearly better at it then you
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
You sent me a nude and I'm doing all the work for you to get in my pants.
I gagged a little.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
I'm pretty sure that's not the way it's supposed to go...?
Ha, like I'd ever want to get with her.
Me:
Eww...
Me:
Gross
Me:
Please shut up!!!
Me:
Just, favorite color go
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Alright blue
Me:
Predictable mines purple.
Me:
I was gonna say that you go next but I'm honestly scared for your question.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Oh you shouldn't be scared babe...
Me:
I'm scared by the way you said that
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Hush this is me time now
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
So my question is, are you ready?
Me:
I guess
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
Good.
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
So do you just have random naked pictures of yourself on your phone or...?
Me:
This game was a total bad idea
Me:
I'm done playing
Creepy Obsessive Loser Stalker Girl👿:
For now...
Me:
For good
I shut off my phone and just started at the ceiling. Why do I keep texting her?
She annoys the fuck out of me but,
Other times...
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I have a headache
Love you all💜🦔🌻