All you need is to be claimed by Aphrodite and *poof* and you'll be as pretty (cough) as she is! Don't wait! Get claimed today!
(Aphrodite is not responsible for any pain,betrayal,or heart break during this process.)
Percy Jackson Jokes
By LeoValdezIsLit
Random PJO/HOO Jokes *This book is dedicated to hermespranker for inspiring me to write this* -Cover by Kerry... More