20 September 2018, 8:32 PM
Unknown:
Hey.
Andi:
Who is this?
Where did you get my number?
Unknown:
Finally!
Andi:
Again, who is this?
Where did you get my number?
Louie:
It's Louie.
You gave it to me.
Andi:
Louie?
Unknown:
You don't remember me?
Andi:
Obviously.
Unknown:
Too bad.
I remember you well in my bed.
Andi:
Wtf?!
You're the guy from Harlow??
Unknown:
I take it you remember already?
Andi:
Prove it.
Unknown:
Tsk. Easy.
After we did body shots,
you wrote your number on
my arm with a Pentel pen.
Andi:
🙊🙊🙊
Sorry.
Unknown:
No worries.
Got it all off after two showers.
Never met anybody with a Pentel pen in their pocket at a club.
Andi:
That's me.
Anyway, what do you want?
Why do keep texting me?
A thank you for that night?
Unknown:
🤣
Read: 8:47 PM
9:30 PM
Unknown:
You seeing anybody?
Andi:
That was fast.
Unknown:
It's not what you think.
Andi:
Aren't you a mind reader?
Unknown:
Lol.
So any boyfriend?
Andi:
No. Why?
Unknown:
I have a proposition.
Andi:
Okay?
Unknown:
You wanna be my fvck buddy?
Andi:
You're kidding right?
Unknown:
Nope. Dead serious.
Andi:
You're asking me if
I wanna be your booty call?
Unknown:
I'm asking if you wanna
see each other for sèx.
Andi:
Mind reader and a fvckboy.
You're a busy guy.
Unknown:
You interested?
Andi:
No.
Unknown:
C'mon! One month trial.
Andi:
Lol. No, thanks.
Delete my number.
Bye, Louie.
Unknown:
Think about it first.
Read: 10:09 PM