Unknown: You said you wanted pictures of food amiright? Here ya go.
Unknown: -sends a food picture I do not have-
You: Who is dis?
Unknown: Dude, you just bought a new phone and you're already playing a joke on me?
You: Pretty suure I didnt buy a new phone lately. I'm too broke for that, bruh.
Unknown: Dude, stop playing this joke. You asked for pictures of food, I gave it to you.
You: I'm on a diet. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ask for food pictures. You got the wrong number, dude.
Unknown: Pretty sure I didn't.
-you changed the contact name-
Stubborn Asshole: Ain't your number 0123456789?
You: Dude if you checked properly than the number you wrote in is 0123465789
Stubborn Asshole: Oh god. IM SORRY.
You: Good. Now go contact ur actual friend. I gotta go back to watching Bangtan Bombs.
Stubborn Asshole: Bangtan Bombs, eh??
You: Yes, and now don't contact me unless you know of some natural disasters.