Thursday.
{Thor} GOOD MORNING EVERYONE.
{Bruce} You're up early!
{Thor} LOKI STABBED ME IN THE STOMACH TO WAKE ME UP, THAT'S WHY.
{Bruce} *Sigh*
{Thor} I GOT A BIG POP TART THOUGH.
{Clint} Is everyone gonna ignore the fact that Bruce used asterisks?
{Bucky} I love Poptarts.
{Scott} Same, my favourite is the strawberry!
{Peter P} What about the Oreo one? Oreo is the best!
{Valkrie} Chocolate for me.
{Natasha} Looks like we have a bunch of nine year olds in the chat.
{Peter P} SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE
{Natasha} What?
{Shuri} Your favourite Poptart flavours are all so plain.
{Stephen} What the hell is a pop tart.
{Tony} *jumps off a cliff*
{Peter P} NO! I'm gonna rescue you! *jumps off too*
{Tony} NO SON! *put him back onto the top of the cliff*
{Stephen} Is this a meme?
{Tony} How old are you Strange?
{Stephen} Older then you younger then Thor.
{Thor} I AM 15001 YEARS OLD THIS MONTH I EXPECT PRESENTS.
{Bruce} He wants Poptarts guys. Chocolate ones.
{Loki} I will steal them MUHHAHAHAH.
{Thor} YOU CAN TRY.
{Loki} I already stole 5 from the cupboard in the kitchen.
{Thor} NO! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU BROTHER.
{Loki} I'm waiting.
{Tony} You still didn't tell me how old you were Stephen.
{Wong} About 80 years old.
{Stephen} That is not true.
{Steve} Oh that's why your hairs turning grey.
{Tony} Oh your a hypocrite. Look at you. You're like 134.
{Steve} Why you defending him?
{Bucky} STEVE FOR GOSH SAKE!
{Steve} What?
{Bucky} You ate the last waffle.
{Steve} I'm sorry. :(
{Natasha} Right guys, seriously... Is this party gonna be a good idea if Steve and Doctor are going to fight the whole time?
{Rhodey} I'll hold them back.
{Steve} I'm hosting this party, I have the right to cancel his invitation.
{Tony} If you do that, I'm not coming.
{Loki} Neither am I.
{Stephen} Tony... You deserve to go.
{Tony} So do you.
{T'challa} Who cares? This is the anniversary of beating Thanos. We should all be proud of what our team has managed to accomplish. We all have the right to attend.
{Rhodey} I agree. Looks like T'challa is the only sensible one in this group.
{Steve} Fine. I'm sorry Dr Strange.
{Stephen} Your lucky I'm forgiving.
{Peter P} Dr Dad?
{Stephen} What did you just call me?
{Bruce} You mean Dr Strange, Peter.
{Peter P} Oops sorry. Dr Strange I just wanted to get your phone number.
{Stephen} Why?
{Peter P} Because I want to talk to you in private.
{Stephen} Oh ok sure. 07814000605
{Clint} I bet Loki is punching that into his phone right now.
{Sam} Everyone probably is.
{Clint} They're gonna spam him.
{Sam} Especially Loki.
{Loki} I already have his phone number Sam.I
{Sam} Didn't you guys date for like a day.
{Loki} It was a one night stand.
{Thor} WHAT!
{Stephen} We don't talk about that... It's the past.
{Steve} I swear we all exchanged numbers already.
{Bucky} People change phones Steve...
{Steve} I guess.
{Natasha} Didn't Tony have a flip phone a year ago? Do you still have it Tony?
{Steve} What's wrong with a flip phone?
{Natasha} It makes you look like a ancient fossil.
{Steve} Back in my day we didn't even have phones.
{Tony} 'Ello Grandpa! Loosing your teeth yet?
{Bucky} HAHAHA
{Steve} You guys like discriminating based on people ages, you're all ageist!
{Sam} That's a word?
{Bucky} Sure it is, anything can be nowadays.
{Steve} Lets just get this straight...
{Bucky} We're all gay.
{Vision} You mean a homosexual?
{Wanda} Omg lol
{Loki} *spits out tea*
{Shuri} Skskskj
{Sam} FUCK I'M DEAD.
{Rhodey} HAHA
{Clint} LMAO
{Natasha} Who here is gay?
{Scott} Wtf is going on? Sam, explain.
{Sam} Why me?
{Clint} Anyone who didn't say anything is gay. Except Loki.
{Peter P} Being gay isn't bad.
{Tony} That's my boy.
{Valkrie} I'm a bi queen so...
{Thor} I WAS EATING!!
{Valkrie} Sure you were.
{Bruce} What?
{Stephen} I'm straight.
{Tony} You wear a fucking dress. I'm not so convinced Stephen...
{Stephen} It is not a dress.
{Tony} What is it then?
{Stephen} To be honest I don't even know...
{Bucky} 😂
{Loki} Bitches, I'm modelling for Vogue this month, get on my level.
{Thor} SINCE WHEN?
{Natasha} What the hell?
{Steve} I never got to finish my sentence. -.-
{Sam} Vogue, seriously?
{Loki} Yeah.
[Loki sent an image]
{Natasha} Why am I not on the cover of vogue yet?
{Clint} You have to look decent enough to be presentable.
{Natasha} I'm gonna kill you Clint! 😡
{Wanda} Wow.
{Thor} BROTHER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
{Valkrie} FUCKING QUEEN!
{Loki} Ikr bitch.
{Tony} Why, just why?
{Loki} You jealous?
{Tony} No.
{Steve} If you're going to destroy the universe you might as well look good doing it?
{Loki} Well it's good to know you can read.
{Steve} When are you going to destroy the universe?
{Bucky} He's never going to.
{Steve} Then why...
{Bucky} Steve, just forget that and concentrate that Loki, of all people, is on the cover of Vogue.
{Vision} Nothing is wrong with that.
{Tony} No everything is wrong with it.
{Vision} Father, is he not allowed to do what he wishes?
{Tony} Not Loki, no.
{Loki} Thats discrimination.
{Tony} You almost destroyed New York.
{Loki} Almost.
{Tony} Goodnight.
{Loki} It's only 2pm.
{Tony} I said Goodnight didn't I?
{Rhodey} We have been talking for hours, we really should be doing something with our lives.
AUTHORS NOTE:
Sorry for the bad language and gayness, but that's what this book really is. If it is too much of a problem just leave a comment and I'll see if i can switch things up a bit. But I'm keeping Ironstrange though.
By the way, the next chapter will be written differently because its the party. It will go back to the group chat after that!