@NamjoomOfficial
Me:
Ayyyy egg face you there?
Namjoon:
Excuse you. I am not an egg face.
Me:
Yeah right.
Namjoon:
Why did you text me.
Me:
Idk nan molla
Namjoon:
Yah~ tell me
Me:
Fine. Help me with this math question.
Namjoon:
Fiiine
Me:
If i have 12 kookies and the teacher takes 10, what's left?
Namjoon:
Oh my goodness... you don't know this? What did you put?
Me:
I put Idk nan molla
Namjoon:
*facepalm*
Me:
WAIT!!! I KNOW!
Namjoon:
What?
Me:
A dead teacher and 12 kookies cuz Jungkook is mine.
Namjoon:
Um. Bye.
Me:
NOOOOOOOO Don’t leave me
I believe hashiri dasu No ending kimi wa boku no kodou tatoe donna ame ni utarete mo tatoe donna yami ni kesarete mo sukuidasu yo kanarazu kimi wa hitori janai
Namjoon:
Did you copy and paste that?
Me:
...
Me:
Idk nan molla
Namjoon:
Okay, you need to stop that.
Me:
Yes.
Namjoon:
What?
Me:
Yes, i copied and paste that.
Namjoon:
Um k
Me:
JSNSNSKSNSNSNSMSMS MY SISTER IS SUCH AN IDIOT
Namjoon:
Um why?
Me:
REMEMBER LUCY?!?!? THE FREAKING GOLDFISH?
Namjoon:
Yea?
Me:
SHE GOT THAT PLUMBING THING YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT GOT STUCK ON MY DOG'S FACE BEFORE?!?!?! YA THAT PLUMBING THING TO GET LUCY OUT WHEN LUCY WAS FLUSHED DOWN ALREADY.
Namjoon:
Um you mean the plunger?
Me:
Yea.
Namjoon:
The plunger got stuck on your dog's face????
Me:
Yea
Namjoon:
Howwww?!??!
Me:
SO WE WERE AT HOME WITHOUT MY MOM AND MY SISTER DROPPED HER COMIC BOOK INTO THE TOILET AND MY DAD TOOK THE PLUNGER TO TAKE IT OUT. HE SAID HIS BACK HURT AND WENT TO REST FOR A WHILE, LEAVING THE PLUNGER ALONE. THEN MY DOG THAT DIED BECAUSE HE CHOKED ON A MAT WENT TO PLAY WITH THE PLUNGER AND THEN IT GOT STUCK ON HIS FACE.
Namjoon:
Um your dog chocked on a mat and died???
Me:
YEA. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!??!?!
Namjoon:
No...? Gtg...