My Joon 💜😚
Me:
I broke Namjin...
Namjoon:
???
Me:
We have kids and we're married. I broke Namjin.
Namjoon:
Jagi, are you fine?
Me:
NO! I BROKE NAMJIN AND I SUPPORTED IT IM TERRIBLE
Namjoon:
Jagi, are you on your period? I can buy some pads for you.
Me:
IM NOT ON MY PERIOD I JUST FEEL SAD
Namjoon:
If you say so.
Me:
OH FUC-
Namjoon:
No swearing!
Me:
HOW CAN I NOT WHEN YUN HEE JUST BROKE A BOWL
Namjoon:
Oh uh- just do what you normally do when i break stuff
Me:
Jagi...
Namjoon:
Hm?
Me:
WHY IS TAE HERE
Namjoon:
WHAT?!?!? TAE IS SUPPOSE TO COME TOMORROW
Me:
WHERE ARE YOU
Namjoon:
DANCE PRACTICE
Me:
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW HE WENT MISSING
Me:
SHIT
Namjoon:
WHAT
Me:
LUCY- HOW DID SHE GET HERE
Namjoon:
I'm coming home.
Me:
YOU BETTER