Text #7
Dear Justin. F*ck you.
It's only been five f*cking months and you're already dating Tina Roberts? Are you f*cking kidding me? Who the f*ck are you? F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck you.
Tina Robert's ass is even tinier than mine. And have you heard her laugh? She sounds like a baby farting. It's the truth.
So, just f*cking know that the mouth you're kissing is actually a baby's f*cking ass.
Enjoy your life, screw you.