Spooky Booky

By durriza

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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you... More

Spooky Booky- Dedication
Vampires.. Vampires..
George
Who was she?
Zombie
A cannibal?
Watch out for the wall
Peeky Cannibal
Graveyard Saloon
Vampire's tea
Cannibal's dinner
Witch in bed
Benefits of dating a vampire
The Devil
Skeleton
Ghosts
One for me, one for you
Related Deaths
One fine day..
Bats
The old man
His wife
Mummy music
Werewolf
Exorcise
Owain
Guide
Knock Knock
Ghost's wife
Butler
Doctor Doctor
King and Queen
Imagine
Breakfast Moan-u
Butcher's shop
Black cat
Grandmother
I guess
Neck of time
Death sentence
Last note
Undertaker
Do it yourself
Attractive woman
Biting screws
Lawyer vs Vampire.
Werewolf's nose
Terror-firma
Where's the toilet?
Barman
The picture
Frankstein
A knight
Top 10 Psycho Pick Up Lines
Broom-mates
Cereal Killer
Knock Knock- Gargoyle
Funny witches
Coughin'
E-mail
Old bugger and his wife
Hello
Secret?
Odd
What?
A mental hospital
Flash is weak
Rolling eyes
Blood tests
Scrambled eggs
Haircut
You bit him?
Beethoven
In the car
Dracula
Undercover agent
Morden Day Vampires
Ghoul Limerick
Nothing to wear
Horror films
For readers =)
Headache
Hospital Bed sheets
Wizard
Two nuns vs a Vampire
Local bar
Waitress
Zombie's girlfriend
Real story
Team spirit
Dracula fan club
Hide and Seek Champion
Seven Seven seven
You ain't comin' up
The cemetery gates
New Years Massacre
Fear of the dead
Slap Slap Slap
No, I'm the boss!
Return of the frozen baby
Oh writers!
Park
Sneeze
Eyes
Maid
Straws
Baseball in heaven
Dead Rabbit
Working on the 4th husband
Ending it all
Parachute Jump
Bones
My dog don't bite
Unhappy
Blind Woman
The dog and the ball
Brown Suit
Contest
What not to say at a funeral
Calm skeletons
Unconcerned Widow
Two black eyes for a favor
Fences
Something cool
Lil Vamp
Three men in hell
Wee Hughie
Vampire's soup
That's why!
Poor grandfather
Twilight
Milk
Twilight fans
Organs
Full moon
Detective
Cannibal's bargain
What and where
Is it?
Subway
Dollars
Humans can lick too
Cursed doll
Mummies
No real vampires?
Casper
Little Jhonny
Flying saucers
Trouble dating
Bones
Clearly Cheating
Wrong number
It was his toe!
A bit late
Keep digging
Miss Mary Mack
Dark Stanely
What is
It's time to say Good bye <3
ONCE UPON A GENIE

Two heads

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By durriza

One day, a taxi driver received a call from a man who was staying in a hotel in the center of the city. He wanted to be picked up and transported to the airport. When the taxi driver arrived at the hotel, he had to wait more than an hour for the man to come out.

When the passenger emerged from the hotel, he was carrying two large bags. Always friendly and willing to assist, the taxi driver got out and tried to help the man with his bags. To his surprise, the man refused and insisted on loading the bags into the trunk of the taxi by himself.

Just then, the taxi driver noticed a horrible smell. It was the stench of rot and decay and it was coming from the bags. When he got back into the taxi, he noticed something else that was strange. The passenger seemed very nervous and he kept looking furtively over his shoulder.

The taxi driver followed the route to the airport. On the way, the suspicious passenger asked him to stop at the corner because he wanted to make a phonecall. The driver obeyed and waited patiently while the passenger got out and ran over to a nearby payphone.

As he sat in the taxi, the driver could smell the terrible stench coming from the boot. The odor of decomposition was unmistakeable. The nervous passenger returned and got into the back of the cab. The driver looked in the rearview mirror and noticed that the passenger was eyeing him suspiciously.

By the time they reached the airport, the passenger was extremely nervous and sweating profusely. He asked the taxi driver to wait for him in the parking lot because he was worried that he may have missed his plane. Then, the passenger got out of the taxi and hurried off.

The taxi driver was sitting there for a few minutes when he suddenly realized that the passenger had forgotten to take his bags with him. They were still in the boot of the car.

The smell was becoming so terrible that people who were passing by the taxi had to hold their noses. The driver realized that the mysterious passenger was not going to return and decided to find out what was in the bags.

He got out of the car and when he opened the boot, he was almost overpowered by the terrible smell. With trembling hands, he opened the bags and inside, he found two rotting heads…

…a head of lettuce and a head of cauliflower!! 

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