🎀🎆🎆🎈✨🎈🎉🎆🎇🎈🎆
Suho: Any new years resolutions?
Sehun:Afew. First is to get a bigger car.
Chen:I already know. You dirty Hoe.
Suho:What? Don't tell me. That's what you were doing on Christmas instead of Having a good Drink.
Sehun:Yes.
Chanyeol: Please stop.
Sehun: I don't think so. I'll stop at 9.
Suho: That's too much.
Sehun:I know. 4.
Chen:Water under the Bridge aka WUTB, is being Cancelled.
Baekhyun:Oh that's sad.
Chen:Nah I'm kidding. That's one of perks of being a Troll, everyone believes you. I got promoted. I now run WUTB
Lay:Okay.
Sehun:You know who's supposed to be here soon.
???:Ayy What's up?!
Sehun:I was just going to say. Hey Kris.
Chanyeol: Kris!! I haven't seen you in 4 years.
Kris:Well I missed you guys too. I said hey I should come visit.
Sehun:No I call you and cried over the phone. You said stop crying and felt sad for me. It was easy with Tao, we cried together. Luhan? We always talk so it was easy.
Chen: So Luhan, the guy I send fake ads for Free clothes is here. Oh Shit. They actually cost hundreds.
Kris:I saw him at the airport. I ask him for call. He just left.
He has a really nice car. I have a nices car too. I have 5, he has... 21. Luhan and his children were idk. Dancing? It looked weird. You know How much I missed this. Us. Friends. But life...
Suho:Has different plans.
Kris:Yeah.
Sehun: Where's Lu?
Kris: Dealing with 5 children climbing all over him. Glad I only I have 2.
Chanyeol: Where's the lucky lady?
Kris: Home. The kids are hanging out with Others.
???:I made it!
Everyone:Tao!
Sehun:I said if you didn't make it I would burn down your house.
Tao:And I would sue you.
Sehun:....Ok
Kris:Why didn't you give me a call.
Tao:Why should I?
Kris: Because we're friends.
Tao:Who told you that.
Kris:You.
Tao:A long time ago. Somethings don't last long.
Kris: What's wrong with you?
Tao: Nothing.
Sehun:I still wanna know where is Lu?
Tao:His Kids bit him.
Suho: Hey, I thought you got married and Have a child.
Tao:Yes and Cars, the wife and kids didn't come with me.
Sehun:How we're your Christmases?
Kris:Good, I think. I spent it at my parent's.
Tao:Great, I gave my daughter her first house.
Chanyeol:*Whispers* the most I can give my son is his own room.
D.O:*Whispers back* Same.
???:Can somebody help?
Everyone: Luhan!
Luhan:Can someone get these kids off me. This is why I said I wasn't bringing them.
???:Daddy weeeeee love you!!!!
???:We love love!!
???:We love you!!!
All 5:We Love you Daddy!!! DADDY!!! WE LOVE YOU!!! LOVE DADDY!!! DADDY~~~ DADDY~~
Kris:Sehun are you crying?
Sehun:I'LL STOP NOW!! SUHO I'LL LISTEN. MY FATE WILL NOT BECOME A OLD HAG LIKE LUHAN. SUHO STOP ME. PLEASE!! THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
Daisy:What's wrong Babe?
Sehun:Promise me this is our last!
Daisy:Am... OK. You've been being really weird. I don't know what's going on but whatever it is. Stop. Stop please. *Walks away*
Suho:True tho. You've been acting weird, what's wrong?
Sehun:I feel like soon, Minah's gonna drive away and Seungkwan is still gonna be living us and we're still paying his bills and he never got a job and the new baby, they're going to hate us.
Xuimin:WTF? Sehun you have problems. Stop.
Tao:I've not been here long and I'm ready to leave.
Luhan:I still have 5 kids all over me.
Kris:We can't help you. That's why you limit yourself.
Luhan:There's two pairs of Twins.
Baekhyun:Oh... Well...... Have some Ice Cream!
???:ICE CREAM I WANT ICE CREAM!! DADDY I WANT ICE CREAM !!! GIMEE ICE CREAM!! DADDY!!
LUHAN:This is why I cry. Let's get ice cream *Walks away*
Chen:Sehun learnt a lesson.
Sehun:I feel like Shit.
Chen:Nice. I love ruined dreams.
Suho:STFU.
Chen:Nah.
TimeSkip
Chanyeol:Five minutes to midnight!
Lay:Glad those kids feel asleep. Luhan's kids bit me. Like vampires. Luhan what do feed them.
Luhun:Milk, Fruit,Vegetables, Meat. Sometimes raw when they get hyper.
Kris:You have very.................Unique children.
Luhan:Kandy, Kendele, Danie, Rosey and Lily.
Lay:My Daughter's name is Lily, I told you that when were in highschool, that was the dream name.
Luhan:Yes and?
Lay:You knew that.
Luhan:I forgot.
Lay:No you didn't!!
Luhan:I named her that wtf is wrong with that?
Lay:Cause I thought of the name.
Luhan:But my Daughter was born first!
Chanyeol:10, 9, 8-
Lay:Who tf cares. I said it first.
Everyone:HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
🎆🎇🎉🎊🎇🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎇🎆🎇🎂🎉🎊🎈🎂🎆🎇🎈🎉🎊🎇🎆🎈🎈🎈🎈🎆🎆🎇
🎇🎈🎆EXO NEW YEAR🎆🎈🎇
🎀🎈🎉🎆HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR🎆🎉🎈🎀
I love cliffhangers
jameliajeffrey0 was in this as Tao's wife
🎇🎇🎇
🎆
🎀🎀🎀