Percy Jackson Jokes

By LeoValdezIsLit

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Random PJO/HOO Jokes *This book is dedicated to hermespranker for inspiring me to write this* -Cover by Kerry... More

Dictonary
RIPtide
Darn You Zeus..
Dictonary #2
Leo Valdez's 'Fiery' Pickup Lines..
Love is an open door...
Love is...
Corny Joke Time!
Dear Drew..
Just another peaceful day on the Argo II...
Oh Percy..
Would you like some
Forget Proactive!
Coach Hedge and The Romans
How I saw Leo,Jason,and Piper in "The Lost Hero"
The Hunger Games With Coach Hedge..
Hello Darkness my old friend..
Rachel and her dad..
Demigod Pun Time!
'Bob'the Titan..
Halloween Time..(Its not..its January..)
Rick VS. The Fandom....
Dear Ares..
Imagine Dragons while writing Thunder..
I have a..
FESTUS WHY? (Timber Parody)
WARNING!
Superheroes..?
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Demeter Cabin Pickup Line
My 'wise' sister -_-
Types of Caleo Fans..
Just keep swimming..
Dictionary #3
If only I could do this to the director of the Percy Jackson movies...
Rick was kidnapped? O.O
SAVE THE BREAD!
Bang Bang...
You know this?
Wactha know about me?
The Ballots were rigged!
What if..
The "Great" Weaving Contest!
Corny Joke Time #2
Its Magic!
Guess what?
New Cover..
Chrion why...
Help me..
Please Take A Number
Dont You Just Love It When..
Its Logic...
Best Five Seconds of The Sea Of Monsters Movie..
We have Percy Jackson..
Bruh..
High Hopes...
My Gods..
Demigods Forming A Plan..
Leo and Songs..
Hades..Good Greif Why -_-
How to Get Grover ready for war..
Snickers..
Guys look..
About Mrs.Dodds..
Share a Coke..
I miss being a tree..
Dont be afraid of earthquakes..
The Seven As Kids..(In School..)
Wanted: Octavian
Do this..
Persassy..
Hera..This is why I hate you..
Do you ship Percabeth?
Y.O.L.O (You Only Live Once..)
Reading Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus a Millionth time..
50 Precent of the series..
IM BACK!
When Someone Says Percy Jackson..
When Percabeth Had There First Kiss..
Corny Jokes #4
Shhh...Were Hunting Percy Jackson...
So This Happened...
Leo And His Mom..
This Dude-

The Fates(Furies) Our on Our Side..(OR ARE THEY..?)

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By LeoValdezIsLit

*Humming in the bathroom while taking a shower*(Apollo)
*Sneaks in with a bottle of hair dye and rips open shower curtain*(Hermes)
*Bow pointed at face* "Anything you need Hermes?" *Has shampoo in hair*
Hermes: *Sprints*
Apollo:THATS RIGHT RUN AWAY! THE FATES OUR MY SIDE TODAY! *Slips getting out of shower*
Fates: *Laughing like maniacs*
Me: Ok then...*backs away*

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