Tuesday 9:21 AM
sunghyun: baby
sunghyun: answer please
sunghyun: i realized what i said was really bad
sunghyun: i'm sorry, please
sunghyun: i didn't mean it
me: what do you want
sunghyun: i'm sorry baby
me: oh
sunghyun: please come over and we can spend the entire day together
me: oh
sunghyun: i love you
me: oh, that's too bad
sunghyun: please babe
me: sunghyun
me: i think it would be better for both of us if we took a break
me: because you know, you can finally flirt with all the girls you want
me: and i don't have to be sad
me: it's a win-win
sunghyun: i don't want that
me: well you know, sometimes in life we don't get what we want
me: and that's the case here
sunghyun: baby don't do that
sunghyun: this is because of yoongi isn't it
sunghyun: i knew he was bad news
me: hence the reason why i'm breaking up with you
sunghyun: i know it's because of that asshole
me: no, it's because of you
me: you know yoongi hangs out with me when i ask him to
sunghyun: no guy just hangs out with a girl with no intention of sleeping with her
me: you're right, it's not just any guy
me: it's only the decent guys who hang out with girls with no other motive than to simply hang out with her
sunghyun: i love you
me: i did too
sunghyun: then let's not break up and we can start from the beginning
me: no, we are breaking up
Tuesday 11:12 AM
me:
me: yoongi opPA YOU'RE SO HOT
yoonshit: wtf
yoonshit: what are you doing
me:
me: yeAH FUCK IT UP BEST FRIEND FRIEND
yoonshit: i'll block you
me: you could never block your best friend :(
yoonshit: who said you were my best friend
me: i did hoe
me: anyways, i have found a new direction with my life
yoonshit: no no
yoonshit: what is up with that little episode of sending pictures of me
me: i have started a new life motto: do first, think later
me: so anyways
yoonshit: did you hit your head or something
me: nO
me: LISTEN TO ME BITCH
me: i'm gonna be more active on my insta
yoonshit: you only have a following on insta because of your nose job
me: well I WON'T HAVE NEEDED ONE IF YOU HADN'T BROKEN MY NOSE
yoonshit: touché
me:
me: look, they love me
yoonshit: what are you looking at
me: all the people that want to date you
yoonshit: what do you mean
yoonshit: i'm fucking irresistible
me: yes, totally, for sure
yoonshit: why do you even do what you do
me: i wouldn't have met you if i don't do what i do
yoonshit: ah right, i forgot
yoonshit: it was at that photoshoot
me: anyways, what are you doing?
yoonshit: going to practice
me: how long
yoonshit: idk
yoonshit: did you want to do something?
me: yeaaaahhh
yoonshit: i'll text you when i'm done then
me: yaaayyyy
leTS GO LETS GO 🍆💦🙂
Tuesday 1:32 PM
jiminie: noooonnaaaaaa
taetae: yunjin nooonnnaaaaa
me: yes kids
taetae: hi
jungkookie: what are you doing
me: oh i'm waiting for you guys to be done with practice
jiminie: you're not hanging out with your boyfriend?
me: oh we broke up
me: aren't you guys suppose to be in practice?
jungkookie: we're on a break
taetae: you and sunghyun broke up?
me: ohh yeah lol
jiminie: are you okay?
me: yeah, i'm fine lol
jungkookie: how long were you guys together?
me: a few years
jiminie: i'm sorry noona :(
me: guys it's fine lol
jiminie: did you guys just break up?
me: yeah, i was texting him this morning and i did it over text
me: because i knew if i did it in person, i wouldn't be able to
taetae: ))):
jungkookie: does yoongi hyung know?
me: no
jiminie: are you sure you're okay?
me: yes lol
jiminie: tell us if you need something
jungkookie: nooonna we have to back to practice
me: awww so cute
me: go to practice
taetae: we can talk later!
jiminie: bye noonaaaaaaaaa
jungkookie: bye bye boobs
me: what
jungkookie: noona**
Tuesday 7:42 PM
yoonshit: i'm out
yoonshit: what do you want to do?
me: let's go get food!
yoonshit: ugh
yoonshit: why does it have to be outside in public
me: fine we don't have to :(
yoonshit: don't change the plans now, i'm coming now
me: yay
(Third Person POV)
Yoongi was pulling up to Yunjin's apartment before he got a phone call from that very person. He quickly parked his car and answered his phone.
"I know you are nicknamed grandpa but can't you hurry up," he heard once he picked up.
"I'm outside right now idiot," he answered leaning back in his seat. As a response, Yunjin ended the call and ran outside to his car. She got in with a grin on her face and buckled herself in.
"Start driving bald man!" she exclaimed prompting him to start driving.
"What have you been doing?" Yoongi asked glancing at his friend.
"I was knitting," she answered.
"Did you become a middle-aged women within a day?"
"If I became middle-aged then you would be buried 6 feet under," she answered.
"I'm only a few months older not a few decades older."
"Sorry, I couldn't hear you since you're 6 feet under," Yunjin responded causing Yoongi to roll his eyes.
"Get out," he said with his eyes on the road.
"You would never leave this precious piece of human alone on the edge of the street, I'm worth too much."
"You're worth as much as a lint," Yoongi answered.
Yunjin quickly reached over and smacked his arm lightly, "How dare you?!"
Yoongi laughed and glanced at her, "I was just messing with you."
The rest of the car ride to the place was filled with more playful bickering between the two friends. Yoongi eventually pulled into the parking lot and parked his car.
Yunjin got out of the car quickly, "Hurry up Yoongi!"
"Chill Yunjin," Yoongi said as he got his cap.
They two then made their way in and through the stalls and restaurant collecting food to eat. Once they had accumulated enough food, they seated themselves at the surprisingly empty food court area.
"Ugh, this is what I have been craving all day," Yunjin moaned as she took her first bite.
"Moan louder and people might actually think we are fucking," Yoongi said as he took a bite also.
"Are you daring me snail man?" Yunjin challenged.
"You wouldn't do it," Yoongi answered.
"You're right, I have too much of a platform to hold."
Yoongi shook his head and rolled his eyes, "What platform?"
Yunjin smacked Yoongi's hand and pouted a little, "I'm going to report you to the police for bullying."
"Okay, I'll stop," Yoongi said with a laugh.
Yunjin then dug back in the food as Yoongi watched her. He ate a few bites but continually glanced at her enjoying the sight of her happy. She looked back up at Yoongi and moaned in satisfaction, "That was good."
"I would assume so since you ate it all."
"Hey, first come first serve," Yunjin said.
The two friends then sat around nibbling on what was left of their food and talking about their lives.
"Ah, I should probably take you home. I need to get up early tomorrow," Yoongi said looking at the time.
"Okaaay," Yunjin said getting up as she collected the trash.
They then headed back to the car and Yoongi drove her home. He slowly pulled up to her place and parked the car.
"Yunjin, call me if you need anything," Yoongi said to her as she got out.
"I know, I know," Yunjin answered before waving goodbye to him.
Tuesday 10:23 PM
me:
me: make all the models run for their money
yoonshit: lmao dang
yoonshit: i put you to shame
me: how are you putting me to shame
yoonshit: because i'm all natural
me: i hope jungkook strangles you in your sleep
yoonshit: he's more likely to strangle you than me
me: wow, where's the lie
yoonshit: okay, night
me: sleep well yoongi, i hope the bed bugs do bite
yoonshit: back at you
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a/n - how do i even have more than 10 followers, this is so bad
anyways, sorry if this was rough