Tuesday.
[Nick Added Steve, Nickfurysucksass, Clint, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Sam and Vision]
[Nick changed the Group Name to THE AVENGERS]
{Nick} ATTENTION!
{Steve} Hello?
{Clint} I retire again and I'm still classed as an avenger? Guess your team is shit without me.
{Natasha} Shut up Clint
{Bruce} A WhatsApp group... Seriously?
{Thor} WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ELECTRONIC ONLINE TEXT MESSAGE?!?
{Bruce} I literally just said it's a WhatsApp group.
{Thor} I COULDN'T READ IT THAT FAST, IT WAS JUST A FLASH OF COLOUR. THE SMALL MACHINE IS VERY CLEVER.
{Bruce} Thor, turn off caps.
{Steve} We can't tell if your being sarcastic or not.
{Clint} The only sarcastic one here is Natasha.
{Nickfurysucksass} Thor, how the hell do you manage to shout irl and in a group chat?
{Nick} TONY, CHANGE YOUR USERNAME NOW!
{Bruce} OMG
{Sam} LMAO
{Clint} OH SHIT!
{Steve} Language, Clint!
{Natasha} Tony...
{Nick} NOW OR WE'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BLOW UP ALL YOUR SUITS!
{Tony} OK! Jeez...
{Clint} I'm dying.
{Loki} I'm shaking and crying rn.
{Thor} Uh how did you get here Loki?
{Bruce} Oh so you found a way to turn off caps...
{Loki} The god of mischief can always find a way around puny technology.
{Vision} Did you just call me puny?
{Loki} What are you? A robot?
{Tony} Yeah. He is.
{Loki} Who are you again?
{Tony} Oh just fuck off Loki.
{Steve} LANGUAGE!
{Nick} EVERYONE THIS IS A GROUP CHAT FOR ALL OF YOU JUST TO CHAT!
RULES:
-NO SWEARING
-NO BEING MEAN
-NO SPAMMING
Thank you.
[Nick left the chat]
{Natasha} Ok then...
{Tony} Ooh Fuck. Looks like I broke two rules already...
{Steve} Tony...
{Tony} WHAT?
{Clint} Is that all he wanted to say?
{Bruce} Nick is a man of few words.
{Natasha} Yup.
{Steve} Alright then, what do we do now?
{Natasha} Talk... What else are we gonna do?
{Tony} Steve's just a dumbass...
{Steve} You little-
{Tony} Who has a crush on Natasha.
{Natasha} O.O
{Clint} WUT?
{Loki} AwKwARd! Just like my life... :(
{Sam} NO WAY!
{Natasha} Is this true?
{Steve} I'm going to kill you Tony! Watch when I come to your house and murder you in your sleep! How do I insert a angry face?
{Tony} I'd like to see you try! 😡
{Natasha} So is it true or not?
{Steve} No of course not.
{Natasha} Good.
{Steve} Why?
{Natasha} Steve, your like 90 years old...
{Steve} I don't feel 90.
{Loki} HelLO WrInKlY OlD mAn!
{Tony} Loki your 15000+ years old...
{Loki} I'm a god.
{Tony} Your a retarded moron, thats what you are.
{Loki} Listen. You are a mere mortal whom I will kill.
{Tony} Who are you... Shakespeare?
{Loki} DON'T TEST ME BITCH! I HAVE MY KNIFE, I WILL STAB YOU!
{Tony} We have a hulk.
{Loki} I DONT CARE
{Thor} Loki stop this nonsense.
{Loki} Come fight me!
{Loki} LALALALALA
{Loki} IM A GOD BITCH
{Thor} Small g.
{Loki} IM A gOD BITCH
{Sam} I want whatever Loki is smoking.
{Bucky} You want to smoke mentally disabled?
[Natasha removed Loki from the group]
{Clint} Wow. The only decent thing Natasha has ever done.
{Natasha} I hate you Clint.
{Steve} Damn so much hate...
{Sam} Ikr
{Steve} Where is Bucky?
{Sam} He's not in the group.
{Tony} Thank god.
{Clint} Bit rude.
{Tony} He killed my parents.
{Steve} I thought we were past the incident Tony.
{Tony} PAST IT?
{Steve} Well, we are past Ultron.
