dysfunctional family
$hway bum
Answer your phones, peasants. Your king has entered the groupchat
baby dae
I was taking a nap but because you're my best friend,
I'll ignore the fact that you woke me up.
loco moco
haha, cranky dahye is my favorite dahye
baby dae
Eat shit, Hyukwoo
Hoody Lewinski
I don't know why I hang out with any of you besides my baby dahye
and Jay because gives me my paycheck
The Great Gray
This better be fucking important because I just had to pause black ops AGAIN
for the second time today for your bitch ass today
$hway Bum
Unless y'all want your contracts to be terminated, you would listen.
Kiss my bleached asshole, Seonghwa.
Papa Dominic's🍕
I, for one, am genuinely interested in what *cough* our boss *cough has to say
$hway Bum
Thank you, Kisok.
baby dae
I hate to be a bother, but I'm really tired from the show and want to sleep, so please do get to the matter.
$hway Bum
I have an announcement to make about Dahye here
baby dae
Oh no
The Great Gray
Oh yES
loco moco
Spill the tea, sis
Hoody Lewinski
I'm intrigued now that Dahye doesn't want him say whatever it is
Papa Dominic's🍕
Stop harassing my daughter you rats
baby dae
Thank you Kisok
I have always loved you more than the others
Papa Dominic's🍕
But that doesn't mean I don't want to hear what he has to say
so urgently
that he made me lose on Candy Crush
baby dae
fuck you Jung Kisok
Papa Dominic's🍕
That would be extremely weird considering I am like
a father figure to you
The Great Gray
Ew
baby dae
I officially hate all of you
Hoody Lewinski
ANYWAYS
What were you trying to say Jay?
$hway bum
What I was trying to get at was can we all take a minute to just
accept the fact that our little baby Jang Dahye
has become one of the most fucking talented artists
in the industry?
Papa Dominic's🍕
That I can accept as a reason to have to start all the way from level one.
All jokes aside, I was honestly stunned by the way
she controlled the stage last night.
Mellow Elo
She has so much energy than
half of the guys who call
themselves rappers and you can't change my mind
loco moco
My beautiful donsaeng is out here really slaying everyone❤️
Hoody Lewinski
I knew from day one that she was going to break the charts
because, hello,
she's a part of aomg?
But I'm so fucking proud of my baby❤️
The Great Gray
Eh, she's okay,
I've seen better
baby dae
Jay you're embarrassing me😭
But you guys are so sweet, I love you all so much. I couldn't have done any of this without your guys' support and help.
Eat shit Seonghwa. We all know that you're pressed because you haven't released a proper album in years.
Hoody Lewinski
Oof need some ice for that burn sunbae?
loco moco
Lol nothing makes me happier than seeing dahye roast the fuck out of Seonghwa
The Great Gray
If you don't learn how to respect your elders Hyukwoo,
your dick will be roasted soon, too
baby dae
We all know that you two are gay for each other
but i didn't need to know THAT many details.
Papa Dominic's🍕
It's actually quite amusing watching Seongwha come for Hyukwoo
when he's so much shorter and smaller and Hyukwoo
can take him down quite easily
baby dae
That's rich considering both of them never go to the gym and only play video games or lock themselves up in their studios.
The Great Gray
By like 3 inches.
Not everyone is a fucking godzilla
like you are Kisok.
$hway bum
Y'all do realize that I'm still in this groupchat, right?
And that as your CEO and employer, I can very well terminate
your contracts right here right now?
Hoody Lewinski
DO IT I DARE YOU
Mellow Elo
This conversation isn't about Seongwha and Hyukwoo
ChaCha Bear🐻
Clearly, considering what I have read was mostly about Dahye being an absolute queen and killing it last night.
Papa Dominic's🍕
Nice of you to join us, Chase.
baby dae
CHA CHA! i miss you so much already,
when are you coming back from Seattle?
ChaCha Bear🐻
I miss you too, baby dae. I should be back around next week or so
when Jay has to start making preparations for h1ghr's albums and stuff
$hway Bum
Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me that, man.
ChaCha Bear🐻
*sighs* what would you do without me?
baby dae
Lmfao he doesn't even know his own schedule.
Jay you're supposed to be our CEO you know that right?
The Great Gray
Yeah, it's not like we're like trusting you with our bank accounts or anything
$hway Bum
I'm going to ignore both of you and just continue on because I'm gonna miss my show if I keep arguing with you crackheads.
But yeah I have two more announcements to make
baby dae
Uh oh, is it something bad?
The Great Gray
I feel a shit storm
approaching
loco moco
Did you go bankrupt?
Hoody Lewinski
Wtf Hyukwoo
$hway bum
Cha and I decided that it would be a good idea to collaborate
with guys from h1ghr.
Since they have
been working really hard on their new albums and songs,
it would be good for you guys to see their work before the comebacks
ChaCha Bear🐻
Yeah, and they have a few new members as well.
Like Jay said, they've been working seriously so hard on everything
and since you guys are more experienced,
it would be good publicity both for us and them
Hoody Lewinski
That's actually a really good idea
Mellow Elo
Fuck yes
loco moco
I'm finally gonna see my boys again
The Great Gray
We are doing this for work purposes Hyukwoo,
not for a big fucking class reuniting party.
Y'all can do your backyard barbecue another time.
baby dae
I don't know about Seonghwa because he's being a bitter bitch like always, but you can count me in, Jay
Hoody Lewinski
Me too
loco moco
Same here, boss
Mellow Elo
I was already waiting
for this so,
I'm for it hands down
Papa Dominic's🍕
I will be ready to bestow
my greatness
and knowledge on the youngins
The Great Gray
Y'all won't last for a minute without my talents, so I guess I'm in too
$hway bum
Dope, so we got everyone on board with this?
baby dae
Seems like it
ChaCha Bear🐻
Oh, and one more thing...
MAMA is at Hong Kong next week,
so we're all going right?
Hoody Lewinski
I bought this really bomb ass outift
that I wanna wear
so yeah, I am
loco moco
fUCK, my eyes are gonna be blessed
baby dae
Stop hitting on my best friend Hyukwoo and
take a chill pill
The Great Gray
Of course.
How could I miss
the chance to yet again broadcast my beautiful face
on international television?
Papa Dominic's🍕
Chill out, homeboy,
you're gonna appear on the screen
for like three seconds
baby dae
And that is if the camera work is good because
his side profile is hideous
The Great Gray
And here
I thought you
were on my side, Dahye
baby dae
Clearly you thought wrong
$hway Bum
Cha, will you be able to make it from Seattle in time?
ChaCha Bear
I'm booking my ticket as we're speaking, so yes.
What about you Mintaek?
Mellow Elo
Yes,
and it's just so that I can see some hot babes
and also because I like being Dahye's stylist too much
$hway Bum
Dahye are you going?
I know that you
hate shit like this
baby dae
I'm only going because of the after party and Mintaek is picking
some real cute outfits for me.
Simon do you want to be my date?
Papa Dominic's🍕
Um, fuck yes.
I wouldn't miss out on the chance of having a
beautiful woman by my side for the night
baby dae
yay ^^
Anyways, I have to go and pack now that this has been brought to my attention.
See you losers later👋🏻
[baby heize has left dysfunctional family]
loco moco
isn't she just so fucking precious
$hway bum
Tell me about it