{Tony} But he brutally murdered families!
{Steve} He was brainwashed Tony - he had no choice!
{Vision} Father, you almost wiped out an entire population and you were one of the main factors for the death of Pietro. You tried to protect Wanda by keeping her 'locked up' then caused the civil war between your fellow heroes, which in turn, almost got you killed. Do I need to elaborate further then that?
{Tony} Fine.
{Tony} That doesn't mean my stubborn ass gave up, I'm just tired of fighting.
{Sam} Sure.
{Steve} You know what, lets make another group chat with everyone in it!
{Thor} Good idea Captain of the Americas!
{Bruce} Yes, I'd love that.
{Tony} Even Peter and Strange?
{Steve} Peter yes, Strange no.
{Tony} Yeah... He's an arrogant asshole.
{Natasha} That sounds like you Tony.
{Clint} So true lol
{Steve} Thats not why I said no.
{Tony} Why then?
{Clint} Because then we'd have two Tonys?
{Steve} No, it's because Tony has only known him for a year and yet Strange is classed as better friend then I am.
{Sam} LMAO
{Clint} I sense jealousy...
{Natasha} Steve, really?
{Steve} Look he's not responding because he knows it's true.
{Tony} I am not!
{Steve} You are too!
{Clint} You both saved each others life.
{Tony} Fine. But he's not really my friend. Saving his life was more of a professional courtesy.
{Natasha} Wow Tony.
{Tony} What?
{Natasha} You are just a bundle of big fat lies.
{Tony} And you look like a cats anus.
{Natasha} O.O STFU
{Clint} WTF XD
{Sam} DAYUM
{Clint} TALK ABOUT PG 18+
{Steve} If we make a chat with Peter in it, you better not do this.
{Tony} I won't.
{Sam} Yeah cause Peter is the only one you care about.
{Tony} I'm sorry. What did you just say?
{Sam} Can you not read?
{Tony} You better run.
{Sam} From what?
{Tony} Me.
{Sam} I'm so scared.
{Tony} Don't ever mention my kid again in that disrespectful manner.
{Steve} Sam...
{Tony} Anyway guys, before I leave to kill Sam, we are going to have the party on Friday right?
{Clint} Wait. A party? You guys didn't tell me...
{Natasha} Your not important enough Clint.
{Steve} Yeah, why?
{Tony} No reason.
{Steve} You hide a lot of stuff from us Tony...
{Tony} I'm not hiding anything.
{Natasha} -.-
{Bruce} Is this because you have a date on Friday?
{Tony} I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!
{Sam} HAHA
{Steve} Who's the lucky girl Stark?
{Tony} Heh.
{Natasha} Yeah who?
{Clint} C'mon tell us!!!
{Tony} I can't.
{Bruce} Sorry, he really can't.
{Steve} What do you mean Bruce? I always tell you my secrets Tony, I'm the most trustworthy person here.
{Natasha} Debatable.
{Clint} I really wanna know now. I'm so curious, even though its nothing to do with me.
{Tony} Steve, you wont like-
{Bruce} Tony...
{Tony} You won't like her.
{Steve} Oh ok. So we've met her then?
{Tony} No, not exactly.
{Steve} Right then...
{Loki} A W K W A R D
{Tony} Loki?!?!
{Loki} ;)
{Bruce} Thor!!!
{Thor} YES BRUCE?
{Bruce} You didn't tell Loki did you...
{Thor} WELL, HE HACKED MY POCKET-SIZED MESSAGING DEVICE.
{Bruce} Oops sorry Tony.
{Tony} No it's alright. 😩
{Steve} So Tony... Still going to the party? We are gonna have a massive game of truth or Dare!
{Tony} Yeah, I'll just have to tell them that I have something to attend.
{Steve} You can invite them if you want.
{Tony} They'll probably be there.
{Steve} We are only inviting superheroes Tony...
{Tony} Who is to say i'm not dating a superhero. 😎
{Steve} 😂
AUTHORS NOTE:
Hey guys its Alex here. I just want to say hope you enjoyed the first part of this. I really do hope you consider reading the rest. Trust me, there's going to be some cool stuff happening. If you have any requests/suggestions/advice/complaints or comments please just drop them here!